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I'm more convinced than ever you are evil, Mike Sterling. You're still linking to Wikipedia. |
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Luminous Make-Up Guy looks more like a Charles Burns drawing to me. |
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What? Aqualad won't surrender the secrets of water-breathing? |
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Wikipedia is evil...? |
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"Disgusting" as the start of your copy = greatest moment in the history of advertising, bar none. |
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I was selling those Bloody Mashed Rats through the mail, but then the Better Business Bureau told me I had to legally stop using the words "phony" and "rubber," so my sales plummeted. |
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"Wikipedia is evil...?" |
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My grandfather actually bought the quail incubator featured in the ad. Two eggs hatched out of the five and we had pet quail for a while. |
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yes, the Spidey glasses did look like that. I used to have a pair as a kid. |
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""Wikipedia is evil...?" |
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Those glasses make me think of the old Batwoman. |
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When you ordered the Squirrel Call, it was just a sheet of paper that said, "Go sit on a bench in the park. If you want to be certain, bring a piece of bread with you. Also works on pigeons." |
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Hulk glasses? |
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HULK GLASSES! |
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Why would you want to call squirells? The same reason you might want to raise quail; thems good eatin'. |
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Anon. - Of all the things to get worked up about, it's my link to an innocuous Wiki entry about a comic book character. C'mon. |
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TRUE FACT: Wikipedia once fucked me, promised to call, and never did. I was scarred emotionally for a long time. |
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Ed--That's user-generated content for you...inconsiderate, selfish, AND a lousy lay... |
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Wikipedia stopped paying child support after an admin marked our baby for deletion for not meeting the requirements of WP:Notability. |
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Wikipedia borrowed my complete run of the first Official Handbook of the Marvel Universe, appendices of the dead included, to "verify a citation" and never gave them back. |
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While the patterns ore rather Woodringesque, I'm definitely feeling the Charles Burns look on the overall execution of the Luminous Make-Up guy as well. |
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I loaned Wikipedia $15 once. Wikipedia repaid me by taking a $5 bill and pointing to each corner and saying, "Here's five, here's five, here's five, and here's five." |
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Wikipedia stole my wallet and left me laying in the alley in a pool of my own blood. |
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I was running down the street with Wikipedia one day when I tripped and cut my hand open on its sharp edges. I needed 27 stitches and a tetanus shot! |
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I had those Spidey glasses as a kid. I can't remember if I ever got a red ski mask to go with it, though. I didn't own them for long because Wikipedia beat me up, stole the shades and ripped the chest sticker off my Mego Batman. |
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Wikipedia is hurting me...with hilarity. |
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I bought one of those quail incubators, too, circa 1972. One of the six eggs hatched, and the chick moped around miserably for a couple of days days before it died because, as I recall, the instructions for its care were very sparse. |
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As my family and I were returning home late one night from a screening of Zorro, suddenly Wikipedia leapt out from the shadows, brandishing a gun and demanded my mom's pearls while tightening a finger on the trigger. |
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That's the most evil thing of all: WIKIPEDIA PREVENTS THE CREATION OF BATMAN! |
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The same reason you might want to raise quail; thems good eatin'. |
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I met Wikipedia in a bar one night, got real drunk and went to a motel with it, and woke up the next morning in a bathtub full of ice and missing a kidney. |
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Wikipedia dons haz cheezburgers. |
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Now that's just wrong. Those crap ads or Fox News don't hold a candle.
