Destiny's Child rehearses for their 25th Anniversary Special.
The losers of the Eating Contest give the winner, Mrs. Star Jones Reynolds a congratulatory pat on the back for a job very, very well done.
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It's official: Stella has lost her grove once again!
The Star Jones fan club goes on strike. And decides they can only relate to Kirstie Alley now.
Mother Whale preps to nurse her babies
Venue Change: Gabriel Union's 33rd Birthday Party.
"wazzup fattie!"- "who you calling fattie? fattie!" - "shut up fattie"
Here's what we're gonna do, Sista. We're gonna find that Andy Dick and bring his white ass back to New Orleans....then we'll see how damn funny he is.
TLC: reincarnated with boobs.
star jones wedding party
Charlie's Angels: Full Scale Adventure!!!
To the horror of Star Jones, Oprah, and Al Roker upon entering hell, the
gastric bypass surgery reverses.
"I said, are you SURE you gonna eat that? You bettah THINK before you answer."
Y'all want a Ding Dong?
Aretha wants to know 'Who's Zoomin' Who?' at the Weight Watchers Meeting.
Bow to your Sensei....Bow to your muthafuckin' Sensei...or I will snatch the fucking weave right out your head bitch!!!!
Aretha reassures her daughters that no matter what anyone says about it, they can still breastfeed.
lmfao...the betsy
Martin Lawrence gets into character for Big Momma's House five.
ok ladies, let's try this again. in CPR, sucking more is better. remember, this time...pink shirt got the left booby, right girl got the right booby...
I don't know, toss up between Kelly and miss ginger...funny shit!!!!
Aretha Franklin demands and gets her proper R.E.S.P.E.C.T. when she creeps up behind an unsuspecting fan and gets her to hand over her packed lunch.
The secret triplets of Janet Jackson.
"I swear! I swear I'm not the one who stole the watermelons! I swear I'm not hiding them under my shirt!"
Oh I'm sorry. Was I standing too close? Damn breasts are always getting me in trouble.
Kelly wins!
Aretha sizes up her competition in the Motown pie eating contest.
Bitch, did you eat my fried chicken? I will cut you!
After crushing the competition at the BET tryouts for the Chest E. Love Story, Aretha reassured her sisters that their time would come, too.
destinys child circa 2012
If we hurry, we can make the All U Can Eat Buffet before they close.
Hubba Hubba - Come to BingaBongo Ladies... im man enough for you all.
cave dweller....best so far
"You put your mind on my coconuts and drink 'em bote up"
Singin': "Don't go chasin' waterfalls..."
girl in pink: oh girl you are so trippin; someone is gonna find out you have mary kate & ashley olson stuck in your bra!
aretha: why, you gonna tell someone? i'll give you 2 boxes of krispy kremes if you keep your mouth shut!
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5 Michigan offensive lineman huddle for a team pep talk.
Backstage pic taken at the Lady of Soulfood Awards.
Aretha (to pink): "Now, honey chile, y'all can take your pick o' my delicious choklit bonbons".
Blue (thinkin'): "sheeit, that ho' always be gettin' the good stuff". Gonna kiww that pink wearin' motha fukin' black ass Beatlejuice lookin' bitch!"
When bad furniture goes to hell, it's subjected to the most painful game of musical chairs -- ever.
Janet Jackson's daughter is in discussions for possible singing career.
No, honey, the South Beach diet does NOT work!
C'mere bongos, mama's twins need to rest!
"Girl, you look good enough to eat."
Aretha Franklin and The Weather Girls, intent on cashing in on the new disco revival, discuss hitting the road as the super-group, Three Tons of Fun.
Gotta say I really dug 5:16. Deliciously absurd, sir, thank you.
You bitches want a piece of these?
"Did you eat the last Twinkie?"
One o' ya biAtchez had bettah confess ta grubbin on muh fuckin Slap Yo' Momma Meatloaf, or I be going ta smoke yo' ass. And wipe dat smile off yo' face. Don't make me shank ya! I just put it in da refrigerator yesterday. Brace yourself foo'!
Jennifer wins hands down.
"Relax -- this shit takes time. My tits did not get this big overnight"
Weight Watchers Meeting, Compton, you know das right!
Kelly's got it!
Whatcha gonna do with all them breasts, all them breasts, all them breasts up in that shirt?
I am with Kelly on this one
Bitch if you don't shut up I'll eat you next!
You guys, I'd like you to meet my two children
Now, which one of you bitches ate my sandwich?
Auntie Rea, while waiting to get her teeth cleaned, exposes her ginormous bad boys to the technician and proclaims, "These SISTAS are doing it for Themselves".
kelly, miss ginger and debo are my top favorites!
When Stella Got Her Appetite Back
Gargantuan Ladies of Wrestling
Hey, these are what got me the title QUEEN of Soul! You think I was just gonna compete fairly with the rest of the girls? I would never have had a chance!
is that aretha? i thought it was missy elliot with some extra weight. her boobs are lopsided.
What you looking at?
"Hello girl, I do love the pink shirt, it is so becoming of you. Oh yes, I really like the pink shirt. mhm.
"You don't think it make my ass look fat?"
" Hell no girl, it's so becoming of you... feels like cashmere.. what IS this gorgeous material???"
"30% cotton 70% polyester!, but bless you for thinking cashmere girl."
"Ain't no problem girl, I been thinkin' 'bout gettin' me one of these bad boys, where'd yo get it from?"
"K-Mart - they gots some hot shhh up in there girl, you should see my stretch pants mhm, feels like an XXL look like a XL girl."
"oh hell yes, I need to be gettin' me some of that girl, they come in that same pink yo gots on?"
"yah, lime green too girl, and black -it's slimming you know girl."
"mhm, I hear that girl. Yo! Kanye - we goin' to K-Mart."
What you girls have a taste for?
I'm Givin Out Free Hugs Now Who Wants One?
Come On Ya Know Ya Do!
I have an important announcement to make. I have decided to name each of my titties after you guys. Oh I love you guys.
"We goin' ridin' on the freeway of love to the waffle shack in my pink Cadillac, GUUURRRRRL!"
"Which one of you ladies is up for the DVDA shot?"
My tits are bigger than both of yours put together, bitches.
Oh, I love that HBO show "Cathouse."
It's called "tandem skydiving..."
Aretha: "Baby now how would I know where those basketballs went?"
K-R-I-S-P-Y...K-R-E-M-E That is what it means to me K-R-I-S-P-Y....K-R-E-M-E- Feed it to me Feed it to me Feed it to me Feed it to me Feed it to me OHHHHHHHHHHHH Feed it to me Feed it to me Feed it to me LITTLE KRISPY KREME!
"My milkshake is better than yours!"
No, no, come on, say it with me:
"Y'all want a Ding Dong?"
Did I SAAAY "May i heulp you?"
No offense meant, but; is it me, or is the winning caption one of least creative thought-out captions written?
haha loved the one by G, that shoulda won it!
"It's raining men
Hallelujah it's raining men, Amen"
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