I think my arteries clogged while reading this!
i am so hungover
looking at that didn't help
I like how they even bothered to list/add lettuce - doesn't seen like you could taste anything with all that mess together.
an inside look at Rosie O's stomach
OMG - if the Skeletwins, Nicole ritchie, Parasite, Teri Hatcher and all the other anorexic bitches ate 2 or three of these a day they would look ten times better!
this is making me so hungry.
MMMM Looks tasty~
This should be the temptation sandwich on The Biggest Loser.
why would they use wheat bread and not white bread? It's not like it matters if a few hundred more calories were added on.
I would totaly gorge on this shit, then puke it over WJM's head.
Hmmmm. They used wheat bread, so its a HEALTHY 30,000 calorie sandwich!!!
I want to eat that now, seriously.
joydivision...HaHaHaHaHaHaHa....CanIJoinYou? HaHaHaHa
What, no mayo?
Oh hell yeah!!
hahaha, seriously I thought those little rings were small donuts.
ew. that is so nasty. ML, where did you get this? The American Heart Association's "What Not to Eat" page?
It looks like the guy just made a sandwich out of everything in his fridge. I'm surprised he didn't add beer.
That actually looks really good.
Maxim is always having sandwich contests that look like this
Kinda gross.
I want to eat this shit so bad. Fuck you BK enormous omelette.
thats one of the most disgusting things i have ever seen
Yuck, that is food porn for sure. There was a site who gave these Food Porn awards for stuff from restaurants that was a million calories a serving.
Talking about gross shit, ever heard of a Luther sandwich? Legend has it was invented by Luther Vandross. It is a huge hamburger with mayo, bacon, maybe cheese (memory fails me). But instead of bread, it is a split jelly doughnut. Yuck.
I should make this for my brother who wants to plump up.
the best sandwich i've ever had goes like this:
toasted hoagie roll (or hero roll, or sub roll, whatever you call it)
french fries, chicken tenders, mozzarella sticks, lettuce, tomato, and marinara sauce
i get it every now and then when i'm wasted. it's amazing!!
MK that's really fucking gross! Can I have sex with it?
This is totally stoner food my bf eats grossest shit than this when hes high
omg, that is the grossest thing, EVER! bleh. i can't even look at it again, i might puke
Luther ate that sandwich? And then he had a stroke and later died.
Elvis ate fried bacon/peanut butter sandwich and he had a heart attack (ok the pills didn't help)
Lesson for the day: don't eat crap sandwiches unless you are a celebrity (because its ok if they die)
I went to Graceland and had the "Elvis Special", which was a fried peanut butter and banana sandwich. yum!
Someone make one for Nicole Richie.
that is exactly what I thought ariana i mean really does wheat bread even count at this point?
i thought those little rings were donuts... they shouldve added those anyways and what no cheese whiz? damnit!
If I wanted to eat 30,000 calories, I would just go to Cheescake factory and tell them to keep bringing the carrot cake cheesecake until I entered a coma. That sandwich looks nasty.
"Don't nobody go in the bathroom for about 35, 45 minutes"
John Witherspoon, in the movie "Friday"
Did somebody actually eat that thing? Did they die on the toilet later?
Duane, I'm with you, only I would order the Silk & Satin Cheesecake or the Chocolate Tuxedo Cheesecake - a piece of heaven!
Fuck me. Yes the dude that made it ate it, it took him 12 hours.
*dry heave, puke, get backed up like traffic, die*
that's what lenny kravitz was eatin the other day.
ffleur, hahaha. Yes, the deaths of both can be explained by the sandwiches.
Elvis also liked to eat a pound of bacon inside a hollowed out hoagie, didn't he?
mmm...bacon...
Wendy's just came out with a sandwich that's 85% of the daily fat intake...now this guy one-upped them. Let's go you readheaded little bitch, make me a new killer sandwich
wow i feel full just looking at that, is it even possible for someone to eat that
atkins delight
That looks delicious!! But lettuce makes me gassy.
Oh geez, I just sharted looking at that again.
*Elvis also liked to eat a pound of bacon inside a hollowed out hoagie, didn't he? Jan | 11.04.05 - 5:18 pm* No, that's what he jacked off in.
Kevin where's my god damn cheetos!
Did he do it with the bacon in the hoagie or not, and if the answer is with, was the bacon hot or not?
Kirstie Alley would be positively wet looking at this picture.
Jan, Elvis did it in a jar of jam, Elvis did it with green eggs and ham, Elvis did it with a hot bacon hoagie and out his bum he smoked a stogie! We're starting to sound like an effed up Dr. Seuss! LOL!
LOL! Thanks for my biggest laugh today, Britney and 2pinkballoons!
don't have to imagine the shits after a sammich like that. i had a falafel today...'nuff said.
My thighs got bigger just looking at that thing. Icky!
LOL 2pinkballoons, I love that fucked up Dr. Seuss.
I was saying yesterday I bet I can come up with a smaller 30,000 calorie sandwich, inspired by the eating habits of my family. Among other things, they slice butter like if it were cheese and eat it on bread, and they *deep-fry bacon*.
Could a person even SURVIVE eating that all at once? I mean, 30,000 calories? Wouldn't that kill someone?
American Princess, if a guy eats that and then doesn't eat for 9 more days, I think he'll be fine. Of course it will probably cause massive diarrhea and he isn't gonna absorb even 10% of those calories.
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