The black dress girl has nice legs tho!


tara reid's chest is in the middle of her abdomen. that isn't normal.


It's sad she has not gone off to snag some old fart euro-trash producer with a house in Pacific Palisades yet.

C'mon Tara! Instead of crying for roles, You could be having babies, drinking chai tea lattes, and being a bitch to shop clerks all day/every day.


It's been a while since we've had a Tara post. Good to see she's as skanky as ever


Gravatar What's that wet spot on her jeans? Did Parasite sit on her lap for two seconds?


Gravatar She has no hips and a wide waist. She also looks 38yrs old.


Gravatar Her hooters look gi-normous!


Gravatar Some dude took a leak on her leg.


Gravatar She's just one street away from Lost, Drunk and Homeless.


Gravatar She's skanky but i'd hit it y'all. Dont be hatin now...


Gravatar She's lost, drunk and without a show or any decsent job offers she is so close to being homeless. Lets keep our fingers crossed.


Gravatar Muskrat has a nice rack but fuck, could she be anymore stunned?

Taradise is a good target for a full 5 minute tasering.


Gravatar Muskrat does have nice legs but someone that thin should have a flat chest so I'm thinking the two met at Dr Frankenboobies waiting room? Obviously they are bosom buddies now


Gravatar At least if she trips forward, her silicon sacks will break her fall!!


Gravatar Did she piss her pants? WTF is up with the wet spot?


Gravatar Why won't this bitch ever wear a bra?!?!


Gravatar Wow, she should bring out her peanut nips for a little nostalgia


Gravatar It is said that 85% of all women wear the wrong size bra. Assuming that TR is wearing one, someone should take her to Nordstrom's ASAP to get sized for one that fits her better.

Them's be saggin', girlfriend!


Gravatar It's sad, but I see so many homeless people wandering around who have pissed their pants.


Gravatar what the hell is going on with her jeans?

her bag is ug too.


Gravatar yep, she's becoming more and more pathetic but she brought it upon herself. too bad p-hil doesn't crash like this.


Gravatar If her veins are filled with gin, does this mean I can slit her carotid artery, stick a spigot in her and throw a party?


Gravatar She actually looks less fucked up than usual, which isn't saying much.


Gravatar she can't wear a bra... those horrid things need to BREATHE.


Gravatar Hey Michael K, you should check out the latest caption contest on A Socialite's Life. Plus a lot of the other entries too. This isn't a plug for that site. It's a heads-up.


Gravatar MK, you're being mean to Muskrat. She looks like a perfectly nice leathery mutant giraffe-human hybrid.

Look at the distance between the top of her boobs and her head. That is some freakish elongation.


Gravatar i was so happy E canceled that piece of sh- show of hers

she looks horrible, all that partying & drug use is catching up to her


Gravatar We should be glad that she has jeans and a t-shirt on. This is the first ensemble that we've seen in a long time that covers up her naughty bits. Thank buddha she's not wearing that black dress. The skirt would be hiked up around her waist and one tit would be hanging out of the top.


Gravatar word, Paula!
Such a disgusting visual.
Tara really makes me sad..she is kind of
"special" and that is nothing to mock.


Gravatar haha...that totally looks like Hohan...what is happening to the world?
love,
elisa


Gravatar Platinum blond is the new black
(and no, I'm not really WannaJoinMe, just want to fuck up her bad mojo!)


Gravatar "Thank buddha"?
Buddha wasn't God.


Gravatar she's TPT (trailer park trash) roaming hollywood and drinking and fucking anythign that cums her way....what's she famous for again?


Gravatar She's aiight for an old skank, isn't she like 32? And plus, she's doing better than the rest of the American Pie crew [Natasha Lyonne]


Gravatar I'm so sick of her...NEXT!!


Gravatar Why is she always wearing these t-shirts that look like they came from The Salvation Army? She looks like one of those kids in elementary school whose family is poor and forces their kids to wear all of the good-will clothing...


Gravatar ^ Haven't you heard? Poor is the new rich!


Gravatar wjm I thought you just stalked Brad and Angelina. You are a person with many issues.


Gravatar 32 isn't old Anon, unless you've been drinking and drugging since you were in your teens like Tara has. For normal-living people, it's pretty young.


Gravatar ^ yes, but you are old Jan.


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