My guess: Ancient bubble gum included with a pack of ancient trading cards.
suedenim | Email | Homepage | 11.11.07 - 5:54 am | #

Gabe Kaplan's a damned good poker player. I fear Kaplan.
Kevin Church | Email | Homepage | 11.11.07 - 6:20 am | #

My guess: the flesh of a dead hobo?
CW | 11.11.07 - 6:57 am | #

Guess: The premier issue of "Youngblood: Bloodsport"?

-- SCAM
so-called "Austin Mayor" | Email | Homepage | 11.11.07 - 7:00 am | #

Your Spider-Man/Hobbit combo reminds me of the utterly bizarre Spider-Man cartoon that used a plot and footage from Rocket Robin Hood.
BobH | Homepage | 11.11.07 - 7:47 am | #

That MST3K short...is *precisely* why I'm supporting the WGA strike.
Gordon | Email | Homepage | 11.11.07 - 8:07 am | #

Warm cheese pizza that fell cheese side down on the floor of the shop?
Novice | Email | Homepage | 11.11.07 - 9:24 am | #

Mike's homemade cooking?
steve canadian | Email | 11.11.07 - 10:00 am | #

Your entire stock of "Turok" #1?
Jones, one of the Jones boys | Email | Homepage | 11.11.07 - 10:27 am | #

*My* cooking, which has felled nations.
Chad | Email | 11.11.07 - 2:33 pm | #

Was it you who toppled Svenborgia, Chad?
Ken Lowery | Email | Homepage | 11.11.07 - 5:27 pm | #

Suedenim - You were the closest...it was an old stick of gum we found at the bottom of a box full of Mad Magazines we bought recently.
Mikester | Homepage | 11.11.07 - 11:14 pm | #