Reminds me of the old joke (with a serious point).

You arrive on another planet and (mirabile dictu) find not just an intelligent being, but one with whom you can communicate. Naturally your first question is, "Has there been a Fall?"

If the answer is no, you leave immediately lest you mess things up.

If the answer is yes, you ask "Has there been an Incarnation?"

If the answer to this is yes, what do you say next?

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"Please direct me to the nearest Catholic church."
The Welsh Jacobite | 02.16.09 - 4:20 am | #