After merging the characters of Shrek, Dr. Evil and Fat Bastard for "Austin Powers: The Museum Mystery", Mike Myers wondered...had he gone too far?
TomKat's baby ponders the meaning of a life with scientology.
Gov. Arnold Schwarzenegger returns in Terminator 6.
I thought they buried Marlon Brando's body?
oops, caption this:
Marlon Brando continues his career in the afterlife.
Rosie O'Donnell rethinks the Nair spokesmodel job.
My caption is oopsie too:
Gov. Arnold Scwarzenegger returns to the big screen in Terminator 6.
Rosie O'Donnell has really let herself go.
After one too many auditing session, all Tom and Katie's "inner demons" reunite-the ultimate Tomkat!
Star Jones takes Jacko's skin lightening tips...
Who would have thought Parasite Hilton, Uncle Fester, a bottle of tequila and a dozen donuts could go so wrong.
Turtleneck and Mom Jeans face the most difficult hole on the miniature golf course.
After convincing Kelly Osbourne to shave her head, the salon owners go over to console her.
Agents try to console Rosie O'Donnell after her strategic Tv-movie role as "retarded bald girl" fails to win her a Golden Globe nomination.
I can't stop looking at this picture. Its fascinating. Is that a real person or a statue? If he's real, is that trick photography to make the people in the foreground look so much smaller?
And then I think, aw, he was once someone's baby and I shouldn't make fun of him.
and then I remember I'm on DListed.
anyone want to see some art? by art i mean some guy in his tighty whities. 17th st btwn 5th and 6th avs across from basta pasta. he's just standing around in his underwear in a window display with a video camera and a television. it's just so bizare that i want to lick it.
James Gandolfini ponders his future as an actor after The Sopranos.
HAHAHAHA ffleur you totally have my vote for your 3:19 & 3:20 captions!!!!!!
LOL @ ffleur
Where do you find all of these disturbing pictures?!?! Genious
The Jolly Greem Giant re-thinks his decision to see Michael Jacksons dermatologist
The Eater - Rodin's failed sequel to The Thinker.
my boyfriend when I'm on my days.
AAAHAHAHA Jen, THAT was a good one !!!
That is the saddest thing I ever saw!
What is this from?
This is real-l-l-l-ly disturbing!
Dick Cheney's former days as an artist's nude model.
Sharon Osbourne's latest attempt playing Nip/Tuck went awfully wrong when she realized that she had also botoxed herself into paralysis.
how in the hell do I get my avatar on here I've got it approved... this is so annoying. *has meltdown*
rollerslut: HA HA HA HA!
The Chernobyl Orphanage kid was not exactly what The Clarks had in mind.
Testing...
divorced and bitter k-fed partakes in the 30,000 calorie sandwich he heard of through michael K
...And you will stay in that corner young man until you apologize to Grandma for eating Grandpa for lunch.
After showing contrition by shaving his head, eating himself into giantism and becoming a Buddhist monk, K-Fed STILL has no inner peace after his wife and the rest of the world laughed at his failed CD attempt.
First thing that comes to mind, is that I want to see between his legs. Is his dick like 3' Long? And how big are his balls.
Is this wrong? 
it's a sculpture, for... the person who asked. ffleur.
Visitors to the White House come upon a disgruntled Dick Cheney pondering his new staff appointments.
the sculpture recreates a pose of
The Amazing Colossal Man (a 50's film)
F Y I
2040....a disgruntled KFed realizes that ex wife Brit has cut off his
divorce settlement outside his favorite circle K store.
DAYUM, I lost my dick!
Mr Clean on those mornings when
he doesn't feel so "fresh"
Wishing he could take back his night with Paris Hilton.
DeNiro has done it again.....Bobby D gets into character for the Marlon Brando biopic....I COULDA BEEN A ISLAND
Thank God we got the carpets scotchguarded..
Someone found Geoff!
After the nair in the shampoo joke went arway - producers try to convince Bruce Villance to make the matinee for Harispray anyway.
Mike Myers had another meltdown on the set of Austin Powers...while changing from Dr. Evil to Fat Bastard, some PA put on Kanye West in
the speaker system
why did you let him listen to the KFED album on the internet??
Michael Moore got confused when Madame Tussaud called...he thought she said hot wax.
Brit Brit sinks to a new low with the SPF museum exhibit.
*F Y I: the sculpture recreates a pose of The Amazing Colossal Man (a 50's film) knowitallbitch*
Now, it's K-Fed The Amazing Colossal Failure of a Man in 2005!
MK, along with your Hot Slut of the Day, have you considered doing a Hot Mess of the Day?
Fred Durst contemplates his next album.
I told Tom it was a bad idea to think
about procreating with humanoids...
You got me, what celebrity tape is this? Tom Sizemore, Fred Dunst or Janet Jackson?
With Michael Jackson's new career choice of become a singer-turned-sculptor, onlookers observe his latest piece of work called .. 'supersized boy sitting naked on my bed'.
^ LOL
Once again, Carnie Wilson sulks as Chynna and Wendy try to find something for her to hide behind in their new video.
Where's my beanstalk, Jack?
'Back, then, they call me K-Faid, but you can call me daddy in-staid!'
"Back then they called me K-Fed, but you can call me Fatty instead!"
Adoption Agency Director: "Angelina DID say she wanted to adopt children from all cultures."
Angelina's PR Rep: "Yes, but she didn't say ANYTHING about a bigass kid from another planet. I'll have to get back to you."
Kirstie Alley stars in "Powder 2"
It is an amazing piece.. it was in a museum here in DC before it went on tour.. VERY REALISTIC..I couldnt stop looking at it.. the artist has done many more can't remember his name..
"Fucking bastards. What are you lookin' at huh????"
In the wake of the Valarie Plame scandal, George and Laura give Dick Cheney a time out in the basement.
Boy George refuses to take part in court ordered group therapy!
Harvey Weinstein - after MIRAMAX
Karl Rove sulking:
NOBODY TELLS ME SECRETS ANYMORE!
GetFlix, I love your avatar. How did you get the damn thing to work?
Michael Chiklis wonders where his shield is now!
some of these are really funny
Actual size a baby would have to be for Monster crotch Paris Hilton to actually push to get it out.
LMFAO @ Paula 3:07
I DIDN'T save a bunch of money on my car insurance!
Next up on "the Shield..."
Michael Chiklis explores his softer side.
The end results of sheilding Blanket Jackson from public view all his life.
And then one day the pavorottis stopping snapping Britney Spears.
oops I meant:
And then one day the pavorottis just stopped snapping Britney Spears.
I like theBetsy's...Turtleneck and Mom Jeans
Arrrgggg, 2pinkballoon I can't see it!!
If I figure it, I'll let ya all know!!!
A naughty surprise waited for them back-stage at the Pixies show.
actually, you probably meant Paparazzis
some very good ones here...I like loozers.at least it's original and non-bashing...ying yang; very funny too; jen..nice!
That being said....
That looks like me!!
did I mention 2pink?? you're definitely on top..you're definitely one of the breast
Really funny stuff. I like Pookie & Plum's the best.
Hey, "Pookie & Plum" would be a great name for a band or a fashion line or another perfume by Paris.
OMG! I saw this exhibit in DC.
*did I mention 2pink?? you're definitely on top..you're definitely one of the breast* Is that a Freudian slip??? (nip nip)
Spederline wonders how he will ever live done his daddy's wack rap.
Headline reads - Catholic church finally disrobes Uncle Fester!
K-Fed 2010 *pouting*
"Brintney left me and took all her money. I tried to drown my sorrows in beer...the shit finally caught up with me...Everyone laughed at my debut cd, fuck I was the joke of 2005, 6 & 7. So I thought if I cut my hair like Tupac, everyone would think I was real rapper...didn't work, they laughed more and called me the White Budda...Damn I played myself!!"
Lionel Ritchie realizes he made a mistake. After forcing Nicole into rehab, her body made up for lost time of eating and not doing coke.
i can't bring myself to make fun of this picture!!!
the sculpture is by Ron Mueck... it was untitled but adopted the name "Big Man."
i saw it at the Hirshhorn in DC like a few others mentioned, and holy crap did it scare the crap out of me. it's just placed in the corner of a white, gallery room.
after the original shock, though... i was fascinated. he looks so real. it was nice to see real amidst all the idealized.
MK... Can I have some more Alicia Douvall gossip? I miss seeing that trashy whore and her ridiculous tits!
hun i know he sorta looks like gacy, but he's the last one left in the orphanage Angelina adopted from...
Al Roker as an Albino
When stem cell research goes incredibly WRONG!
(onlooker-male) "Do you think he's depressed because he can't see his penis?"
(onlooker-female) "should we tell him he'd be more depressed if he could?"
-OR-
Acidman really took that re-hab deal to the extreme.
You'd have to know him nd his blog to get it though..
on an end note: I'd really like to see this sculpture in person.
Look at the nuts on that fat bald bastard!
Brit Brit kicks out KFed who is then forced to live on mac & cheese gains 300 lbs and has to shave the nits out of his corn rows.
After Brangelina left the orphanage, the Bush family discussed adopting the rejected albino kid.
After eating a 30,000 calorie sandwich, Jack Osborne has trouble going to the toilet when people are watching.
Vince Vaughn quietly, nakedly, ponders why Jen has been seen kissing Jake Gyllenhall.
Who love's ya baby? Tyra Banks goes undercover once again to expose how it is to live life as Telly Savalas aka Kojak.
Stuck in a time warp with Bett - The Pavoratti remark is mocking Kfed's horrific rap song where he calls paparazzi "pavoratti."
Micheal K says, "Brando looks pretty bad, I'd still hit that"
After a sudden burst of puberty, the Ally McBeal dancing baby, gets depressed over his "Gary Coleman" future.
Michael Chiklis regrets his decision to appear in the summer Blockbuster "Fantastic Four".
Abercrombie and Fitch wonder, will the new ad campaign " Atlas Un shrugged" upset feminists.
jen made me laugh and spit my coffee!!!!and ffleur, i totally agree with you!!!!
Tom and Katie make the final choice for their sperm donor. Tom finally agrees on this guy only after he is assured that the guy has never been under the influence of antidepressants...and is totally happy on vitamins.
Ugly fat guy is constipated
HA!! Betsy...Mom Jeans...that's freakin' funny!
Looks like Jennifer A. new b/f.
^ you are right. Ugly Jen's new boyfriend.
Thanks, MK!
Ditto 5:18(PM) You are so right.
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