two words:

"...Sweet...Christmas..."
Jon | Email | Homepage | 09.06.05 - 12:48 am | #

"Spike Merling, the Smartest Man Alive"

I about choked on my curry when I read that. note to self *do not to eat Thai curry while reading Spike...erm, Mike Sterling's Progressive Ruin*
Jon | Email | Homepage | 09.06.05 - 12:50 am | #

Well, fuckin' A. I always suspected I had the power of Shatner gathering. I just needed a wise mage to guide me to it.
Captain Corey | Homepage | 09.06.05 - 1:08 am | #

I'm crying. Hold me tight. I never thought it would come to this.

But I'm so glad it has.
M. A. Masterson | Email | Homepage | 09.06.05 - 3:19 am | #

You obviously missed your true calling in life, Mr. Sterling. You could be the King of FanFic! Stellar, even.

I mean, you had me at "Sweet Christmas"!
Michael J. Suzio | 09.06.05 - 5:01 am | #

I can's believe Batman abandoned Tron like that!

Great show, Sterling!
Dave Lartigue | Email | Homepage | 09.06.05 - 5:45 am | #

Happy One Thousand! May the Power of the Shat be with you always!
John DiBello | Email | 09.06.05 - 6:04 am | #

That was greatness.

I am in awe.
shane | Email | Homepage | 09.06.05 - 6:32 am | #

Cage/Batman? That almost makes sense...

Happy 1000!
Martin Wisse | Email | Homepage | 09.06.05 - 6:46 am | #

You are like a god to me.
Rasselas | 09.06.05 - 8:52 am | #

Drinking IS the answer, and I don't care what the question is.
tomthedog | Homepage | 09.06.05 - 8:53 am | #

Pure brilliance. The Shat would be proud.
Ian Brill | Email | Homepage | 09.06.05 - 10:06 am | #

"Jesus pulled out his lightsaber."

I love you, Mike Sterling!
Devon Sanders | Email | Homepage | 09.06.05 - 10:26 am | #

"Jesus reached for his lightsaber" and didn't even use it on anyone? Bad form, Sterling. Tsk.
Mark H. | Homepage | 09.06.05 - 10:26 am | #

There will be more of these right?
H | Email | Homepage | 09.06.05 - 1:08 pm | #

Ah, another gratuitous Speedball appearance done just to boost sales...

And he saved that total loser...Aquaman!
Kurt Onstad | Email | Homepage | 09.06.05 - 1:22 pm | #

Yeah, Yeah, Yeah...Happy 100th and all, Spike. But, where the hell was Swamp Thing, Unca Scrooge, Chuck Clayton and and Quisp in all of this? "Sweet...Christmas" indeed!
Sam | Email | Homepage | 09.06.05 - 2:52 pm | #

Mike,

If you were a woman, I'd marry you.

Gordon
Gordon | Email | Homepage | 09.06.05 - 4:09 pm | #

BEAUTIFUL.
zack soto | Email | Homepage | 09.06.05 - 4:13 pm | #

I'm Chalk!
Chalk | Email | 09.06.05 - 6:37 pm | #

Mike,

If you were a man, I'd marry you.
Sarah | Email | 09.06.05 - 8:17 pm | #

It's so beautiful, I can't believe it was crafted by mortal hands.
C. Elam | Homepage | 09.06.05 - 9:27 pm | #

Denny Crane!
Dan Coyle | Email | 09.06.05 - 9:53 pm | #

Thank you, everyone.

H - Oh, dear heavens, no.

Gordon 'n' Sarah - sorry, friends, I'm taken!

Chalk - I was beginning to miss you!
Mikester | Homepage | 09.06.05 - 11:23 pm | #

fantabulous post, Mike, and congrats on hitting no. 1000.
Otto | 09.07.05 - 5:08 am | #

So, where was CArlos the Romantic Shark when all this went down? Other than your pernicious refusal to write more shark porn, this is so good, all I want to know now whether Jesus' lightsaber is used the same way as those of other men?

In other words, are more adventures screwing up the works?
Frank Bonz | 09.07.05 - 8:17 am | #

The Batman/Cage scene had me believing--and caring!
Tom Peyer | Email | Homepage | 09.08.05 - 1:27 am | #

I'm married and all, but... I think I want to have your baby.
Melissa Gay | Homepage | 09.08.05 - 7:11 pm | #

Dear Mr. Sterling,

Although commendable and enjoyable, we feel that your 1,000th post is lacking in a gratuitous team-up featuring Oscar Madison and Quincy.

Your friends at the Church of Klugman.
High Priest, Church of Klugman | Email | Homepage | 09.11.05 - 8:05 pm | #