I won't be a Christian. Stop trying to force me, you terrible right wing evangelical, or I'll call down the ACLU on your horrible, hate filled blog.

However, like Michael Medved, I do enjoy seeing you polytheists celebrate Christmas; it's a nice holiday. And I try not to fall down in a coma when you put a up Christmas decorations in public, or have the temerity to wish me a merry Christmas. (Oh, the horror!)

Like most women, you do not exaggerate your weight issues in the slightest. From your pictures, it is clear that indeed you have the fattest, most gigantic butt, thighs, and arms of any women ever to walk (if indeed you can get those monstrous legs past each other to walk) the planet.

(Sigh)

Seriously, as a protodoctor, you know there's no such thing as spot reducing. What you can do is alternate your running with cardiovascular weight training on some good machine circuit, like Cybex. Of course, any muscles that you're not working - e.g., biceps and triceps - will be flabby.

I gave SarahK lots of good advice on this matter, but she won't listen. Anyway, I'm not posting over there anymore because Bikermommy was mean to me.
Roger Glass | 07.01.05 - 2:12 pm | #