The massage parlor idea is evil and you are a bad, bad man.

And with that you'll have to excuse me, because I need to go and start saving in case you include a Spider-Woman in there, so I can get there and never leave.

...what?
Don't judge me!
Flipyap | Email | 01.04.09 - 3:11 am | #

Some of my first comics were issues of "Marvel Super Heroes Secret Wars." I now find myself wondering...if Kitty Pryde had accompanied the X-Men to Battleworld, and the Asgardian villain there had been Loki instead of the Enchantress, perhaps my first comics crush would have been "cute girl relatively close to my own age" and not "hopelessly unattainable goddess who would rip the life-force out of you just so she could go home."

And I would be a more well-adjusted man today.

(On a related note, if you want to ask one of your blonde masseuses to wear green skirts and black hose with a large chain-link pattern down the front, I could certainly chip in to your whole "rich beyond the dreams of avarice" fund.)
Brian Smith | Email | 01.04.09 - 4:45 am | #

That is a very nice cover for the Final Crisis thingy. I didn't read it so I can't judge you for liking it. I mean, I CAN and WILL, but it will be based on my enjoyment of Judging People From Upon High. *judges*

Anyway, all I've seen of the issue was the Libra origin which seemed kind of pointless...

And I'm not a Who fan, beyond thinking its an ok show, so I don't care one way or the other about Dr. EmoKidWho. Except that the best rumored casting was Chitwel Ejiofor, which would have TOTALLY made me into a Dr. Who fan...
LurkerWithout | Email | Homepage | 01.04.09 - 5:01 am | #

Yes, but if Chitwel Ejipfor became the Doctor, we'd all have to learn how to pronounce his name, and there's no way *that's* gonna happen...
Brian Disco Snell | Email | Homepage | 01.04.09 - 5:28 am | #

Kitty Pryde? Nah, I'd prefer Emma Frost ...

http://images3.wikia.nocookie.ne...2/X- Men_116.jpg


CW | 01.04.09 - 6:16 am | #

Mike, I am deeply offended by the title of this post. It's exactly this sort of smug assumption that one's readers are overly-sensitive mental defectives that is tearing the Internet apart. Also, I'm not sure how, but I'm pretty sure you're raping my childhood. I'm going to quit reading your blog in a huff, vowing never to return now, but I'll probably be back once I've calmed down, as if nothing had happened...






...OK, I'm back.
Haerandir | Email | 01.04.09 - 6:33 am | #

I approached the Spirit Movie as Frank Miller's All-star Spirit and I was able to enjoy it. It is an insane movie with a ton of eye candy.
Shon | Email | 01.04.09 - 6:42 am | #

I didn't know that Dr. Hawking is British. I don't hear a trace of a British accent in his voice.
Streaker | Email | 01.04.09 - 8:38 am | #

Kitty Pryde? Eyeeeew.

--m4
mojo_iv | Email | 01.04.09 - 9:20 am | #

I would go to a massage parlor with Supergirls incarnations for sure.. heh..

Not that my opinion matters.. but The Spirit was by far one of the worst movies I've seen in a theater.. I tried going in as open minded as possible, but man...
Rocco | Email | Homepage | 01.04.09 - 11:30 am | #

I really enjoyed Final Crisis Secret Files. Some people didn't?
poormojo | Email | Homepage | 01.04.09 - 12:19 pm | #

Oh, hello unnecessary pile-on. May I join you?

Okay, I think N!xau was a very brave choice to play the eleventh Doctor.
Crowded House | Email | 01.04.09 - 3:44 pm | #

If you keep this up Mike I'm going to start visiting you on Tuesdays.
Jeff | 01.04.09 - 11:22 pm | #

Alternate between Kitty Pryde and green Star Trek chicks.

Also, Stephen Hawking is a better fit for Davros.
Jon H | Email | 01.05.09 - 5:49 am | #

The only disappointing part of the Final Crisis Secret Files for me was that my shop didn't pull it for me and apparently sold out of the Quitely covers in about 5 minutes. So I ended up with the Jim Lee Wonder Woman cover instead.

But yeah, I liked it. Len Wein doesn't write enough comics these days.
Jer | Email | 01.05.09 - 6:20 am | #

I would've been pissed if I bought the Wonder Woman cover... especially with the lack of Wonder Woman in the book.

I loved Quietly's Libra on the Metron chair image, but thought the book needed a little more Morrison writing.
g23 | 01.05.09 - 7:52 am | #

I didn't even notice that's Metron's chair. Duh, so much for my college edjamakashun.
CW | 01.05.09 - 7:59 am | #