Matt, that's disgusting.

The Onion is not "real" news, so I'm going to take the easy out and say that since it's not real news, then the 100% statistic is suspect, and therefore I am not obliged to share any secrets, should I have any, to which I am not admitting here.
Betsy | Homepage | 11.01.04 - 3:37 pm | #

Oh, come on. maybe it's not legit, but you know it's true. So quit with the hiding and spill it. Enquiring minds want to know
matt | Homepage | 11.02.04 - 1:26 pm | #

I don't know if this is really as "secret" as I think it is, because I think a girl at Sonic saw me today, but I use my rearview mirror to check for "bats in the cave".

If there are any hangers, I fish them out, usually using a napkin or tissue. But today, none was available, so I used my pinkie nail.

I am a nose-picker, I admit it. But I wash my hands often and I NEVER EAT THE BOOGIES.

Still on a scale of gross secrets, with yours being a 10, I think mine is only a 3.
Betsy | Homepage | 11.02.04 - 2:42 pm | #

Betsy, don't feel so ashamed. I heard about this on the radio a couple of months ago and found a link just to encourage you.

http://english.pravda.ru/fun/200...7/22/ 32958.html

Sorry, I can't figure out how to make that a hyperlink and am not going to spend 2 hours figuring it out... you'll just have to copy and paste.
matt | 11.02.04 - 7:39 pm | #