It's bawling, actually.
Thank ya!
That kid is gonna be so white, it'll glow in the dark.
Yowza! Is that Karen Elson really that "White" hot, or is it just good photography?
With ultra-white parents like that; the baby is bound to be an albino with pink eyes. Jack will no doubt dye the baby's hair black and get it a tiny brolly.
Zellweger dodged a bullet. That guy looks like a FREAK!!!
i hope she doesn't quit modelling...she's quite good.
jack white is just fug.
You're welcome Michael K, and thank you for giving some humor to an old grammar nazi's life. Heheh.
she is HOT! how did he land her???
seriously, if I weren't married, I'd........ I don't know what I'd do. Probably nothing.
i'm sorry, but i think jack's totally fuckable. i bet he does that high pitched squeal when he cums. i'd have his mullatto/albino baby. his "sister" can be my mid-wife.
I'm sorry but Jack White is sexy as hell! His singing is pure and nasty (depending on the song). His guitar playing is exceptional. But perhaps most importantly, he looks so fucking hot in his tight jeans. Ohmigod, I'm getting warm thinking about it - nice, slim hips, muscular thighs and not too shabby package. Oh yea, baby! Yea!
Jack White looks like Johnny Depp
.... Yeah Johnny Depps ugly retarded brother (whos locked in the attic) and who has been styled by Federfuckwit.
"Yeah Johnny Depps ugly retarded brother (whos locked in the attic)"
LOL! I'm a Jack White fan too...its not that he's really all that hot but he's into things like old-fashioned respect and manners which is appealing.
p.s. And old fashioned ass whooping when its necessary (see Google Images: Jason Stollsteimer)
His wife-at least in the photo-is perfection.
Jack is stupid. He should have worn a rubber. Now he can leave her in 2 years. You know he really wants to be with Renee. They both fucked up marrying other people.
That's what Pride'll get you.
I meant to say "now he can NEVER leave her."
Who leaves a pregnant woman?!
Michael K...too funny
Jack White is as sexy as my Granfathers' excrement. Any woman that lusts after him reminds me of the smell of two week old vomit. Strong, with a carrying bouqet.
i just finally saw "Cold Mountain" and laughed my ass off at the irony
i never found jack sexy, until i went to see The White Stripes live. On stage, with the guitar and his singing...wow baby!! He's definitely shaggable on stage, let alone sexy!
Oh Jack White is most definitely fuckable. I normally am not attracted to pasty white boys, but this bitch is dead sexy!!
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