Ewww. I think he's a total scumbag.


Other way around MK, his face is nice but his body is gross!!!! He looks so much better with clothes ON!!!


Ewww his face grosses me out!


I don't like any of it. I really don't see the attraction to him. I did like him in The Life Aquatic, but I still wouldn't hit it.


I find nothing remotely attractive about him at all! His face looks like ass! I'd hit it with his brother tho.


I think the attraction is his personality. He is cute, but he really needs to stay clothed.


Gravatar He's so funny. I would SO HIT IT. He IS the Butterscotch Stallion!


Gravatar That's just so wrong. Looks like he maybe working out some, but put a shirt on cause you got a long way to go.


Gravatar This dude is ugly. Oh it hurts my eyes.


Gravatar It's the nose that makes me want to puke. But it's cool that he's rocking it though, and choosing not to get a nose job.


Gravatar yeah, i hit it too. I read somewhere he's likes black chicks... Nice! :P


Gravatar '..his face is grody'

LMAO!


Gravatar i'd hit that!! i love me some owen wilson!


Gravatar yeah, but would you all let him do his 3 hour face-to-butt session thingy --- that's the real question.


Gravatar Homely!


Gravatar His face is like a train wreck...you know you shouldn't stare at it, but its such a mess you can't help but stare...

I missed half of the 'Wedding Crashers' b/c I couldn't stop staring at OW face and thinking if he deliberately made it such a mess.

And w/all the good plastic surgeons in this city....


Gravatar he has bad teeth. he's gross, but his personality makes him so so hot.


Gravatar Further proof that you do not have to be attractive to be a movie star!


Gravatar His body is awkward and should be covered. Jury is out on his face.


Gravatar I didn't think he was anything until I met him in person a few times....he is one sexy motherfucker.....yummmmmmm


Gravatar Owen Wilson's nose looks like a toe.


Gravatar Doughboy


Gravatar You know, I can tell he's got something sexy about him, but in my book, he is totally NOT doable! Not even once.


Gravatar Hmm, there's something not quite right about his bod. Can't put my finger on it (pec implants?). Looks like a teenage kid. I don't think tanning will solve the problem.

Also, is it possible for a man to be so completely hairless naturally? Brainless, I know, but hairless?

And, oh yeah, notice how he furrows his brow tryin to look all once he sees the camera on him, bwaa ha ha ha, nice try, white meat.


Gravatar "Owen Wilson needs a mystic tan!"

He also needs help picking out a bathing suit that fits. Dork.


Gravatar Hey he is the golden stallion remember! Hung like one too


Gravatar Owen admitted to eating a girl's ass out for 2 hours...just caues he felt like it.


Gravatar he is so hilarious though. if I fucked just for funny, Id hit it all the time.


Gravatar Ohmigod! Are you insane?!! (Oops I forgot who I'm talking to.) OK, yeah, you ARE insane but this unforgiveable, man. He is gross in every way possible. As much as I loved Wedding Crashers, I could barely stomach the retarded haircut he had, his perpetually pursed mouth and, yes, his enormous honker. Whereas Vince was yummy with his gorgeous brown eyes and pouty lips, Owen was vile to look at. I am being really honest and not mean. Btw I can see why they gave him that retarded shag for the movie -- his forehead is ginormous. Ooof.


Gravatar I... totally not hit it.


Gravatar I'd put him in the category of Mike Myers and Bill Murray. Likeable personality, naturally funny person, but strictly in the FRIENDS ZONE.


Gravatar God, ^ I hate that zone!


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