Where did you hear it?
What the fuck? this bitch should be shot because obviously that's the only thing that will stop her from offending my sensibilities until she shrivels up and dies of natural causes!
Another bomb from Madge? Hopefully she doesn't rap in it like American Life - soy latte my ass@
haha glen that's hot i forgot all about the rapping. she isn't even in the same fucking timezone as talented anymore.
Remember Madonna and Fishsticks Paltro are "Artistes" of the highest degree..Can't you tell from the above lyrics and Fishstick's movies, View from the Top and Shallow Hal. How can anyone blame them for being so self absorbed and condescending...er..I mean confident and self assured..
Yeah Glen. I think it will sell, but honestly I thought American Life is better than this and you know that shit was gross!
Annie - Someone sent it to me. I think it's still floating around out there. IM me if you want it!
maybe her and K-Fed will collaborate on something in the future
Her lyrics don't make sense to me either:
In her "music" song from 2 CD's ago:
"Music makes the bourgeoise and the rebels"... (that's it, just a fragment of a sentence)
Having a BA in Poli Sci, I always thought it would have been far more clever for her to sing:
"music makes the bourgeoise WANNA rebel"
clever because the bourgeoise did not rebel, the proletariat do that but she didn't ask me. And she majored in "dance" in her one year of college didn't she?
Guy Ritchie needs to smack that bitch if she even tries to rap about yoga and pilates again this time around. Is that guy in the picture simulating cunilingus on a 50 y/o cunt? Sick...
Her new music sucks it big. She obviously was stung by the flop that was "American Life". But if you compare this new crap to Die Another Day, it doesn't hold up. And her performance sucked it big last night on the MTV Europe Awards. And all these idiots are saying how great it was. Jesus!!
The only thing she should record in the future is:
"(ding!) Turn the Page." for children's read-along book CD's.
Miss Madgey Macked,
an 80's act
sought from fans
what her marriage lacked.
it's no worse than N*E*R*D...they can slap down some beats, but those bitches can't write.
I maintain my position. She's a tranny idiot.
Fishsticks was seen "dancing her butt off" at Madison Square Garden when she did the American Life tour.
MK you love Madonna!!!!
Admit it.
Your gonna be the first one in line snatching up her new CD.
It's funny because all of the professionbal reviews thus far have been very positive.
Does Fishsticks have a butt?? If so.. her equally annoying husband could keep his pint chilled on her icy buttocks (I am sure that is what they call it in "Britian").
FFleur, Music makes the bourgeoise and the rebels"... does make sense if you take it from the perspective that Music makes (as in Music is part of us) us all from bourgeoise to rebel.
You need to go back to school..
The horse she fell off of should have trampled her old ass
it sounds like something Phoebe (from Friends) would have written
JNo that really is a bit of a stretch..don't cha think. I don't think Madonna is capable of such insight.
JNo, you're not interpreting the damn song, you're fucking writing it all over again. Giving Madonna way too much credit there.
I think it is "music makes the burgeouise and the rebels/come together", which it totally doesn't. That is some serious Pollyanna shit. "If we all just listen to the same music (preferably MINE, cause I like money) there would be no more tension between the classes", that is what the dumb bitch is saying.
I like ffleur's version better. If it were "music makes the burgeouise wanna rebel", it would be clever commentary on the current social trends like the BoBos (Bohemian Burgeouise who try to be socially conscious).
Jan, u are the shit! Good analysis.
JNo, hell NO! I'm not going back to school. I just paided that school loan off.
Thank Jan for getting my point.
JNo - no soup for you!
Jan, I think it is you who is re-writing it. Sure Lourdes is writing her lyrics for her but I think my post is accurate.
can someone post a link to hear the New York song? I got a really good laugh hearing KFed's crapola and this shit would just put the icing on the cake!!!
I GOT IT OFF PEREZ LIKE 2 DAYS AGO. DON'T KNOW IF IT'S STILL THERE CAUSE I'M FIREWALLED FROM IT AT WORK.
Whew, thank GOD, MK. I saw "Ain't No Big Deal" in your D-Music so I gave it a listen and was horrified and also very curious about why you anyone would enjoy jamming to that song.
She's paying those bitches to write positive reviews!
Mel Jo - Ain't No Big Deal is so fucking funny! It's actually a demo from back in the day. It was made before her first album.
PS - I heart ffleur! Such a braniac! XOX
MK, it sounded like that!! But then I thought she was just going for a (bad) retro-80s feel.
aw Mel Jo, thanks; my heart just grew 2 sizes bigger.
Plus, WTF is with sampling/ redoing an ABBA song. Leave ABBA alone!
" She's paying those bitches to write positive reviews!"
Yes, she's paying Rolling Stone, Billboard, FOX, Blender, TimesOnline, Q Magazine, and Music Week. The poor thing must be broke by now.
i'm insulted by what she did to ABBA's song. so very wrong.
Now I have to get the real lyrics to the song.
Here you go:
http://members.aol.com/RussC23/
m...usiclyrics.html
Yes, I was right. It is "music makes the people come together/music makes the burgeouise and the rebel" (presumably come together too!)
If it were just "music makes the people/music makes the burgeouise and the rebel", I'd completely agree with your analysis that music makes us be who we are, and that it is part of us (that sounds like "I've got the music in me", but it would still be far better than the crap she actually wrote). So your version, without the "come together", is also better than Madonna's.
This proves the theory that ANYONE can write music better than her. We have 2 better songwriters just here in this topic at DListed. Case closed.
WHATEVER HATERS! MADONNA IS THE QUEEN! Fucken' dykes!
All hail QUEEN OF THE TRANNIES!!
Who ever paid any attention to her lyrics anyways? Most of them were written by others.
Apparently, she rocked the house at the Europe MTV awards in Lisbon last night tho. Robbie Williams was impressed, and that means a lot.
Who gives a rat's ass about Robbie Williams' opinion?
Brent, back when her lyrics were written by others, the songs were good, the lyrics made sense, and nobody gave them a second thought. We just danced and sang along.
When she started her whole songwriting/spirituality/poetry shit, that is when the lyrics started confusing people.
I forgot to mention: Robbie Williams is also impressed by Scientology, so his standards are low.
If she tours, I guess she won't be playing Dallas or Houston.
Oh no! You've crushed all my illusions about Robbie Williams. I thought he was the coolest! *cough*
That fukkin beeeeotch better NOT be talking about Texas! Oh, it's on now....
I can't believe how bad of a writer she is. If the beat of Hung Up wasn't so infectious, I would vomit at the horrible lyrics. When she says ring ring ring goes the telephone, I almost lose it.
I was watching her documentary on MTV and even her husband is sick of her...everytime he was around her he was drunk b/c he was getting shit faced in a pub all day...that was the best part of the whole damn show
if you're looking for lyrics, you've only had 20+ years to realize that you are barking up the wrong tree. her entire catalog is filled with prosaic song lyrics! GET OVER IT! i've heard the album and think it's quite entertaining.
Madonna has ALWAYS been a co-writer on her songs, including on her biggest hits, so don't make shit up just to prove your point.
Get Kurt Loader on the horn to give Madge the Jewel treatment...
Correct her grammer in an interview...
Didn't she already do the whole 70's look for Deeper and Deeper? Sucks when your re-invention skills run out.
Love the Valerie Cherish line -
she's a slut
she's a virgin
she's an actress
she's an slut again
she's a diva
she's bi-sexual
she's an artist
she's a Latin fetishist
she's a mommy
she's a British wife
she's a mommy
she's an actress
she's a spiritual being
she's an author
she's a disco diva
SHE'S A BORE
she's a one night stand
^ anon 4:21. that could easily be the lyrics to one of her songs.
She likes the 70s. It was when she hit 50.
Regardless of who wrote them, it was fun bubblegum pop and everyone was ok with it. It was after she became this huge bore (post the whole hennah tattoo thing) that the lyrics became so laughable. "Zephyr in the sky" anyone?
Wow, she's in the upper echelons of superior song writing with Nickleback. Way to go Ester
Anonymous | 11.04.05 - 4:21 pm that was more poetic than anything Madonna has done in a long time.
So the count is up to 3 better poets/songwriters already.
Isn't a dork a whale penis?
God she looks old !
Holy shit! Those are some fucking hot lyrics! And from a 46 year old? That's gold! She's an amazing talent that only could have been fostered by gay bloggers from the USA! Wow!
And I thought when she said, "I'm drinkin' a soy latte/I get a double shoté/It goes right through my body/And you know I'm satisfied/I drive my Mini Cooper/And I'm feeling super-duper/Yo they tell me I'm a trooper/And you know I'm satisfied..." made her a Shakesperean genious.
Dre, those are funny. She and K Fed should record a duet, that would be hot.
^ Aha, i totally agree!
But those glasses... eugh, can't these celebrities stop wearing these fly-eye looking glasses?!
COADF gets 4 stars from Slant Magazine as well (see link)
This gives me hope...maybe one day, I shall be the one to sell millions of cds and have a toliet made out of gold!
I forced myself to watch the video from her performance, just so I'd know what the hell everyone was talking about. I'm now officially scarred for life. She needs to fire her stylist, in the first place... or if she made her own choices, she can just have herself committed. Actually, maybe she's already spent time in an asylum... it would certainly explain where she comes up with some of her ideas.
i heard her new single, am i the only one who dosent like it, its horrible & annoying, esp what sounds like "pan flutes" i dont know what it called but its BAD
Profound
testing gravatar on an old post...
again..
Can we just all agree that Madonna/Esther is OVER?
Until you too can sell 200 million albums, making you $600 million in 21+ years, however we diss her music or lyrics will not prevent Madonna from staying on top of the game. Hands down, whether her music is great ot shitty, she's still Madonna and there will never ever be another Madonna. P.S.-Her new album is actually one of her best.
TimK, Ashlee Simpson also sold tons of both her albums - does that mean she rules and she is Queen like Madonna?
That zephyr in the sky was her best song ever. It was the first song of hers I liked right away - all the others that I like I didn't like until 10 or 15 years later. Usually I hate her songs, especially cuz the used to get played constantly. And then after I got worn down and they seemed nostalgic, I started to like a few of them.
^ you must be old. Madonna is fugly.
Should of been called Confessions of a
Dance Whore
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