hotel furniture tastes really good...she sure missed out!
i hope she just bitch-slapped Nicole, the super-natural super diva.
whoops, i read that wrong. i'm glad she ate the furniture.
shirley mcclaine is one hot mess!
This bitch has lost her noodle.
classic...although, my own furniture is more tasty.
i never ate furniture while i was high...but i did eat a shit load of burger king and raman noodles ..ah, the college years..
I hope she ate the nasty comforter on the bed....I guess she didn't see the hunger coming on
I hope if I ever get that old I can be just as hip. Hip replacement.
Ha ha ha! The fact she's never done drugs makes her behaviour even more scary!
I used to like pop tarts and mac and cheese when I was high.
i love the fact she said "reefer".
Aaahh the beaty of cocaine....keeps ya from eating furniture...who knew?
mk give us a guessing game!
"Can you tell me how to get... how to get to Sesame Street?"
FGJ - Just gave you one! OMG furniture is delicious!
She did not use "cocaine". But you know in her hippie new-age days, she smoked peyote with Indians and ingested hallucinagenic mushrooms in the Amazon with witch doctors and shit.
She is on her 35th lifetime... She believes in reincarnation. Crazy broad.
Love it. When I used to smoke the gonja, I had to have some White Castle or Taco Bell. Never thought about furniture though. Cherry wood might be yummy though.
Warren,
That shit was funny!
she obvioulsy has not tried coke, b/c that shit does WONDERS for your figure!
Warren, the witch doctors in the Amazon have better shit than mushrooms. They have this root vegetable called ayhuasca that is supposed to be stronger than peyote. They have 2 religions here in Brazil which are just an excuse for people from the city to get high on this shit. My cousin and her husband are in one of them and take that shit at least once a week. It is still illegal but they always go to court claiming their religious freedom is compromised if they can't get high.
Michael K I have been going through withdrawl since I lost power due to the hurricane (I'm in FL.) Love you and your site!! xoxoxo
i going through withdrawals too...i live in Fl and I am missing my powder dealer
It's that New Age shit she's into.
she is the greatest. Shirley McLaine was the only honorary female member of the rat pack - she is kick ass.......
hey, is "warren" her brother, warren beatty? you could at least use another name when spilling the beans on your kooky sister!
mmmmm....a lazyboy...yum
shirley shirley shirly. .. in her younger days she used to be such a little cutie.
what part of FL are you in anon 4:31?
I live Longboat Key...but I am from Fort Lauderdale
I'm from Ft. Lauderdale too...I just got my power back today.
i am still getting patio furniture out of the pool. i was getting used to it in there...i should probably wait until hurricane season is over
Bitch is still tripping off the reefer.
I know right..it's like one hurricane after another. Just let it float.
I quit I am moving in with Michael to Cali. I will pay his way....He rocks my world. We can get hot men together and share. HAHAHAHA
Count me in!!!
No doubt...no humidity there...my hair would look great...and I love LA or Malibu....I live on the water now but I don't take advantage of it...so it would cost less for me...and once again i would be near my true love MK
Penny are you in???
I miss a big city like Lauderdale and being anonymous. My area is way too small. My neighbors are only here in the winter and 4 doors away is Katharine Harris....uuuuuugghhhhh
Yes I'm in!! I was born in Ft. Lauderdale but I'm in palm beach now. Where are you? North or south of Lauderdale?!
MK are you getting this? We're ready for the move when you are!
South and I lived in Fort Lauderdale but went to Hollywood Hills High then to BCC and the FIu and then FAU
Yup..I go to pbcc on and off..it's not fun. CA seems like it would suit us much better. I want to be a celebrity and get paid to party.
I love I visit there...my town is too small and it is just great to see other people and it helps that I stay at the right hotels and love to party...penny we could rock the town...Michael lets go!!!
Are you on curfew over there? Over here we had a 9pm curfew!
I only lost electricy for 5 minutes...I am so lucky....Andrew scared the hell out of me...It is so bizarre that you got the brunt of it..my mom lives an hour north of you and still has no power and my brother's car was totaled due to a tree
I lost power for days!! Wilma turned out to be much stronger than we expected. I was def not prepared.
that's why we should move to Cali with Michael...heheh
yes...Michael..let us know when we should start packing 
if you're not packing your shit, literally, then stfu. MK doesn't wanna hear any more about PBCC or Flu. Go live with Parasite and let her spend your money.
Gosh is that her?!
"i never ate furniture while i was high...but i did eat a shit load of burger king and raman noodles ..ah, the college years..
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That ramen noodle stuff will make you sooooo constipated if you eat lots of it alone.
Penny, you are NOT in Palm Beach. You are so full of shit. I know, because I lived there and you are probably in Lake Worth or Loxahatchee, but you are NOT living in Palm Beach. Palm Beach Community College is in West Palm Beach. POSER!
Shirley MacLaine is totally out of her tree, but she's so funny. She IS one hot mess.
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