Contestant: B, Elephant, Final Answer.

Regis: Elephant? What makes you think that?

Contestant: Duh, Reg. Elephants eat peanuts!

Regis: And what about the Moon?

Contestant: The moon is a planet.

Regis: Ok.

P.S.: I stopped watching it after Reg left, so I'm not sure the woman's name who hosts it now.
Chris | Homepage | 03.11.06 - 8:03 am | #

You're kidding! Wow. That's how the conversation went? That's great. That's unsettling, but also great and hilarious.
Corrie | 03.11.06 - 11:36 am | #

Well, I don't know how the ACTUAL conversation went. This was just my interpretation of it.
Chris | Homepage | 03.12.06 - 12:43 pm | #

Don't worry about it Chris, it's easy to fool the veerd Dutchlandian. By the way, it's kind of bizarre to have the two of you talking, for some reason.
Kim | Homepage | 03.12.06 - 4:59 pm | #

Thanks for dropping by. Added you to the links. Spread the good news!

Your blog is...eccentric
Mark | Homepage | 03.13.06 - 7:53 am | #

I feel dumber than that woman up there. For a moment.

[moment]...[/moment]

Okay, I feel smart again. Somewhat.
Corrie | 03.13.06 - 2:17 pm | #

Yeah, you have got to be really really really nervous to not say the correct answer...I would like to think that I would never be that "fool-hearty". (But with my luck...)
Kelli | Homepage | 03.13.06 - 3:56 pm | #

Honestly, I probably would have said peanut.
Chris | Homepage | 03.14.06 - 11:26 am | #

obviously the woman fell victim to perspective. An elephant appears bigger than the moon, even though we know how big the moon is.

The woman got her question wrong, went back home, head in her lap, then took the garbage out to her "Trash Ben"
James | Homepage | 03.15.06 - 8:32 am | #

Heh.
Kim | Homepage | 03.19.06 - 9:38 pm | #