oh my god.
Holy F&cking Hell!
it's on vibrate
Trying to find her signal 
That's funny MK.
Can you hear me now?
OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!
taxi cab confessions
Who is this Jordan? I don't recognize her.
Oh My GAWD!!!! That is so gross, can you imagine her putting the phone up to her mouth? How about this...It's for you....
it's gonna take a haz-mat team to get the stank off that phone.
ok mk, that's totally NSFW and almost made me spew on my keyboard
Oh.My.God.
LOL! Anonymous | 10.28.05 - 5:25 pm
WHAT.THE.HELL?
Probably better than what she gets from Andre.
Dontcha wish your girlfriend was hot like me...dontcha wish she was a freak like me....dontcha
i just threw up all over myself. She has awesome thighs
That's some sick shit.
Who the hell is up there that they need to make a call that bad??
Can you hear me now? Good.
OMG she'll fuck anything.
It's a good thing that little Harvey is blind.
oh nasty! give us warning, PLEASE.
it doesnt look that enjoyable. she should turn it up to high
They used to put people away in mental hospitals for doing weird shit like this.
she would probably need to fuck a pay phone to do any good.
It's official, she may have Paris Hilton beat in the skank department- which is certainly an amazing feat.
Let me guess, Peter Andre was listening to this crazy shit on the other end of the line.
not a payphone...the first cell phone made
This would be known as a "Booty Call"
I could have gone my whole life and not seen that. thank you MK!
what, like you girls have never done this before?? I do it often too, at work,clubs, i'm doing it now.
her phone smells like crotch rot big time. what a skanky dumb HO
I wonder if you have a phone in your cooter, can you talk to the person on the other end of the line and they can hear you via sound waves moving through you internally?
Might have to try this out. Yecch.
I wonder if she'll now come out with her own line of scented cell phones. Can't you just imagine the various flavours!
Isn't she pregnant again? Maybe her baby wanted to call its daddy.
God...I wonder if she's going to talk into it now... it probably smells like crusty cooter.
OMG
!!!!! Insane!
Reminds me of the Beavis & Butthead episode where they got the hideous phone sex woman to stick the phone in her butt crack.
Actually, look closely and you'll see it's an i-pod. She likes the bass.
Why can't we get celebs like this!?
Wrong number!!!
These must be from a while back when she was still "making her name" in the world. She's a respectable lady now, she is.
"It's on vibrate" LMAO! I thought she was taking a snap of her snatch.
I don't think I have ever seen the comments on here so SHORT...you finally shocked us MK. Are you sure that isn't Paris?
OM-freaking-G
I agree, GetFlix.
Why cant we have celebs like this?Not fair.
i heard of phone-sex before, but come on!
Wow. What a fucking slut. I thought I was a slut, but I've only had dick and a few fingers in me.
i've had a beer bottle and a small animal
That is definately an IPod
that is the funniest thing I have ever seen.
Hello, me too, we have so much in common. I love you, lets be best buddies. How about a whole hand? It's good, but you have to get used to it.
She belongs in a mental hospital, that is so fucking stupid
Well at least she's not cheating on her husband.
Maybe the song playing was I want your sex and she believed it
She must be taking photos of her uterus for the Discovery Health Channel. She is obviously into science. Thanks for the trip up the birth canal!
That shit is white hot. What's up with the facial bruises?
OMG What a nasty whore.
I think those facial bruises are just too much makeup.
Look at her face, she's trying to act like shoving a phone up her cunt in a crowded nightclub is getting her off. Gees...
Somehow I think the guy next to her asked if she would stick his phone/ipod up herself, and she did it for kicks.
She is hot.
I am mesmerized.
What a slut! LOL
Ew... In the last pic, her disgusting udder is falling out of her shirt.
What, Jordan? i can't hear you...there's this funny echo...
wow and I thought bringing a skee ball and a rubber chicken and a merry go round and vasoline was wild....who knew????
That doesn't quite look like Jordan - something is different around the eyes - is this like 5 plastic surgeries ago??
I'm in love...i wish I try something new...hehehe
ewww! imagine the smell for the people sitting next to her. Why dont they stop her. famous people are so weird
oh to have dinner and sit with jordan on one side and Alica on the other....would i focus on eating or the bodacious tatas....it would be funny and i am not ever attracted to either of them
Oh my god, this bitch is scummy. Explains why her babies keep getting jacked up, it's all the cell phone radiation!
gives new meaning to phone sex..
Playing like a virgin into her cooch, Jordan hoped the song would somehow change her behavior.
laughing so hard I can't breath!!! OMG Everyone's comments have me rolling. MK, no one has ever made me laugh this hard. You are the BEST!!!!!!
I think she's actually pulling it out of her snatch, 'oooooo...I've been wondering where my iPod went'
I am sure shit falls out of there all the time.
ok, was she ACTUALLY doing this for the paparatzi??? Now THAT is a media whore!
OMG. That so sooo wrong. I'm never borrowing her phone to use!
^ she wouldn't let you, moron.
^anon, if she sticks it in her snatch, she'll probably do anything with it, including let a stranger borrow it.
so dont be an ass.
Jordan and Paris share the same cellpnoe "provider"
i'm gay, but i think this is sorta hot.
and not as disgraceful as that tacky wedding.
hope she had the phone on vibrate.
Can you SMELL me now?
~~I just called to say I love you~~ lol
"not a payphone...the first cell phone made"
Niether....a whole telephone pole!
Jordan's scratch 'n' sniff phone.
Guau! I put on my blog.
eressosuperficial.blogspot.com
Bye
Half the posters are grossed out and half think this is a caption contest. Funny.
But I honestly do not see where she is sticking it in there. It looks like she is just taking a pic like some people do by sitting on a copier.
Unless she's a porn star, why in the world would she do that in front of other people or at all?!
Oh no she DIDN'T!!! Can't she afford a real vibrator?
Maybe Andre said he wanted to have phone sex and she was too stupid to understand what he meant!
Hello Moto!
Any man who says he would not hit that is a liar. Any woman who never thought about having breasts that large at least once either already does or is a liar.
I would never ever ever hit that nor have I ever thought of getting huge fake boobs. Ben, you're in idiot.
Commenting by HaloScan
