Parasite Hilton really digs the white stuff.
After her divorce Britney tried to regain her career any way she could.
At last Paris Hilton can reveal to the world the real reason she slept with everyone in Hollywood and introduces her Bottled Baby Batter to much fanfare at the 2006 Gay Pride Parade.
Thats not Britney, she is a whore called Jennifer Ellison. She was in Phantom of the opera. She is most famous for getting her tits out.
Tom demostrates how he knocked up Katie.
uh, michelle, this is a caption this contest...
To dismiss recent rumors, Paris provided the evidence from her previous tristes and not a drop of Sizemore was to be found.
Seal is slightly disgruntled at Heidi's new gig. At least he got to be in the commercial!
I think Terry's caption is the funniest.
If you drowned the food in mayo it makes it easier to throw up later
The Chip and Dale dancers work up an appetite for Caption D's.
Jizz is the new sour cream
"Tom demostrates how he knocked up Katie."
By far the funniest.
Got Jizz?
The Gays demonstrate their newest creation: baby in a bottle.
It tastes great with fries.
Jessica Simpson squeezes some jizz on some food with half naked waiters around her cause she's a slut and her marriage is a sham!
Three of these thing belong together
Three of theses things are kind of the same
But one of these things just doesn't belong here
Now it's time to play our game...
...and Paris smiled in agreement as she heard the verdict from the crowd. "Tastes like cheese!".
Paris gets her own game show:
NAME THAT JIZZ
Introducing Man-Ass, the cure for your flaccid wiener!
Paris Hilton wins her third cum-eating contest.
Nothin' like a slut with jizz to help the ratings for The Restaurant during sweeps
Want a hot looking baby?
Chippendale's launches its new line of Baby Batter in a Bottle. Available in vanilla & chocolate
Squirt on my pink snapper! No, silly, that's my puckered potato!
InfoBitch is the funniest!!
Dirty Dancing: Artery Clogger is even worse than Havanna Nights!
I knew those damned Spice Girls would end up in porn!
Proving it really does smell like fish
"OMG, I didn't know you could put this stuff on food! I always get it sprayed on my face."
Cappy and Janelle from Big Brother 6 promote a new product for lonely women and gay men called:
Just Some Jizz in a Jar.
"Gee, for once this stuff isn't all over my face!"
Kraft hires Hilton for their latest ads to run alongside the Carls Jr commercials
Survivor's latest reward challenge courtesy of big swinging dick Jeff Probst.
^ oops! and Beau too.
the easy squeeze bottle insures perfect aim when impregnating the beards of hollywood
After allowing alcohol to desecrate her image, Tara Reid opts to endorse a product that poses no risk of reputation crucifixion.
LMAO @ FAT GIRL JESSICA!!
lol! FG Jessica should win!
mayonaise.. they wish! hahaha, i cant wait to see all the food stick in their mouth
This harmless demononstration causes the half naked participants to think about the last time something white shout out in front of them. By the looks on their faces some have gotten lucky lately.
Paris is used to double fisting it.
Thanks Annie!!! Consider your self the only member of the InfoBitch Fan Club HAHHAA
Kraft needed any dumb whorish blonde to promote their new spead made of jizz called "I can't believe its not Paris" spread.
Paris Hilton undoubtly wins the first annual "Guess who the jizz belongs to in Hollywood" blind contest with the jizz owners cheering on. Among them were P Diddy, Patrick Swayze, and Tom Arnold.
When they told me i was going to be wearing nothing but a towel and a bow tie around a scantily dressed white girl and plates of food...I had no idea this is what they meant.
^^^ Whoops, change "towel" to "apron" - my bad
JIZZ...ITS WHATS FOR DINNER!!!
jizz....the other white drink.
The 100 Gay Scientologist Committee
gather round the high mother ship in
preparation for the preparation
of the Katie Holmes Cocktail, given
to all volunteering hollywood beards
Brit Brit moved along at a rapid pace
with various foods til she fell victim to the old "is that a foot-long" hot dog gag
Britney was quite excited to find out she could cut out the middle (white trash) man for future brit clones.
Kraft's new mayo slogan is "Spread it like Paris" and they chose whom other than slut girl herself to promote the ad campaign. Paris's line in the commercial? "Spread it anywhere, anytime!"
Pan - Too funny, that's totally Cappy in there!
Instant jizz for those women who must squeeze in reproducing into a hectic
schedule...without the acting!!!!!
Weenie in a bottle, gotta squeeze it the right way!
Jessica Simpson still doesn't know how they put "man milk" in a jar.
Jizzy McJizz gets jazzed eats on a spunkified whizak diet of crizzle tatter schnizacks.
Now you can make babies while you eat your fave potato or fish nuggets! All for $1.99!
Turns out Jesus Juice is a little thicker than previously thought.
The creamy taste of man whip!
Scientists have finally discovered an enviromentally safe way to market the waste from STD clinics
Britney attempts to sell her zit puss on Ebay.
What we haven't told Parasite is that we've replaced her normal Greek jizz with Folgers secret blend of ethnicities she'll found out about in
about 9 months.....
Today's lucky contestant has 5 minutes after squirting the bottle
to find out, by all means necessary,
who is the supplier of her protein shake.
You laugh...but this commercial got the lady elected President of Germany.
Nicole Richie prepares for her wedding with something old, something new, something borrowed and something "blew."
"CUMMING IN YOUR MOUTH: The Condiment"
...the latest in actor Alan Cumming's popular and newly extended line of wares.
madame tussauds visitors have fun at the jennifer ellison model
Faced with this, the future of conception, lesbians couples everywhere are throwing out their turkey basters!
Emily hilarious caption, horrible visual!
ill squirt my jizz on you
Katie to Tom's closest friends, "Let me demonstrate how it works just as well as a turkey baster!"
Jennifer Ellison demonstrates a proper cum shot.
New Baby Batter Squeeze from Kraft®: The convenient bottle squirts up or down with the lightest of caresses, whether you're trying to get pregnant or prefer a little saltiness on your hush puppies. For comfort, comes in Virgin, College Girl, 40 and Too Loose, and Paris sizes.
Tommy Lee size by special order only.
Boy, I didnt know it wa so much fun to cu...erm squirt!
Doing her best to help feed the victims of hurricane Katrina,Jena Bush arrives at a food shelter on Bourbon Street
Baby Spice is ready for her cum shot Mr. Demille.
the chippendales help promote alan cummings' latest product "cum on my food".
Bring out the Hella men and bring out the best
Demonstration of the proper method of artificially inseminating a plate ot tater tots
At the dvd cover shoot for her 18th gang bang, porn queen Sweetie Cakes giggles to herself just seconds before she launches into her "jizz helicopter sling attack", thereby finally getting back at all of those smug bukkake contributing bastards.
OK, boys, you've seen the rest, now show us the best!
Is this chicken what I have of is this fish? I know it's tuna, but it says Chicken by the sea.
I dont understand why when my boyfriend does it it always ends up in my hair, i mean, this is super easy!
Isn't that the guy from fantastic four in the far upper left...Y'know "the Thing"? Anyways I like Mayo...it goes with almost anythin, this is a special test whip, we all had a hand in it's creative process. PS. I'm on the right -- look how bored I am, those five minutes afterwards are always so awkward.
Tara Reid releases her female juices!
thats the first time white goo has been shot on something other than this young ladies face
Guess which one of us has been on more wieners?
good choice mk
OMG! I WON!! MICHAEL K thank you thank you thank you!!! I will be your bitch for a day AS PROMISED (oops!) I can't wait to brag to my friends and family how much I rock!!!! Thank you Michael K!!!
MK even if mine suck you have to pick me ONCE in my life so I can be a celebrity to the 5 people that live in my hick town! hehe :P
Disappointed with your choice.
Sarah, you are already a celeb!
This isn't Parasite. It's Jennifer Ellison soapstar turned pop star from the UK.
Good site!
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