YAY!
Heffarellas!
Can't wait for the ghettoliscious drama. I am going to miss "Tightrope" though.
Why did my mama call me a heffarella the other day? lol
SugaSay | 07.09.09 - 2:25 pm
My mama only stuck to the classics. Wanch (wench) was my fav.
Wow...she pulled at kim's pet hair!!!
@Suga- I have to agree w/Meik, we keeps it short and simple. Heffarella is too long...we say Wanch, heffa, huzzy, kye (cow)
"Tightrope"
Please explain.
lol! Yall she came with Skanktarilla last night.
lol Sheree is a damn lie.
"Tightrope"
Please explain.
Meik
WAIT JADA LET ME GET MY LIGHTER OUT FIRST!!!!!
Wow...she pulled at kim's pet hair!!!
D.A.
I literally just hollered out loud at that!
"Tightrope"
Please explain.
Meik
There's one betwixt me and you
lol Sheree is a damn lie.
TSA
a mf'in one at that.....
She could have at least come from a better angle than that:
I knew my hu'ban wasn't payin', I was just using this place for storage...something hell.
There's one betwixt me and you
INR(Barker Beauty
And what I don't knooow...is what I'm gonna dooo.
*ahem, sings off key* There's a tiiiightrope....between me and youuuuu and I don't know, what I'm gonna doooooo
*ahem, sings off key* There's a tiiiightrope....between me and youuuuu and I don't know, what I'm gonna doooooo
*Jumps up and down screaming while tears stream down my face....holding a lit lighter*
OK I am sitting at my desk...bs-ing. How do you guys sit on here all day and make it look like you are actually working?
OK I am sitting at my desk...bs-ing. How do you guys sit on here all day and make it look like you are actually working?
TSA
You have to have an emergency excel sheet ready to maxinize when someone comes up behind you...
stare intently at the screen- that gives the illusion that you are reading something intense
type real fast- See the key here is that you are not really typing anything significant. Just keep a blank word document open and open and type random sh*t.
keep a big stack of paper next to your keyboard. Pick up the top sheet occasionally. This give the illusion of working on something important.
Be sure to change out the stacks though.....everyone has nosey mf'ers that they work with that WILL try and check up on it....OKAY!
Yeah that staring intently at the screen usually does it.
Make the halo screen as small as you possbily can just in case someone walks up behind you before you can minimize.
Good pointers. The thing is my back faces people who can peer over my shoulder. So I can't have a blank page up typing randomly.
Good pointers. The thing is my back faces people who can peer over my shoulder. So I can't have a blank page up typing randomly.
TSA
Wwell sh*t ion't know what to say then. lol
Make the halo screen as small as you possbily can just in case someone walks up behind you before you can minimize.
JR
I wish they would say something up here....not as many people that I always see on facebook.
lol @ Willie
@ Heidi - can you turn your screen a lil to the side?
I wish they would say something up here....not as many people that I always see on facebook.
INR(Barker Beauty)©
Oh my halo screen is always at it's possible smallest.
@ Jada...I am actually plotting to turn my screen so that I can see who is coming up on me before they come up. I also have a little mirror so I can see people.
LOL@all these looking busy tips!
yall crackin me up!
*herky jump* Diddy!!
@ Jada...I am actually plotting to turn my screen so that I can see who is coming up on me before they come up. I also have a little mirror so I can see people.
TSA
lol let me know when you hook up the slack spot!
hey jada!...what's poppin?
hollar
i got my iphone back today....YAY ME!
this thing is like crack....i dropped my last one in the sink....while i was washing up....Apple told the IT dept there was water damage, which i denied...lol.
anyway, im back in business...not having pandora at the gym was hurting my workouts!
@ Diddy - oh you know robbin and stealin wheelin and dealing. Same ole. Hows JP?
'hollar'?....what happened, heidi....somebody walk by and see you on halo???
My screen turned so far it's got a gangsta lean!
@ Diddy - oh you know robbin and stealin wheelin and dealing....
SugaSay
hmmm...robbin the cradle, stealin some dudes heart, wheelin an older dude around, and dealing a knockout punch to a stalker.....now that's my kind of lady!
JP is doing wonderful by the way....next week he goes to day care!
lol@ Jada,..no I meant I'll Hollar/I hear you/I'll let you know.
*writes down note to give Jada list of NY lingo*
Yeah How's the baby Pat? How Wife and mother?
Ugh...I'd kill for an iPhone...I'd kill for an iTouch.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N...h?
v=N0gb9v4LI4o
Not to be confused with Jones Good Ass BBQ & Foot Massage
KC...here is another helpful hint:
1. get two monitors....one has a gangsta lean that has an important doc opened with a small halo window on top of it....the other screen either has another spreadsheet or your email inbox opened!
LOL ok, hell I'll take that explanation!
JP is doing wonderful by the way....next week he goes to day care!
a smooth criminal
Aww shat! Mama going back to work? How's she doing with her baby weight?
JP is doing wonderful by the way....next week he goes to day care!
Awww already?!
I want that Palm Pre but there is a damn waiting list!
Aww shat! Mama going back to work? How's she doing with her baby weight?
SugaSay
Oh lord...lol why u go there? *smacks jada in the back of the neck*
Hold on before u answer Pat...lemme get Sarah! lol
1. get two monitors....one has a gangsta lean that has an important doc opened with a small halo window on top of it....the other screen either has another spreadsheet or your email inbox opened!
a smooth criminal
I contemplated putting in an order for a second one but then I figured they'd want me doing twice the work so I passed.
Oh lord...lol why u go there? *smacks jada in the back of the neck*
Hold on before u answer Pat...lemme get Sarah! lol
TSA
lol wha? I wanna know if Pat got popped in the mouf yet for asking about it!
lol wha? I wanna know if Pat got popped in the mouf yet for asking about it!
LMAO *dead* @ Pat's swole lip
Aww shat! Mama going back to work? How's she doing with her baby weight?
SugaSay
Ya'll know KC been trying to get Mrs. KC to let him put the tip in.
Ya'll know KC been trying to get Mrs. KC to let him put the tip in.
ewwwww
Ya'll know KC been trying to get Mrs. KC to let him put the tip in.
INR(Barker Beauty)©
*slides Igloo Cube by wilma & pulls out an Ice cold faygo red pop*
here wilma....
Knowing good and well he 'posed to wait for the 6 weeks to be up!
*slides Igloo Cube by wilma & pulls out an Ice cold faygo red pop*
here wilma....
D.A.
Oh okay I see how you do. NOW I earned a cool drank. And this ain't even what I wanted......nigras
*pictures heidi's swole lips*...nice!
wifey started back to work this week...my SIL has been watching JP....*i bet he been watching her!*
the weight thang is still an issue...for me; however, i am giving her a year before i mention it again.
i'm sure i'll get popped in the mouf then too!
@wilma- hush!!!
It was either the redpop or a big k cola or a lil huggie...take your pick
the weight thang is still an issue...for me; however, i am giving her a year before i mention it again.
lol @ giving her a year....smh. You still dont understand how this thing works, huh?
Knowing good and well he 'posed to wait for the 6 weeks to be up!
INR(Barker Beauty)©
*SMH*....6 weeks been up! I put it down not too long ago *damn shame a ninja can't remember the last time he got some*....wifey was feelin it, but it just not the same....noooo, not the feelin....it's just been so loooonnng since i touch a laaadddyy!
*goes & grabs a chair for diddy*
SADDOWN!!!
You still dont understand how this thing works, huh?
SugaSay
women are very complicated....i got married so i could just concentrate on one and dammit...some days im more confused!!!
lol....but i know how to do just enough right that she stays with me.
lol....but i know how to do just enough right that she stays with me.
a smooth criminal
right. & should you dare mention the baby weight you can expect a good cussing out after being reminded that she gained said weight carrying your seed. Then a call from your MIL and your Mama for more reprimand...lol
wifey was feelin it, but it just not the same....noooo, not the feelin....it's just been so loooonnng since i touch a laaadddyy!
a smooth criminal
When she gets pregnant again by December I don't wanna hear it.
That is all.
*chuckling*@#1....i know i know im all sorts of wrong, but still you know there's a difference between making love and phlucking. i was just getting up for the down stroke....and that's just no me.....*shrugs*
smdh. My great aunt (who I dodge like student loans) just emailed me about her godson who she is trying to find a wife for.
First of all there are so many things she's assuming about me right now. And boy, if she's this meddlesome now, I can't imaging how it would be if I hooked up with her godson. :ugh:
It was either the redpop or a big k cola or a lil huggie...take your pick
D.A.
Oooooooo, a little huggie. There better if they are a little frozen though.
First of all there are so many things she's assuming about me right now. And boy, if she's this meddlesome now, I can't imaging how it would be if I hooked up with her godson. :ugh:
Meik
*smacks on gum* Go on Honey! Take a chance!
Then a call from your MIL and your Mama for more reprimand...lol
SugaSay
whooo...you aint neva lied right there...shiid, my mom, MIL, wife, SIL, sister, aunt, grandma, and every woman on MS be tryna tell me how a man sposed to be after a woman's preggers, and i just fight every last one of em...
have i ever mentioned that i like to debate, think im always right, and stubborn as hell......but charming!
women are very complicated....
a smooth criminal
Men are very retarded like at times......you'd be complicated too....shit
*spits*
i was just thinking the other day about parents trying to hook there kids up....that would seem awkward to me, but i've seen it work.
pictures heidi's swole lips*...nice!
Why da hell would I have swole lip?!
Da hell? I'm confused.
First of all there are so many things she's assuming about me right now. And boy, if she's this meddlesome now, I can't imaging how it would be if I hooked up with her godson. :ugh:
Meik
Jada want a man!
*runs*
KC you are a fool!!!!
whooo...you aint neva lied right there...shiid, my mom, MIL, wife, SIL, sister, aunt, grandma, and every woman on MS be tryna tell me how a man sposed to be after a woman's preggers, and i just fight every last one of em...
They all got swole lips??!! *dead*
Jada want a man!
*runs*
INR(Barker Beauty)©
Jada is also extremely picky and if he got his God mama recruiting...well.....
i was just thinking the other day about parents trying to hook there kids up....that would seem awkward to me, but i've seen it work.
a smooth criminal
Me and my mama have completely different tastes in men. They guys I think are really handsome she thinks are just ok and vice versa.
have i ever mentioned that i like to debate?
*blank stare*
....sooooo you're a masterdebater?
*wooo I'm on a roll* runs*
pictures heidi's swole lips*...nice!
Why da hell would I have swole lip?!
Da hell? I'm confused.
TSA
do you have any other lips on your body that i might like to see swollen?
ugh @ Diddy lol
do you have any other lips on your body that i might like to see swollen?
a smooth criminal
Jebus I am slow as hell. EWWWW Pat !!*smacks pat in the back the neck*
KC you are a fool!!!!
a smooth criminal
*ques JJ Evans*
I knooooooooooooooooooooow
have i ever mentioned that i like to debate, think im always right, and stubborn as hell......but charming!
a smooth criminal
I'm sure Ruby can attest to that!
I'm sure Ruby can attest to that!
INR(Barker Beauty)© |
Good ole Ruby!
ugh @ Diddy lol
SugaSay
*puts on shades*...i was tryna be circumspect, but heidi made me spell it out!
Jada is also extremely picky and if he got his God mama recruiting...well.....
SugaSay
Malcolm said by any means necessary.
Meik, tell him to send Jada a tweet! LOL
lol you can't be circumspect around me...I'm to sloy for that.
do you have any other lips on your body that i might like to see swollen?
a smooth criminal
You're prettay wangs!
Ruby is a civilian...no need to bring her into the mix!
Malcolm said by any means necessary.
Meik, tell him to send Jada a tweet! LOL
INR(Barker Beauty)©
lol I'm not there yet gal. Holla at me when I'm 45 and I might be down.
Jada is also extremely picky and if he got his God mama recruiting...well.....
SugaSay
Speak!
Ugh. I bet his name is Woodrow or someting.
Ruby is a civilian...no need to bring her into the mix!
a smooth criminal
Ruby is that fist!
Holla at me when I'm 45 and I might be down.
SugaSay
http://s70.photobucket.com/
album...gfurcapdude.gif
thankfully, my mom never tried to hook me up....lawd that woulda been a fiasco....for sure the girl woulda been in church and prudent as hell!....*wait, that sounds like wifey....NOOOOOO*
Ugh. I bet his name is Woodrow or someting.
Meik
Ezekiel Jerome
thankfully, my mom never tried to hook me up....lawd that woulda been a fiasco....for sure the girl woulda been in church and prudent as hell!....*wait, that sounds like wifey....NOOOOOO*
a smooth criminal
They say church girls are the freaks....
Ezekiel Jerome
Dabnus Brickey
.for sure the girl woulda been in church and prudent as hell!....*wait, that sounds like wifey....NOOOOOO*
a smooth criminal
The sanctified need lurve too.
Diddy you a damn mess!
Damn,Willie. I never met a Jerome I didn't love.
Dabnus Brickey
TSA
*dead*
Cleatus Rufus Jackson, III
Dabnus Brickey
TSA
*falls de phuck O-U-T*
Cornelius Dewight
Damn,Willie. I never met a Jerome I didn't love.
Meik
Ain't that Sisqo's real name?
*runs*
They say church girls are the freaks....
SugaSay
i think it's just preacher's daughters.....and i will agree to that.
lemme tell yall about this one chick...*rambles on for 20 mins*....and that's why my favorite vegetable is a carrot!
well, i must leave you ladies to your own demises!...oops i meant devices!
im out!...*leaves and plays with iphone*
alright ya'll I'm out this beesh. It's been real.
Ain't that Sisqo's real name?
*runs*
INR(Barker Beauty)©
Uh, ANYWAY heffa! Yall ain't shit!
He'll prolly turn out to be Rev. Leon Lonnie Love.
@ Those names!!
meik, what if he's the ONE??
Just do a quick MnG....
hell who knows, you may have a new hang-out buddy....
bye pat & wilma!!
Bye erbody leaving!
lemme tell yall about this one chick...*rambles on for 20 mins*....and that's why my favorite vegetable is a carrot!
a smooth criminal
IHU Pat LMAO!
SAy you met someone who was really nice. very good looking and you could definitely see yourself marrying down the line.....but he had a JACKED up last name. Say it sounded like Clitorman...something like that iwno
Would you still marry him?
I would keep my last name... lol
lol i2i...
Even though I was hoping to upgrade to a better last name... my gubment is kinda wack.
What's ur last name again? Erwin? lol that's not bad.
I actually love my last name...I'd hate to give it up.
Irwin. And it sucks! Sounds like an old YT.
lol No it doesn't. People have some really messed up last names...yours isn't one of them
I was hoping for somehting like Stanford or maybe Hollins or Watson...lol
I was hoping for somehting like Stanford or maybe Hollins or Watson...lol
I feel ya. my sister knows a woman and man who were married and had the Last name Case. They named their son Justin
LMAO! Poor Justin! He's gonna get it for that....
WAAAAAAAAAKKKE UUUUUUUUUUUP!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o...h?v=o-
K3irNgcaA
via TMZ:
People are going nuts over Raven-Symoné's newborn baby -- there are pictures circulating of the tiny tike and she already has a name: Lilliana Pearman.
Too bad Raven doesn't have a kid.
Her rep just put the rampant, ridiculous baby rumors to rest by giving us the following statement:
"Raven-Symoné is not pregnant nor did she give birth."
Stop stop spreading those rumors around stop stop spreadng the lies......
"But Game is officially firing shots at Jay-Z and he performed in Madrid last night yelling out “F**k Jay-Z…old ass n*gga!” He had the crowd joining in and everything. Typical rap beef and typical publicity stunt by Game, but he brought Jigga’s wife Beyonce into this. Pretty much said she’s slept with several football/basketball teams and has been around the block a few times. I have a feeling Jay is not about to let this one slide…"
Wow....
Steve McNair 911 Tape -- 'Somebody's Been Shot'
http://www.tmz.com/2009/07/08/st...odys-been-shot/
Morning!!
How da hell TMZ get all of these 911 calls???
they on it ALREADY!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?
v=8...player_embedded
Silke, I saw that sh*t this morning. LMAO
Didn't they just leak the damn video yesterday? These stans get faster and faster ere'time.
How da hell TMZ get all of these 911 calls???
D.A.
Harvey Levine got them People's Court connections. Judge Millian got tha hook up!!
oh...they had a webcast pf his memorial service in Nashville last night...And he's having his funeral in hattiesburg on Sat.....
Now if i was still single I would've taken a page from Chaz's (Wedding Crashers) book and found a crying baller at the funeral!!!
I know that's right! Ain't nothing like lending a helping hand and boob.
*dead*
i can see you saying "It's okay" While pressing his head all in your bosom!!! but you'll be pushing a little too hard & he can't breave....
but you'll be pushing a little too hard & he can't breave....
D.A.
His nose will clogged up with snot anyway......wouldn't be able to tell the difference.
After the service, I would offer to give him a ride to the repass. When he got in, I'd have "Come On Over to my Place" playing to help persuade him.
Every day I'm hustlin' game proper!!
Owwwwwwwwwwww
*hangs up gone to meeting sign*
Merning Chicas!
Postie!
"Raven-Symoné is not pregnant nor did she give birth."
INR(Barker Beauty)©
Good. I still haven't gotten used to Rudy Huxtable having breasts, yet.
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