Lady Bunny getting getting her "hair" done in preparation of WigStock 2006.
"Okay KFed, we just gon take a little off the top" -Mama Fugashimo
Britney Spears tries out a new sexy hairstyle to help her rebound from the birth of SPF.
Paris reinvents herself
On the new version of the Simple Life, Kimberly Stewart gets real and shows what she looks like before she leaves the house.
Harajuku girls make Gwen over.
from "The planet of the Mutts"; ChewBarka gets primped
Hold still bitch!!
"Arf"
Zsa Zsa Gabor when she was young
Yoko Ono's personal hairdresser works frantically to prepare Ms. Ono for an appearance.
Star jone's dog hires the harajuku girls to change her look and aide her escape from the beast she calls master!
So this is where tyra got her new hairstyle from. (SEE TODAYS EPISODE)
Wei Wei brushes down Mistress Carey's new French muff puff.
Is this the way you like it Mrs. Lopez?
80's mall hair is "in" again.
hahahahahhaha Keith that's great
"Higher please"
When we take over the world, this lady is goin' down!
okay kiki we're going for that 60s chic if thats alrite its all the range now
kiki: yeah wotever as long as it balances out my sagging tits
You don't want to know how much the electrolysis is going to cost me!
Yoko decide to take up dog grooming when during a meditative moment, John told her to take care of the bitches...
Exactly why you shouldn't do someone's hair with your eyes closed. Seriously, open your eyes bitch!
jocelyn wildenstein has TOTALLY reinvented herself yet again.
Chestica's maltese just hasn't been the same since Nick left.
Elton John gets ready backstage at his latest tour in China.
even with all that primping...my face still looks like an ass.
Christina Aguilera prepares for next year's MTV music awards.
Madonna's latest transfomation proves once and for all that she is Queen of the Bitches.
Kenny celebrates his annulment from Renee.
Alt: Renee celebrates her annulment from Kenny.
No offense MK, you will always be Queen of the Bitches in my book!
A stoned Whitney spent five hours in the Japanese Dog saloon before realizing the error of her ways....the saloon owner claimed "a dog is a dog is a dog, we don't discriminate".....Husband Bobby immediatedley ran out to buy his wife
a diamond choker, sapphire leash, four rocks of crack and 2 40's of OE.
Kirsty Alley getting her hair done
this is what happens when Don King misses his weekly grooming.
Shasmu, the president's candidate for Supreme Court dog, takes a break after questioning from the arch right wing Senators about her feelings on legalized neutering.
Nicky Hilton's new design: Groomable handbags. Can be styled by any corner asian cosmetologist.
The brilliant stylists behind Ashlee Simpson's recent hair extensions sigh with pure viciousness over their latest masterpiece...ha ha ha! Look at the bitch now!
Yoko Ono frantically looks for John, because "she knows he is in there somewhere..."
Lil' Kim's hairdresser puts the finishing touches on her client's post-prison weave.
Tyra Banks new hair do.
Paris has Tinkerbell's new weave styled.
Yoko Ono's grooms her creation of the "alive" John Lennon.
You were supposed to color the greys first, then style, Sunisha!
J. Lo insists the Shih Tzu's coat be in optimal condition before it becomes a hat in her winter Sweetface line.
Maragret Cho got tired of being type-cast and playing the same role all the time...
Paris thinks Tinkerbell's new winter look is HOT!
Tyra's new hairdresser styles her latest weave...
Karl Rove getes his 'turblossom' styled before his next White House Press Conference.
Our Alien OverLord likes to have human slaves brush his powerful dogdo. Yes he does, doesn't he? Would His Alien OverLord like another biscuit?
Alright biotch, make me beautiful
J-Lo decides to try her favorite hairstyle on this year's red carpet, even after her pal Margaret Cho pleads, "don't make me do this to your hair, please?"
The invention of the powered boomerang turned out to be more dangerous than previously thought. It took Pachay two days to get it out of Fluffy's fro!
The reclusive Elizabeth Taylor has decided to come out of hiding to try on wigs for her upcoming funeral. Looking good, Liz!
tomkat think this is the best way to get katie out of the media (and off her dads ass) whilst they plan their next big move..
Take a peek at JLO's next clothing line. She will skin this exceptional piece herself, and drink its blood while dancing naked around a fire.
the chinese invent the ultimate dogmate, barks, has orgasms, and licks, you can even change it to a male or female with a click of a button. no more need to sterilise ur dog,
Hilary Duff gets her hair done for her cover shoot for Hollywood Dog.
As her public comments are taken out of context over and over again, Yoko seriously contemplates firing her publicist for what she considers to be the last straw - booking Ono as the guest stylist on the season finale of the Tyra Banks Show.
Paris Hilton dons a new weave.
JoJo, the Butt-Faced Dog, gets ready for her close-up.
Mick Jagger tells his new maid that he likes it "doggy style", failing to take into account her lack of English-speaking skills.
Lady Bunny experimenting with new "hair" syles for next year's Wigstock.
Huixia - mistress of the bangs works her magic on Sharon Stone.
Boy George, armed with enthusiam and roughly 13 bags of cocaine, gives his long-suffering shitzu a Geisha makeover during an all-night bender.
Vera Wang hits an all time low in the prep for Kate and Tom's wedding. This is her creating a new "dress" for the alien that is doing wedding ceremony
That does look like Ellen in the top picture!
Kimberly Stewart goes to extreme lengths to get cool
What Xtina would look like if she were a dog.
Kate Moss was upset when the stylies handed her a mirror. She'd only agreed to attend the fashion show when she thought the theme was "best in snow."
Kate Moss was upset when the stylist handed her a mirror. She'd only agreed to attend the fashion show when she thought the theme was "best in snow."
Yoko make you velly pletty for show. Sell master tapes for money, make rich.
"Garcon! A cigarette and some gin, immediately"
Winner wasn't funny
So where the hell is the funny? I'm seeing very lame winners lately. No creativity or thought put into it.
That dog looks like Mo'nique.
Ok WHAT THE FUCK??????? What is up with your winner choices????!!!! We spend our time writing brilliance and you pick this shit?????!!!! I am never playing again!
almost everything submitted was funnier than the one you chose as winner, MK!
I'm sorry, Michael. You're winner wasn't that funny.
Yeah, I wasn't! and I've given some zingers!
Maragret Cho got tired of being type-cast and playing the same role all the time...
Art Tsang | 10.13.05 - 5:06 pm | #
I liked that one
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