dear god, please make the hilton sister go away!!!
it's time for their cute little brother baron to make the scene
I didn't know they had a brother.
This is a gift from Tom Sizemore to remind Paris of the night they got drunk on tequila and he "glazed her doughnut"!
mmmm, PATRON!
they got two brothers, conrad and baron, and baron is alittle hottie!
What? No open container laws in Cali? I'm sooo moving there!
Here's a link to pics of Baron. he kinda looks like another actor whose name I can't think of right now...
http://www.wireimage.com/Gallery...81388&
ym=200410
Haha, he reminds me of someone who would be on the WB, look how innocent he is!
is she wearing a Tinkerbell costume?
at least it's patron silver. I guess she has good taste in SOMEthing.
Ewwwww "after taste"
wow. it's the first time paris and i have had something in common. well, after the slut thing.
Meal fit for an heiress. Well, at least one who's a big cum dumpster whore.
how old is baron hilton??
too young for you minna, back off! 
i dont mean it like that.. haha.. he looks really young in one, and then a few pictures later hes got some girl posing all seductive on him. i cant figure it out!! i thought he was like 12
Imagine how embarrasing it would be to have this hooker as your sister and youre a 12 year old boy and you go to school and you have kids telling you they've seen your bib sis coochie, poor kid!
woah i thought that was some kind of weird dildo in the close-up. scary shit.
What a waste of booze! And look how flabby she really is in the top picture!! Nas-TAY!!
Wow! I was on the Paris Hilton diet and didn't even know it.
Yeah, I agree Me. Imagine having a sister who is a porn star slut. You hit puberty, and she always bringing her slutty friends back to the mansion.
They lay around the pool all day, half the time they're drunk. Always wearing those skimpy thongs . . . passing around the hi-grade reefer . . . that could be really rough on a guy!
Is she EVER without her cell phone?
LOL GETFLIX where you being sarcastic... yeh i guess you're right having a whore sister has its perks when you're a pubecent boy...the hooker friends Now i see it..
Is that really tequila? Boy, the bottles sure have changed since my college days. All I ever knew then was good 'ol Cuervo Gold. Just saying it makes me a little tipsy!
me thinks she does use it for a dildo
patron in paris
Yup, that's tequila... Patron. Smooooth as silk! Blows away Cuervo in my opinion (as far as hangover factor & taste) Too funny pandemonium!
thanks alot, anon@240. i will never look at that cork the same ever again.
On her knees, as usual....
Hopefully Baron isn't as hideous as his sisters look! The only reason Paris is famous is cause she loves to show her vagina.
Anyone notice those blue and white crumpled up tissues on the floor? I wonder what they were used for to wipe up.
i did notice the tissues but am afraid to know waha they are
Gabs! You're such an alcoholic!
Mmmm, Patron. THE best tequila. Not just good for the exclusive palate, but also, as MK has pointed out, a primo choice to disinfect Poochie-Paris' hoochie coochie.**
**Side Note: Quality and taste are extremely compromised after use with those pictured. DO NOT trust if aforementioned offers you a drink!! In case of ingested beverage from said person, have your stomach pumped immediatly!!
Do you guys remember the news that some valet service refused to park Parasite's car cause it was full of half-eaten food, empty soda cups, used tissues, and used underwear, even on the front seat, and they didn't wanna sit on it, but they weren't allowed to touch it? Probably cause they don't get hazardous job pay, and they'd get all sorts of disease.
My urine tastes better than Cuervo, for chrissakes. Patron is good. The best, no.
You gotta pay a LOT more for the really good stuff.
that bottle is completely obscene
Thats a good diet right there, I could do that shit for ever, oh that is my diet!
Not my diet.
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