Photoshop can make anyone the sexiest woman alive!
she must have one hell of a publicist.
mk - I'm sooo glad you said that! I thought I was the only person that thought she was manish.. it's a good thing she bought her some feminine assets. her voice doesn't help either
I think Jessica Alba is sexier than she is. More earthy, more heady sensuality.
But that's just my opinion.
Jessica Alba is so much sexier than this bitch! Shit even Katie Holmes is sexier!
They definitely have the wrong Jessica. Even that Simpson chick is hotter!
I never liked Jessical Biel anyways, I never saw what guys were attracted too. Calling her the sexiest woman alive is saying shes sexier than Halle Berry, Jessica Alba, Selma Hayek? YUH right!
All of you are crazy, I can easily see why she is #1
"Jessic...Eartha Kitt...sexier..."
Bwahahahahahaha! Thanks, M.K. You just made my morning. Glad I found this site a week ago. Wack.
Jessica Biel is as sexy as Paris Hilton
She's got the back, shoulders, and arms of a Man and also Michael Jackson's second surgery nose but everything else is pretty HOTT!!!
Eartha should be a Hot Slut of the Day, after Nellie Oleson from Little House on the Prairie. Those bitches deserve their props.
OMG Nellie is so fucking hot! She was my fave!
How did these men even remember her fucking name?
that's what I'm sayin' SARAH,
She was on that tv show, that baseball movie, and shity Blade 3. It took me 15 minutes just remember those three! She should disappear - who quits a successful tv show b/c its clean? Because it would hurt her career? Yeah, glad to see that worked out for ya
she is better looking than the awful hag posh who looks like she has been rode hard and put away wet..
haha michaelk...you crack me up!
love,
elisa
MK, I thought you were like 20. How do you even know Nellie from LHOTP? -And yes, I know about re-runs. But shouldn't you be biting your nails over whether Jason will pick Alex or the other wench? Not watching old people TV?
who'd she have to blow to get *that* cover? oh wait, he's standing right there. '
MK: Eartha Kitt? Hehehe.
Sorry, but The Plague is going to say that this woman is as hot as shit. And since I spend most of my day being paid to look at hot bitches, I'm right.
So chew on that tire, turds.
Whatever. She's SO not hot.
(at least not pre-photoshop. And like someone already said, photoshop can make anyone look good. Except Garner.)
her publicist must be a god
I agree, she has very rough manly features. A few times a year on the radio I hear a commercial inviting wanna be actors/models to come out, and they say something to the effect like "We discovered actress/model Jessica Biel"
I always laugh in my head saying a blind mand must have been the judge.
That cover doesn't look very sexy to me, look at her facial expression and pose....THAT IS NOT SEXY!
Are you insane?!?!?!!?!?! Jessica Biel is F*CKING HOT!
I heard that old guy on the today show say, "Jessica" and I got mad thinking it was Simpson, but this chick is even more of a nobody. Wasn't she on some Jesus show? I bet the old bags at Esquire beat off to it weekly.
What is it that the Plague does all day getting paid to look at hot girls?
Wouldn't you like to know?
Jessica Simpson is just as much of a sell out but way hotter than this skank
Sorry Michael K, but have to severely disagree with you on this. She is hawt! Damn!
Nevertheless, in my opinion, Monica Bellucci is the sexiest woman alive.
She's very underrated yet she's the best thing around right now!!! Alba cant touch her. Anybody who needs convincing should check out 'Texas chainsaw massacre' even before all the gory shit happen in the flix, she's in jeans and t-shirt and she's smoking HOT!!!
I always thought Jessica Biel was super hot, this chick is fine.
Jessica Biel is beautiful. I have seen her in person and I can say that she is hot. Y'all ugly fat people need to stop hatin'.
She's not bad looking but I wouldn't say sexiest in the world.
Plague, are you actually Seymour Butts?
fuck, this mag is so last decade
time for recount...no hanging chads allowed
Angelina Jolie should win.
But i'll go for Monica Belluci too 
Angelin Jolie is the sexist woman alive!
Angie is for real, the sexiest woman in the world.
Jolie is a devil worshipping whore with issues.
she may not be sexiest woman alive but is the luckiest..she's with Chris Evans!!
Angelina Jolie, won that title.
jessica albas hotter..but shes still hot? she has a mad body
Jessica is hotter! NOT THAT BITCH Angelina Jolie
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