NO DON'T MAKE ME CHOOSE YOU HORRIBLE PERSON!! WAUGH!!!


You know it's no contest!


I want to pick both. SLUGGO THING.


I voted Sluggo.
Then I realised Sluggo reminded me of McCain.
Then I got worried it was racist to think of Obama as a Swamp creature.
Then I wondered who Palin would be in the PRU (Progressive Ruin Universe).
Then I hoped that we could get Liefield to put out a Palin one-shot in '12


I had to choose Swamp Thing. I had to. It's a contractual thing.


I blame Bissette. SW.


Mike, that's like choosing between strings-free sex and strings-free money. Can't do it!


Sluggo knows all. Sluggo sees all.


Now why wasn't I given these choices in the presidential election?

Those would have been debates worth watching.


There can be no winners in this election, only losers.


Swamp Thing. But it's only because of my up-brining.


I always thought Alan Moore's "Sluggo" retcon felt forced. The "Go-Slug" avatar? Yeesh. Swampy by a tuber.


Swamp Thing can get you HIGH...
Sluggo is transcendental...


Sluggo hangs out with Nancy...
Swamp Thing has nailed Abigail Arcane (and Adrienne Barbeau AND Heather Lockear)


Sluggo is frugal...
Swamp Thing recycles (heck, he "IS"'the GREEN')...

2 out of 3 for Swamp Thing.

~P~


Somehow, I don't think Swamp Thing is much of a debater. The old "struggles to speak" thing...


Gotta be Swampy, I'm afraid. I don't think Nancy has ever made it across the Atlantic - which renders most of your recent postings nonsensicle..!


http://i165.photobucket.com/ albu...mpkeenememe.jpg


Is there any way I can vote and not lose my good standing in the "Sons of Mike Sterling"?

This is some sort of test, isn't it? Oh, how I hate tests.


Of course, there IS the fact that Swamp Thing has made it clear he has no interest in politics and would not accept a position if elected. That does kind of slant things in Sluggo's favor.


My god, why haven't we seen a Swamp Sluggo photoshop?! IT'S SO OBVIOUS, INTARWUBS! GEEZ! Get on it!


Swampthing is a tree-huger, who supports weed, has a convoluted back story, and has had associations with shady characters. Of coarse I voted for him.


Sluggo grew up to be John Constantine!
Isn't it obvious??????
Swampy wins!


Wait a minute! The ads by Google say,
"Sluggo kills slugs and snails?"


I heard in an e-mail my brother sent me that Swamp Thing would take his oath of office on the Kyoto Treaty...


I can't.


I'm chalk.


You're missing the obvious button here, Mike: the "Yes" button.


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