RE: your Twitter about 'orgy'.

Presumably because there ain't no orgy like an Elfquest orgy.


Because an elfquest orgy don't stop?


You know who mocks Snapper Carr? Haters. Don't be a hater! Embrace the pure cosmic love that is Snapper Carr...

*shakes fist*

EMBRACE IT!


Personally, I have heard that the next big release from DC:

ALL-STAR SNAPPER CARR.


"If the solution to your problem is "Snapper Carr," you may be worse off than you realize."

Your lack of Snapper faith disturbs me.


Check out the look of utter despair on Diana's face. I'd feel the same way if I found out my fate was in the hands of the original hipster doofus.


Mike, beam in to the caper! Listen to the little men, and all the far-outs will be in orbit!


Oh God, I do wish that SOMEONE would pulverize Snapper Carr. I'm sorry to be so negative, but frankly, he just drives me up a wall.

And yes, that look of utter despair on Diana's face is well-merited. On the other hand, J'onn's look of glee is VERY disturbing.


Dude. Read the Hourman story "The Case of Snapper Carr, Super-Traitor." Best JLA comic EVER.


At first I thought those bars were panel borders and the league were attempting to escape from the page.


Maybe, just maybe, the Justice League knows it's curtains for them so they've all agreed that as their last wish they'd like to see Snapper "pulverized" into something "wet and bubbly."

"Tee hee, let's get Snapper here but don't anybody tell him that the Protectors are invulnerable. It'll be a hoot!"


Only someone who hasn't been TOLD the Protectors are invulnerable will be crazy enough to stay in the ring long enough to defeat them! It's so zany, it might just work!


I think what we need is a four-way cage match to settle the score once and for all: Snapper Carr, Rick Jones, Jimmy Olsen and Etta Candy. Only the most obnoxious side-kick can live!


Hey! Etta is cool!
In fact she's cooler than Diana
and infinitely cooler than Donna Troy (but then, who isn't cooler than Donna Troy?)


Etta Candy is awesome. Also, she'd mop the floor with those other bozos. (Unless it was "Hulk" Rick Jones...)


Do NOT dis the Candy.


SNAPPER CARR '08

Change you can believe in...


After reading enough of the early issues of Justice League Of America, I have come to love Snapper Carr. He was unfortunately saddled with a poor speech pattern, but he saved the JLA's hash more than once, he most assuredly was not stupid, and he was as brave as anyone.

If anyone should be pulverized, it's the likes of the writers after Gardner Fox that hated the character so much that they couldn't just write him out of the series, they had to tarnish his reputation as well.

Okay, I'm off the soapbox....oh, and Bouncing Boy and Matter-Eater Lad were awesome!


SNAP!

SNAP!


What intelligent response can be made to "SNAP! SNAP!" except

WOO!

WOO!


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