mdmhvonpa,

"I feel you're pain..." [biting lower lip] --

For some reason when I read your post, I found all these interesting essay titles (or bad band names). Thanks -- (I think?)

into the shitter
a new round of viruses
Tyrants of Turpitude
pizza philanderers
Kiddie happiness
just get it done
pizza soup
chewy bleck
no meager feat (or feet?)
damp pilot's seat
'liquid assholes'
Michael | Homepage | 05.23.05 - 3:12 pm | #

Michael: Holy smokes! I never knew anyone paid that much attention. I suppose if I ever sat down and put my mind to it, I could probably start churning out some serious composition. No, I spend my days reviewing xml taxonomy and data feed specifications. Engaging, eh?
mdmhvonpa | Homepage | 05.23.05 - 3:35 pm | #

mdmhvonpa,

...or maybe your subconscious is leading you to a corner office on Madison Ave.? Look at all the product promotions from one of your posts:

A no nonsense toilet bowl cleaner:

A new "Viagra" by Nike:

Extra absorbant shoe deodorant:

Just add pepperoni and mush. to tomato soup for...

--you may have missed your calling.
Michael | Homepage | 05.23.05 - 4:18 pm | #

Michael: LOL ... genius or insanity. Perhaps both! Sad thing, I would be content with a life of chopping wood, digging trenches and raising kids. Not much money in it, but the goals are so tangible.
mdmhvonpa | Homepage | 05.23.05 - 9:04 pm | #

mdmhvonpa,

Nothing sad about it! Sounds like you found your calling just fine (I was just playin'--a little humor is good for the heart). It's nice to know a few folks who have their priorities straight. God bless ya, man.
Michael | Homepage | 05.24.05 - 2:26 am | #

Michael: Well, Thank you for the compliment. It took me nearly 40 years to learn some very hard lessons. Up side is that once I hammered them through my thick skull, they have no chance of slipping away. Easy come, easy go; Hard gains are nearly permenant.
mdmhvonpa | Homepage | 05.24.05 - 7:57 am | #