I discovered your blog only recently, but now I can't imagine how I survived before that time. My biggest worry in life is that I'll die one day before finding out who the celebrity is in that day's picture! Michael K, you are my sunshine!!!
Even better, you're Melanie Griffith in Working Girl.
MK, you sexy bitch You know I love ya. 
Michael K is my hero.
she WAS fuckin hot. and so are you MK...at least twice a day, I have to look at your profile pic and say GOD DAMN!!
Michael you are my "I love lucy" doll complete with crinolines and red lipstick. Kisses!
M.K. You know we all love you very much, Your still on my X-Mas list! You need to run through the feilds like Julie Andrews and then let out a Primal Scream, It's very theraputic & it really works.
wooo wooo! have my babies michael k!!!
Mk once I become a millionaire I am making you my kept man.
Michael K....you're so hot, you're Sandy Bullock in the short lived (but funny) sitcom titled "working Girl!"
It's been raining on the East Coast for a week straight. May be part of the problem. Pet your dog M.K. give him a bath and kisses.
MK...I check this blog several times a day and you ALWAYS make me laugh. Honestly, I think you have the funniest blog out there on celebrity gossip. Feel better and know you are loved by many!! xoxoxox
Michael K. you are so Amanda Woodward from Melrose Place!!!
You better call your HOT assistant into your office and throw him on your desk and start showing him why you really hired him MEOW!! Love You!
can't get thru the day without my Michael K!
BTW your also extremely hot! You should be our Hot Slut of the Day!
"Youre gonna make it after all"!!!
::MK tosses hat into air::
Oh, Michael K, nobody cared that you were a teenager. They're all old whores, anyway.
SOMEbody give MK a Midol!! NOW!! Please!!
MK, you're hotter than Alicia, Jordan AND Posh, put together!
OMG -- Jen Jen -- You are sooo right.
M.K. you need to be Hot Slut of the day. That is an order!
PS. You're my reason for living.
Mk if they make you hot slut of the day, I'm just going to bitch about how I can't have you.
sara, you should've said that MK is hotter than Sweet Baby Jesus.
MK, Can I have your cane holding, hat wearing alien baby? We don't even have to sign a contract! I'll do it for free!
This site is the only reason I haven't strangled myself at work. = 0
MK, Pats and Eddy send their love. Go have some Bolli and Stoli sweetie darling!
Love you!
MK...I have a secret crush on you and I am a woman. You would totally rock my world making me laugh!
Aww MK you know we love ya! Your blog is the bestest ever! I agree ~ you should totally be the hot slut of the day or the week or better yet, the MONTH!!!
XOXOXOXO
Des
Oh, MK, you know we love your crazy ass! Cheer up!
MK is the best!
Dlisted is my fave site.
MK's jokes and remarks gets me thru these dull work days and inspires me to have fun with life.
I hope everything gets better for you really soon MK. To have YOU, the one who keeps us all smiling, not feeling "up" is making me a bit sad. I wish I was your bud so I could take you out cocktailing to help you cheer up.
MK:
- you're hotter than Courtney Love's crack pipe!
- hotter than Chestica's last single
- hotter than Tara Reid's *cough* career
- hotter than jordan's vulva
Cheer up!
Micheal, whatever is causing your shitty day, remember.....this too shall pass.
You know we love you so cheer up dude.
Ooh, I love that movie! Doesn't help much, I guess...
MK I love you!!! Will you spank me and call me a naughty girl?
So true....Michael K, you ARE hotter than Sweet Baby Jesus! Ay dios mio!
I didn’t know most of these people before I found your blog. I still don’t know many of them but I laugh my ass off reading about them.
MK--Sorry your day is shitty. You don't know me, but I check yur blog, literally, at least 10 times a day. I have a link to you on my own blog entitled: "The Dlisted Biotch! Micheal K rules!!"...because you do.
Turn that frown updside down--you are one HOT bitch! Any btw--you are much better than Perez...
Michael K - you are mos def "THE MAN"...I hope you are feeling better soon.
MK you are fuckin hilarious, you know that, I say it all the time! I seriously dont know how I spent my boring work days before I found this site, you ROCK!!!
MK...I truly hope you enjoy your shitty day and just let it go...everyone has them, and I think everyone needs them! B/c you then realize how wonderful all the other days are!
And also, how Brit Brit must feel everyday of her life!
Oh, that was me anon 7:53 =) forgot to log in ~ Jen
Mr. K, Have been enjoying your site regularly since I first discovered it, and it puts all others like it to shame. Always makes me laugh! You don't make the world a better place, but you make MY world a better place.
Damn I just made myself puke all over my lap - Michael K, do you have a towel?
MK, I don't think I could survive a day without your wit. I have been reading this site for months, but have only recently felt like I should say something. YOU are one sexy bitch!! Kisses!!
MK, I'm also having a bad day so you know what I did? A little brat was running around screaming while I was trying to do some retail therapy so I tripped him on "accident". It felt trashtastic! Highly recommend it.
Michael K- I read your blog 2x a day and it is due to you babyboy
I love your style, your wit, humor and your openmindedness!
You are twice the fireball that Jordan is and have double the magic of that Small Wonder chick.
Hope your day perks up- we love you for realzzz!
Oh Maneater, thats the BEST story I heard all day. Thanks!
i have to say.. ever since discovering your blog, i am ridiculously addicted to it, totally making my day. Looove the sarcasm.
Hope the day (or at least the weekend) gets better.
My name says it all!
Michael K, you're hot shit...the hottest slut of all. We Love you! Baby!
Plus word has been getting around that you have a big penis.
M- Magnificently Malicious
I- Inconspicuously Irreverent
C- Catlike Cutie
H- Hilarious.. oh, and Horny
A- Artfully Addictive
E- Erotically Evil
L- Lusciously Lucid
K- Keep it up.. whatever it is you want to keep up
No, fuck those fuckers!! And, cheer up baby
I hope you catch a good buzz tonight, and you find a nice twink from heaven to shine your knobby.
Wow, really Brenda? Then I'll change H to 'Hung'
I hope your day gets better. I love, love, love your website!!!
it's friday,
have a couple of drinks and sleep it off
I'm here, bitch. Pass the chocolates, Michael K, my day is suckin' ass, too.
smooches.
MK - you give me reason not to strangle the guy in the cube next to me - daily :lol
I love you and can't live without your blog! Cheer up! At least you're not socially anxious and depressed with no future
MK - I'm right on top of that Rose
Michael K,
There has never been a better blog. You are my reason for browsing the internet everyday. Keep it up or we all shall perish!
Your most loving bitch/slut,
Aimee
Feel better emkay!
Michael K. I have loved you since u made Donna Mills hot slut of the day for me. You are the hot slut of every day!
this blog makes me laugh every day
MK, you put the IT in HOT SHIT!!!
MK, as you know, i am queen of the shitty days having lost several jobs due to my addiction to dlisted. anyone that can make everyone laugh and forget about the real world while getting hooked on the surreal world is beyond magical. you are like god's gift to all of us. and i'm an atheist.
i adore you more than you adore posh. i worhsip you more than you worship marcia cross. i love you more than you love alicia duvall. and most of all, i would hit it, MK, i would so totally hit it. it meaning you.
Love ya, babe! You rule!
I'm a posting virgin...but know that yours is the first site I check every morning. Without MK, there is no reason to live.
"A big penis is always welcome." Atia of the Julii
And you are so much hotter than the PussyCat Dolls. I don't care that you don't love me - you are one of my favorite diversions!
MK you queen bitch! Dlisted is my site of each day. You never fail to make me laugh or nod in gloriously corrupt and debauched agreement with some of your scathing posts and rants. The alien baby with the cane and hat topped them all. Simply priceless. Keep up the bitchy work, we all are dogpiling onto a beautiful slagheap. Tally ho and chin chin, what?
Michael K, I hope your day gets better.
P.S. I miss your cute photos next to your name in your post.
seriously, your blog brightens my everyday. i wish that i was a gay man because of you. instead i am just a woman. a crummy big breasted woman. sigh.
I'ts true, you are the hottest bitch! I check this site several times a day and it never fails to make me laugh! I smite the bitches that caused you a shitty day!
i love you man.
I love your blog MK! You crack me up!
Hey MK, just cause you got the clap don't let it get you down - You don't wanna end up looking like Analicia Douvall do you?
You're even better than Hilary Clinton... and she puts up with cocksuckers? Haha maybe that makes no sense. But MK- I want to impregnant myself with your hotness. Clone yourself babe.
Man, MK. You know you're my homie G. My life has been sucking the past few...years too. Love, Family, my animals. My beautiful little kitten died. BUT you're still a sexy little bitch who's funny as all hell. Keep yur head up, boi!
Michael,
I love you....
Hope your day gets better!
love,
elisa
you complete me! seriously, you make E! look like a joke. how do they get millions why seriously talent people like you are out there. keep up the good work, and I'll see you on Monday!
oh, and you're my only link to american trashiness while i'm living abroad...
MK here in Europe you'r way huge, yer considered The Hottest Bitch ever !!! Not only that everybody knows about you and DListed but we'r all anxious to have you here as soon as possible so we can all worship you!Personally, you'r the reason I learnt english, so I can read you!
PS. who made u upset, just sent me his name and I'll kill him for u!
Michael K. packs fudge better than Nestle.
MK,
I am 48 years old, a straight woman, and I am addicted to dlisted and to your charm and warmth (yes,I said warmth). Feel better, MK.
P.S. Please make Rachael Ray a hot slut.
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Bitch, you're hotter than a Posh and Marcia Cross sandwich. We love you, darlin'. Keep your chin up.
Michael, I love you. You are hotter than Margo Channing in All About Eve.
Okay buddy, I think it's safe to say you can really feel the love. We've all reached out, and our warmth and compassion is sincere!
Now find us some more British sluts! We needs more fake titties!
Michael, years ago a guy came up to me in a bar and said "You are so hot I'd eat the corn out of your shit." What a great pick-up line. I tell you this so you'll realize that no matter how bad your day may seem at least you don't have that guy as a boyfriend.
You are the best reason I have for getting up each day. You are just that adorable.
Love You!!!
Hey fella, sorry to hear you're having a bad one
chin up & don't let the bastards get you down. much love from Nippon. xx
Are you in a fight with Perez Hilton? Are you Nicole and he Paris? And, more important, are you really a former porner? ::Shrug::
I'll check back much later. Watching Million Man More March, where dumbass Erikah Badu lost her fucking mind on stage for like 15 mins! And here I am screaming at the tv, "Get her off the goddamn stage!!!"
That's enought about my Saturday. Cheer up, MK.
really i missed erykah badu what did she say?
HOLY FUCK! This shit is sooo hot. You bitches actually melted my ice-cold heart! I love all of you seriously. We are the hottest family ever!
Michael K, so glad that ice-cold heart melted. You are the hottest Blog Host.
I always loved her. Great actress.
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