Expect this to be the perfect excuse for why she's hooked on Oxycodone, Vicodin, and Percocet.


Gravatar I know right JDM and the perfect exuse for her boobs to suddenly get bigger


Gravatar That dumb bitch needs to learn defensive driving teqniques, being a good driver is knowing how to avoid that chit.


Gravatar If I had a penny for everybody that wanted to run me of the road, I'd be a Hilton.


Gravatar Is it bad that I started laughing when I saw this on the E! news crawl last night? She can't be hurt if she ran into a store, at least not seriously enough to be hospitalized. She is just trying to be a victim and have the public feel bad for her. How much do you think she pays in insurance!


Gravatar She's not hurt at all. Please. Maybe one of her extensions had to be cut off but that's about it. I mean she was well enough to run into a store right after the crash!


Gravatar the bitch needed some altoids and cigarettes.


Gravatar Wonder what kind of new car the driver of the van is going to get? A Porsche? A Lexus? A Mercedes? I'm sure it will be hot! Driver says: Thank you HoHan!


Gravatar I just want to know what her friend had to run back out to the car to get! *wink wink*


Gravatar Yeah Brenda, I wonder about that too. Also, I read somewhere that the car she hit wasn't even paparazzi and she wasn't even being chased, she's just a horrible driver. Apparently this entire accident is her fault because she's a STUPID IDIOT.


Gravatar I know wakka wakka, I just read that too. She's a fucking drama queen!


Gravatar Karma is a bitch, ain't it HoHan?


Gravatar Probably all planned to get publicity so she can get more movie roles. Think Disney will call? I don't think so either.


Gravatar if she didnt get tested for drugs & alcohol, somebodys not doing their job. whether the results are made public is a different matter.


Gravatar What a shame to have such a beautiful car driven by such an idiot. Still, I'd hit it, she's nasty hot.


Gravatar This bitch has been in more wrecks than Mario Andretti.

They're gonna check her blood and she won't pass, after that Pete Doherty 'travel kit' she had stashed in her purse.

I'm surprised she didn't maximize publicity by fleeing the scene Halle-style and getting chased down the 101 by L.A.'s finest.

This is a busy ass news day. And I bet Paris is mad she is barely in it!


Gravatar Lindsay is under my care, and she wants for not. Yea, though she drives, (and eats, snorts,etc.,) through the Valley of Death, (Los Angeles and Vegas) she fears no evil . Simply because she's a braindead teenage dumbshit doesn't mean she won't go on to be a Politician and dictate policy. You Earth People are sooooooo fucked up. GOD.


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