How to have "Feelings"
How to "Conquer Earth"
How to "Serve" Man

A robot handbook?
Phill | Email | Homepage | 11.07.07 - 2:34 am | #

So, have any of those tricks worked with the ladies yet?
rog | Email | Homepage | 11.07.07 - 3:28 am | #

No wonder there was a baby boom. There must have been a copy of this in every boy's back pocket.
Rich | Email | Homepage | 11.07.07 - 4:45 am | #

Step 1-Put down the comic book.
Step 2-Leave the house.
Step 3-Look at an actual girl...
Larry E | Email | 11.07.07 - 5:48 am | #

Is it too late to order?
CW | 11.07.07 - 6:07 am | #

Advertised in a comic with the title Public Enemies.
Chaz Ervin | 11.07.07 - 6:45 am | #

I don't know if it's my demented internet-addled mind, but did the words in quotations refer to penis size back than as they would now? I honestly don't know.
Rob H. | Email | 11.07.07 - 7:44 am | #

I like how all the women on the cover are swooning while he strikes his "I'm nonchallant and oh so cool" look. I'll see if that works on my wife. Chance are, no.
Rich Handley | Email | Homepage | 11.07.07 - 8:59 am | #

These how to have "personality" makes me imagine some real creepo making hand-quotes.
Mick | 11.07.07 - 9:30 am | #

Sterling, you magnificent son of a bitch! I just bought the book!


(Thanks eBay.)
De Baisch | Email | Homepage | 11.07.07 - 10:08 am | #

Once a boy "holds my love" then he usually "shows me a good time"..
Redhead Fangirl | Email | Homepage | 11.07.07 - 6:26 pm | #

Don't be a Faux Pa! Be a real Baby Daddy!
Josh | Email | 11.07.07 - 9:06 pm | #

My, it is hard not to mentally replace the word "Personality" with "A Giant Wang." Damn you, internet!
Harvey Jerkwater | Email | 11.09.07 - 12:49 pm | #