1. - too easy
2. - don't know, don't think I wanna...
3. - Couldn't be Iceman, that'd be too obvious, right?
4. - oh god, the 90's...
5. - ...Angel? Why am I still doing this...
6. - ...Ghost Rider, maybe? How can this get worse...
7. - Ah. That's how. You know what? I'm gonna say this is Gung Ho from G.I. Joe, and nothing you say will change my mind.
Phill | Email | Homepage | 05.14.08 - 1:21 am | #

1. Rogue
2. Psylocke
3. I hope it isn't Iceman
4. Probably Cable
5. Archangel
6. Ghost Rider
7. Gambit

These things are hilarous, need more.
MDV | Email | 05.14.08 - 2:09 am | #

3. Human Torch
Juisarian | Email | 05.14.08 - 2:11 am | #

1) Hepzibah from Pogo

2) Julie Andrews from "Victor/Victoria"

3) Kool-Aid Man. (or Duff-Man) OH, YEAH!

4) uh... is there a character named "Money-Shot"?

5) Hmmm... tough one. Either:
- Bruce Campbell as ASH.
or
- Vincent Price in "Last Man on Earth"

Of course, they're referring to "THE" apocalypse.

6) The G@&&@# BATMAN!

~P~
P-TOR
SanctumSanctorumComix | Email | 05.14.08 - 3:53 am | #

Oh, and #7)

EVERY stereotypical, basement-dwelling, fan-fic writing, "Rouge"-mispelling, X-MEN fan in the 1990's.

Spoken aloud, while standing in front of a mirror wearing underwear on the wrong side of their pants with a deck of cards in their hands and posters of Rogue on their ceiling.



~P~
P-TOR
SanctumSanctorumComix | Email | 05.14.08 - 3:59 am | #

Thank god I can touch type because reading those made me go blind.
Just Some Guy | Homepage | 05.14.08 - 4:10 am | #

Seven gave me nausea. Though I suppose I should be glad they didn't say "debil".
Novice | Email | Homepage | 05.14.08 - 4:41 am | #

[H]eaven help me, I do so love the warrior I've become!

I must find a way to work that into a conversation today!
eddie mitchell | Email | Homepage | 05.14.08 - 4:59 am | #

Since the other ones have been pegged so damned well, I'm going to through my vote in for #3.

I'm guessing it's Deadpool.
Squeamish | Homepage | 05.14.08 - 5:19 am | #

#2 can't be Psylocke because she can't go three sentences without saying "focused totality".
Dave Lartigue | Email | Homepage | 05.14.08 - 5:39 am | #

#3 is TOTALLY jubilee.
Chris V. | Email | 05.14.08 - 5:58 am | #

Maybe Speedball for #3, if it's not one of the more likely options already suggested?
Professor Fury | Email | Homepage | 05.14.08 - 6:37 am | #

I actually thought the capital "Ah" was Gambit...until I read the rest of it. And wow, Gambit is much, much worse in writing than I thought he'd be (I'm only familiar with GnR's unusual speech patterens from that '90s cartoon...not used to seeing things like "de T'ieves Guild" in print. Wow.
caleb | Email | Homepage | 05.14.08 - 7:04 am | #

I'm going with Jubilee for #3 as well, or possibly Boom-Boom. #4 might be Cable and #5 might be Archangel, though I wear my ignorance of 90's X-Men continuity as a badge of honor.
Edward Liu | Email | Homepage | 05.14.08 - 7:52 am | #

I'm just not sure if it's funnier to think that "Nelson" is Mike Nelson or Nelson Muntz.
Devin McCullen | Email | 05.14.08 - 8:13 am | #

6. High school goth kid.
ce | 05.14.08 - 9:06 am | #

1. Rogue, back when I liked her and they weren't screwing around with her freaking powers EVERY ISSUE.

7. Gambit, back when I liked him and he wasn't EVIIIIIIIIL for some inexplicable reason.

*sighs* *hates on Marvel for doing that*
Jolyn | Email | 05.14.08 - 9:38 am | #

1. Cajun-style Wolverine.
2. English rose Wolverine.
3. Teenage mallrat Wolverine.
4. Day of the Jackal Wolverine.
5. Nelson Muntz Wolverine. Ha, ha!
6. Skull-o-Fire Wolverine.
7. Cajun-style Wolverine, now with extra-spicy cajun sauce.

Collect 'em all!
Bully | Email | Homepage | 05.14.08 - 10:19 am | #

That reminded me in one fell swoop why I tend to not read superhero comics.
JET | Email | 05.14.08 - 11:16 am | #

#7 is clearly Step'n Fetchit.

Or possibly Mushmouth from the Fat Albert Gang.
philip | Homepage | 05.14.08 - 11:33 am | #

"I'm just not sure if it's funnier to think that "Nelson" is Mike Nelson or Nelson Muntz."

I was thinking of Ricky Nelsnon's twin son's terrible, terrible band.
Jack Norris (Ed) | Email | Homepage | 05.14.08 - 3:55 pm | #

What, no mention of Connie Sunderland's return or the Madame Xanadu preview in
The Un-Men #10? Shame on you!
Anonymous | 05.14.08 - 10:41 pm | #

Anon. - As soon as I get around to reading The Un-Men #10, perhaps I will.
Mikester | Homepage | 05.14.08 - 10:51 pm | #

But remember Mike, future events such as these will affect you in the future!
Bully | Email | Homepage | 05.15.08 - 6:19 am | #

1. Rogue

2. Psylocke

3. Jubilee

4. Cable

5. Archangel

6. Ghost Rider

7. Gambit -- if you missed this one...welcome to Earth! We greet in peace our visitors from the distant galaxies!
Mikester | Homepage | 05.16.08 - 12:51 am | #

#7 - I never knew Gambit was Jamacan! Either that or a long lost relative of Jar Jar Binks
Fnord Serious | Email | 05.18.08 - 12:12 pm | #