My god. That would be the greatest Brady Bunch line-up ever.

"Til the one day when the Vulcan met this Scotsman..."
M.A. Masterson | Email | Homepage | 07.05.08 - 1:06 am | #

You know, I could see myself buying a "Scottie: Teen Soccer Hooligan" book. Not so sure on a "Spock: Nerd of Two Worlds" title though...
LurkerWithout | Email | Homepage | 07.05.08 - 2:08 am | #

You should be punished for even bringing up Popeye's nephews. Go See Hancock this weekend. That should be punishment enough. Take someone else and buy their ticket too. Go at night when it's good and pricey. Then we might be even.
julius brown | Email | 07.05.08 - 2:54 am | #

I was always taught that babies speak like bizarros.
Dave Lartigue | Email | Homepage | 07.05.08 - 7:09 am | #

Both Spock and Scott had lisps as children? Always surprises me the number of times I read baby talk in old comics that doesn't even kind of resemble the real deal.
David Cutler | Email | 07.05.08 - 8:17 am | #

I hope they have a speech therapist on the Enterprise.
Oscar Blotnik | Email | 07.05.08 - 3:52 pm | #

Short shelf-life comment here, but your ad combination to right has Wildcat totally checking out that webcam girl's rear end.
Chance | Email | 07.05.08 - 6:07 pm | #

Chance - WHOA. Okay, I didn't see that ad...that's a bit much for my site, I think.
Mikester | Homepage | 07.05.08 - 6:45 pm | #

Now he's checking out Wildcat from an alternate Earth!
Chance | Email | 07.05.08 - 7:08 pm | #

Why can Baby Scotty say "Spock" but not "stopped"?
HydrogenGuy | Email | 07.05.08 - 8:02 pm | #

Ha! Too freakin' funny. The good news, for those who haven't read this BRILLIANT (not) story is that GIT Corp. will soon be releasing a DVD box set containing digital versions of every Star Trek comic ever produced by Gold Key, Marvel, DC, Malibu, Wildstorm and Paramount Comics. I've been helping them assemble materials for the set, which will hopefully be available in a couple of months. Then people can see just how wonderfully bad those Gold Key issues truly are. Sadly, due to legal complications, we weren't allowed to include the Star Trek comic strips from the United Kingdom and the L.A. Times Syndicate, from the 1960s and 1970s, even though I was able to provide GIT a complete set of the strips. Those would have been the truly Holy Grails of the set. But Gold Key's insanity will still keep the "so bad it's great" quotient high.
Rich Handley | Email | Homepage | 07.05.08 - 8:43 pm | #

Love the way Li'l Spock briefly contracts the lisp and then recovers the ability to say "boys" and "knows." I've caught myself in that kind of inadvertent mimickry.
Josh | Email | 07.06.08 - 8:16 pm | #