dude, he makes joe simpson appear well-adjusted.
i love the white-trashiness of it all. maybe we can get some sort of back-and-forth ballad feud going on, hiphop-style.
Translation: He's kissing ass to get a piece of the money pie...and probably some of the blow
WWJDD: Or maybe a delightful Natalie/Nat King Cole style duet? Scenes of him in jail looking longingly out the cell bars while she parties at Koi with a "milk" moustache
Saram--
yes! that would be sweet!
he could wrap his fingers around the prison bars and look through them wistfully, then the camera would pan up to the night sky and lindsay's face would appear over the moon....
this is so wrong...I don't know which part is wrongest. Move over, Joe and Jessica...
Lindsay's reply to dad: Please bitch, I'm just trying to make some money here, I know this chit will connect with plenty of bitches, if you think youv'e jumped back on the gravy train, think again.
Her dad is the only thing about her that's interesting.
Michael K: "It sounds like a Meat Loaf ballad meets a Lifetime Original Movie theme song." = hehehe.
Okay, I know MK doesnt want to post porn stuff. But I have to say that around the gay circles Joe Simpson has been seen at the adult bookstores in the Valley - trying to mess around with GUYS. I kid you not. So, I believe he has a thing for Nick - not Jessica.
you know those drapes behind him are covering up the prison bars... he's a loonie.
lol joy true that! last time i heard her mention dear old dad she was all "he's out of my life"...now she fuckin sleeps with his shirt? fuck that!
Maybe they'll do a "dance off" like she did with Wilmer.
I agree, the whole "Hold onto my shirt honey, soon enough you'll be able to hold on to me." is embarrassing as hell and completely creeeepy.
you left out the lyrics:
from daughter to father
there's one thing i know...
when i get outta jail
we can share blow
lalala heeeheee dooo dooo dum
He looks like John Barrymore
Oops, I meant Michael Barrymore.
"Hold onto my shirt honey"????!?! How about "I'll pick you up tomorrow and we'll talk about that crappy song you said you wrote."
omg lindsay looks just like him. too bad.
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