Puh-lease. I guess I missed the Gay-kin boat ages ago, but why, why, why is the fact that his manager turkey-basted herself with his off-putting sperm news. Gack! It is is repulsive to me. How much gayer can he get? I think he should get ahold of Ms. Michael Jackson. Now there's a match made in hell.
Would I be considered uncouth if I told you that while I knew the name Clay Aiken was an AI contestant, I can't think of ever hearing him sing, nor could I identify him in a line up?
I know so many people who follow AI and the contestants, but I don't. Am I weird??
Queers are like copperheads and whores. The only good one is a dead one. Except, of course, for Big Gay Al and Mr. Slave. No, I'm not a homophobe, they just sicken me.
The only reason to broadcast the Immaculate Artificial Insemination Conception is to make sure the world knows that they didn't actually have SEX. Because that would be icky! And we're not icky, we're just tacky.
Kim, How about an update? I check several times a week, and was wondering how school is going!
Come back!! We miss you!
Hope all is ok.
Yeah. What they said...(chanting)
UP-DATE! UP-DATE! UP-DATE!
Has Kim been declared legally dead and her insurance collected? Perhaps her disappearance will be featured on The History Channel's "History's Mysteries", then we'll know the truth. Or let's just call Dr. Phil and ask him what happened to her. That do-gooding butthole knows everything. He tells ME what I think and feel.
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