Ha! The Frenchman joke is my favourite. It's random, yet logic, funny, yet serious.
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Heh... Our friend Christi tells almost the same joke as Scott, but hers is "ask me if I'm a red truck".
Ooh, is that the virus thingy that causes meningitis? Because our CEO had that last week!! Scary!!
I like the one about the French man too. A high school friend came up w/a few fun questions:
"Do you walk to school or bring your lunch?"
"Why is an apple?"
And my oh-so-wise and also punny father supplied the answer to the second without a blink: "It depends on how deep the mud is." So there you go.
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