WTF??!!!
Tommy Lee goes back to college.
Grandpa Federline finally arrives to see the newest addition to his dysfunctional family.
I'm speechless... and ill now. Thanks 
whoa! holy bananas!
You know y'all would hit that
Ted Nuggent trades in his guitars and guns for a riding mower and a new thong.
lol Nick!
lol athena! 
Sean Preston Federline. (Yes.. this is how many years it took Shitney and KFed to find someone to buy his 1st baby photo!)
No, I can't, I'm laughing too hard!! Who the HELL looks like that?? OMG
Tommy Lee liked Agriculture class best of all.
wot exactly is this thing wearing?
A vintage K-Fed in an attempt to pick up girls Pre-Britney and Ferrari.
With satellite radio, Howard Stern can broadcast from anywhere!
what richard greico has been doing since 21 jump street ended.
where do you FIND these pics, MK?
After leaving survivor, Jeff Probts had to make ends meat some way
Check out my crotch rocket.
groundbreaking begins for kev & brits new louisiana love nest.
"Pardon me. Do you have any Grey Poupon?"
Geddy Lee's solo tour.
After being dumped by Britney, K-Fed removed his cornrolls and decided to move into the Agricultural Porn Industry.
There real reason Renee left Kenney Chesney - she infact did not think his tractor was sexy, no matter how hard he tried.
Not only did Ted Nugent design a new packaging for his meat line, but he also explains the benefits of sitting with your butt exposed to leather and lotion. Yehaw!
Fartman 2: Revenge of the Bean Farmer
Mr. Michael Lohan visits his parole officer.
McSarah - now that is funny.
Cletus, the newest addition to the Chippendale family, perfects the tractor routine that drives all the ladies wild
Early in his career, Bob Vila demonstrates why you need to use proper safety equipment when operating machinery.
"Git er done fer beer money!"
His name is String-Emil and he is AWESOME! Check out the rest of his website
http://www.string-emil.de/
lol at Markus' comment.
Richard Ramirez was once known as "The Night Stalker". Since rehabilitated, he's known as "The Day Putterer".
K-Fed trying to impress Brit Brit on his new off-road vehicle.
Tommy lee decides to start mowing is own lawn
for kimberly stewart, the hardest part of spending the weekend in the country was not having her colourist with her.
"I hate this here picture. I look like a darn fool. If only I hadn't let my mullet grow out, this woulda been my Christmas card!"
Orland Bloom proves he's got what it takes to be a leading man in Pirates of the Caribbean 4: The Prairie Schooner.
Whatchulookinat? oh, the socks ...
F*ck y'all. Kenny Chesney thinks my tractor's sexy.
Ted Nugent: The Early Years
Caution: Do not operate machinery without socks.
Howard Stern drives to his new Sirius station prepared to broadcast!!
Yeah, my vote is for Markus, also. Understated, and yet hilarious.
Howard: Hey Robin!! Throw some bologna at my ass!
Thank you so much anon 3:48 pm. I lost it when I went to his site.
Is it possible to be dying from laughter and speechless at the same time?
I am disturbed forever now. I mean MORE disturbed.
I want to meet #1 the person that took the picture #2 the person he bought the g string from #3 who thinks he looks sexy and #4 I want to see if he has teeth!
Hey baby, wanna take part in a tractor pull?
A before picture of Mischa Barton's boyfriend... He carries this in his wallet to remind him how classy he is now... But damn, he loved that banana hammock... He hopes Mischa will take it off and give it back soon!
I think I Heart michael k was the best!!
Tommy Lee knew exactly what to bring along when he went to Nebraska. His trusty rainbow banana sack. Gets the lady's everytime.
sorry critterfer,,,didn't see your earlier HS ref.....so many great comments here
Howard Stern riding into Sattelite radio!
White snake lead singer develops elephantitas of the nuts after trying to mow sand dunes.
LOL@ Neal, crotch rocket, LOL That's got my vote
In the remake of Little House on the Prarie, technology, boat shoes with white sox and red banana candle holders join the cast.
http://www.string-emil.de/
That is BY FAR, the most hilariously disgusting website of ALL TIME. The midi music over the whole thing is blowing my mind!
MK, you must tell us, how did you learn of String-Emil of beautiful Lake Constance?
This is one in a whole series of this Euro prancing around with his schlong hanging out. Seriously, MK, you gotta post the others!
MK says "y'all know I would still hit that"
When approached by this photographer,
Enos Federline fessed up to the reason why he blew off his son kevin's nuptials to brittney and the
birth of his first legitimate grandchild by simply stating
"I don't associate with an obvious lower class of folk. They're white trash through and through"
'cause I miss you babe, and i don't wanna miss a tra-ane..'
When I'm done with this lawn, how's about I tend to yours?
"What... you think Satalite radio is cheap?" --Howard Stern
"Damn! When I won the Rock Star INXS show I thought it would lead to classier gigs than this."
Misha Barton's new boyfriend, Cisco, swings by to take her to dinner.
LOF'NL!!!!
East German farmers discover 70s classic rock and the joy of thongs, even though they keep wearing them backwards.
i thought eddie van halen died.
grey poupon - all the way!
How did you get my high school yearbook picture!?
Grey Poupon!
Got man milk?
Ben DiBanana, drummer for Scratch and the Fur Trappers, relaxes on the farm he bought with the proceeds from their only hit, "Cocksocker".
We are pleased to introduce Ty Pennington's replacement as host of Extreme Makeover: Home Edition. Honestly, we needed a real man.
Welcome to "Tool Time", I'm your host Hugh G. Rection.
why lay in the hammock all day when you can strap one on and mow some sand? wtf mate?
Next season on The Simple Life: Tommy Lee joins the cast in Arkansas.
Buck Naked, star of Muffmower Man and Saturday Night Fever Blister.
Monty's Python
Porn on the Fourth of July
Hey, it's Alfred "Tractor" Hitchcock.
freaky, but i thought he was hot until i saw his hiltonesque non-ass in daisy dukes.
his legs aren't great either. i'll hit him when he can squat 250 lbs.
I love the photos from Xmas 04. I think they made me laugh the hardest. Is this website in German? I have a niece in Germany I would love to send her the website.
^ yes. it is german. ".de" stands for germany.
Steve Vai choses country life after playing guitar for David Lee Roth.
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Loved string's web site. He's hung like a horse. Is he German?
Translation from his Gartenarbeit (Yard Work) page:
Auch die Gartenarbeit muß gemacht werden und bei einem großen Rasen ist ein Rasentraktor sehr praktisch!
When you have to do yard work, and the grass is very high, then a lawn tractor is very practical!
What a tool...
Micheal K., how many of his G-strings do you own?
Bei der schweren Arbeit wird es so heiß das ich mich einfach ausziehen muß!!!!
During hard work, it becomes very hot, so I must strip!!!
Critterfer - you've got my vote fo sho. ha!
My favorite is the Supermarket...
Nach dem Einkauf brachte ich meinen Einkaufswagen zurück dabei wurde ich von einer netten jungen Frau ganz unauffällig beobachtet.
warum wohl?
After shopping, I brought my grocery cart back. An attractive woman watched me inconspicuously. I wonder why?
This dude is a killer. He is funnier than Tara Reid on bourbon.
From the Im Schnee (In snow) page:
Im Winter wen es schneit und kalt ist wird alles steif und starr!
In Winter, when it is cold and snows, everything becomes "frozen stiff".
What a punner.
The dead link below that says, "More in XXX in snow". I think I am happy the link is dead.
Ich ien er tracter driving babe-magnet. Spechinze schlong?
A Kentucky doctor making a house call. Say, "Ahhhhhh."
Kevin Speaderline's day job. See he does support his family....
Kate Holmes topless! No wonder Tomcat digs that
Home Depot's new advertisement campaign is designed to appeal to the highly sought after "Federline" demographic.
Eddie Van Halen's life takes a serious downward spiral after his divorce from Valerie Bertonelli!!!
Ted Nugent's latest hunting trip takes him on safari behind an Arkansas Wal-Mart.
And by posing nude for the '05 John Deere line, Linda Carter has finally hit rock bottom.
"I also trim bushes."
Nick 3:19 gets my vote
Tommy Lee, after losing his drivers license for multiple DUIs, driving to the nearest gas station to buy some desperately needed hair gel.
howard sterns annual autumn harvest celebration 2005
Tommy Lee takes on The Simple Life.
With Katie knocked up...Tom's lifelong dreams were going to have to be put on hold...for a while.
love,
elisa
Chanel5girl you nailed it! He doesn't look like TL but EVH! LOL
Burned out rock stars: Todays feature Eddie VanHalen
chanel- I didn't notice you got him first! lol. As soon as I looked at it I said, that's Eddie Van Halen! We so rock.
Oh god. Grey poupon got me, I did a spit-take!!
I think StringEmil looks like Mick Jagger!
This guy is crazy and yes I would still hit it
MK you've outdone yourself! He's fabulous!!!
Way to go Markus!
I feel sorry for those seats...by the way, I think Mischa's boyfriend is hot in a weird way, aww!
The Darkness only come out in the day to weed out their weed farm. In banana hammocks, no less.
"I told you I caught it from a tractor"
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