I get ~60 miles per gallon on my motorcycle, plus you have an excuse to explore those leather fantasies I know all you republicans secretly have. -

Serious the safety class is great. And, in NY at least, I not only got a discount on my bike insurance it also gets you a discount on you car insurance.
Debra Reid | 05.16.08 - 2:00 pm | #

Sorry to read about your headache.

I stay as far away from the hemophilic (not philiac doctors as my legs can carry me. (Its easy though. I just say I don't have any insurance and they walk right on by.)

("Bruises the size of Buicks." Where do you come up with these phrases. Is it any wonder that you're a charm to read.
Charles-A Rovira | Homepage | 05.16.08 - 4:36 pm | #

Oh, you are really going through the mill healthwise, aren't you? Poor you. Take some time to rest! REST - that means not doing anything. Relax, stop working and exercising every minute God gives you. REST!
Liz | Homepage | 05.16.08 - 5:19 pm | #

I'm laughing at the Agent Orange urine and the buick size bruises.....and I'm trying not to laugh as I want to commiserate with you. Like Charles, I wonder where you get these things.....
Feel better soon.
S.
Shauna | Homepage | 05.16.08 - 8:42 pm | #

"little fairies of light" I like that description. My visual disturbance is like a mini Christmas wreath made of fireworks.

I know saying hope you're feeling better sounds corny, but there you go, I said it.
Carole Lanno | 05.16.08 - 10:14 pm | #

I got excited when I read on my GoogleReader you had written a post called, "Licked". Thought we'd all be in for some good old fashioned Pennsyltucky Porn...sigh...guess it's back to reading National Geographic again. LMAO

Linda D. in Seattle
Linda D. | Homepage | 05.17.08 - 9:37 pm | #

Gas in Upstate New York is now, at best, 3.89 and rising. No one wants to run errands or do anything extra.
pb | Homepage | 05.18.08 - 12:34 pm | #

I'm with Charles and Shauna...not sure where you get this stuff, but it's like a drug to all of us...once you start reading you just can't help but come back for more.

Having said that, I'm sorry it has been a while since I stopped in on you. Sorry to hear you have been having some health problems. You are in my thoughts and prayers. Take care!
Jaime | Homepage | 05.19.08 - 8:23 pm | #

Deb-Deb: Now all I need to do is convince the Mrs to let me get a Vespa with 2 side cars!
mdmhvonpa | Homepage | 05.20.08 - 7:51 am | #

Charles: The voices in my head ... they argue about what to write. I just pick every 10th word and type it in! Rain coming down like sheets of lead as the thunder rules the sky like an obtuse emperor with a recalcitrant menagerie of misfit concubines ...

or something like that.
mdmhvonpa | Homepage | 05.20.08 - 7:59 am | #

Liz : Yeah ... rough month ... but I shall persevere! Durn it all. I did slack off this weekend though. Good start.
mdmhvonpa | Homepage | 05.20.08 - 8:15 am | #

Shauna : heh ... more to come.
mdmhvonpa | Homepage | 05.20.08 - 8:15 am | #

Carole : I recall seeing start last time I got cracked on the skull (got stitches out of that). I'll take the gushing wound over the migraine though.
mdmhvonpa | Homepage | 05.20.08 - 8:16 am | #

Linda: Porn indeed. SHEESH! I'll see if I can find some pics of Duchy Amish Ankles from the region.


BTW, it's FRIGGEN 38 Degrees here this morning. Can you send me some of your global warming from the Emerald City?
mdmhvonpa | Homepage | 05.20.08 - 8:18 am | #

pb: Yeah ... looks like the vacation this year is going to be VERY LOCAL. Like, camping in the back yard!
mdmhvonpa | Homepage | 05.20.08 - 8:19 am | #

Jaime : Right back at-cha! We all have our ups and downs, we just need to to 'Sneeze in the Movement' ... no, wait, Seizure of a Monument ... seize the moment?
mdmhvonpa | Homepage | 05.20.08 - 8:21 am | #

No global warming here in Seattle, just hype, if it hits 82' for an HOUR people go crazy. MY point is---is that your dog? Oh, and a walking, weight-lifting, yard building, health food eating friend of mine was diagnosed with pre-diabetes! What is going on!? I'm gonna start eating steak and eggs.
Diane J Standiford | Homepage | 05.21.08 - 3:02 am | #

Diane: THE SKY IS FALLING!!!

And no, not our dog. I love those poor Bulldogs to death though. Such health problems with them. Speaking of health problems, it's the carbs and processed wheats that cause you all the non-genetic Diabetes issues ... sugar just aggravates it.
mdmhvonpa | Homepage | 05.21.08 - 12:28 pm | #