I know they have been together for a while, but i still think its a very mis-matched couple.


i bet he plays naked bongos on her ass.


i donno...i think they look cute together. wtf is wrong with me.


She's a career beard!


She has the most annoying voice. Matt has to stay high to put up with it.


Gravatar its love and an upgrade from nutbag Tom.


Gravatar penelope is flippin ugly man. it always looks like her nose is gonna fall into her mouth. she looks like a damn ostrich


Gravatar She's filled the role vacated by Sandra Bullock. Yeah, from Tom to Matthew, time to shave Penelope.


Gravatar Dang, some nasty people out there reading this here page! Although personally, I think she's too good for him, he's weird lookin' and talks funny too. I guess if you put a paper bag over his head he'd be okay...


Gravatar Hey Chef, whip me up some pancakes!


Gravatar Wasn't she with Tom Cruise before this?? Is Beard a second career in tinsle town?


Gravatar Penelopes georgous and Matt's a total hottie. They look great together. And I'm also glad she got away from nutso Tom. I don't think she was naive enough for him.


Gravatar He can play nekkid (Texan pronunciation) bongos on my ass any day.


Gravatar Hey MK, are you going to make a name for them?! (ie. bennifer, brangelina) This one would be a tough one!


Gravatar I know hes crazy as fuck, but I would hit it for a month straight.

I liked Penelope in Blow when she was a psycho biatch, but then I saw Vanilla Sky and any iota of likeness about her went right down the crapper.


Gravatar I think they should be called McNelopy.


Gravatar haha...I actually like that one jillisullivan.


Gravatar has matthew been using rogaine...what happened to his receding hairline?


Gravatar hey by the way, it's the middle of summer and she's wearing a shirt with a grandma sweater over it. Think she could be preggers?


Gravatar Mmm pancakes... great idea! If she is preggers wearing a sweater in the middle of summer isn't a good plan to hide it.

How about Mattelope?


Gravatar Who ISN'T thinking about Salma's breasts?

Someone put a feedbag on this one and put her out to pasture.


Gravatar I will second the offer for him to play NEKKID bongos on my ass. I'll even roll the joint for him


Gravatar I like Mattelope too Chef Bouillon. Actually better than Mcnelopy because that doesn't have Matt's first name in it.


Gravatar i don't see the attraction of him, he has a funny nose and really thin lips. The only thing thats good about him is his body.


Gravatar He's hot but he also looks like he smells like miller lite


Gravatar Salma checks her breasts. Yep. They are still there.


Gravatar Selma is a sexy bitch, Penelope must feel so inadequate.


Gravatar Penelope is well known in spain for being with famous people, but she is straight for sure. Pe and Selma are just good friends


Gravatar Yeah I believe she is straight as well. Us Latinas don't have a problem with showing affection, sometimes we can be a little to friendly.


Gravatar he is SO gay


Gravatar I vote for pehew (pronounced P.U.)


Gravatar she looks like a hot shit. I think when she starts running her little latina mouth he slaps her to shut her up, then she pretends to be shocked and he throws her on the bed and fucks the shit out of her.


Gravatar Compare these pics with Tom & Kates pics, You can really see a difference. Tomkat needs to hire new acting coaches.


Gravatar They both look so dirty... they look like they're constantly infecting each other with yeast infections


Gravatar what about Pennelehay?


Gravatar Huh? I don't get that caption.

Well, guess he doesn't have to worry about playing sloppy seconds to Cruise!


Gravatar Booboo, that's the funny of the day!


Gravatar Now I'm thinking about Salma's tits.


Gravatar Penelehay! I LOVE that...hahahahah!


Gravatar I like it too!


Gravatar Booboo, that comment is the best I've read. So offhand and straight to the point. Selma is so hot and this Penelope, with her annoying voice and hooked pointy nose, is way below Selmas' hotness. Matt's a lameass homo bedwetter.


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