I don't know what kind of witness she'll make but I can't WAIT to see what she wears to court!!! lol
Witness? Isn't she legally blind, with that one lazy eye and the other permanently covered in jizz?
Thats hot...
Imagine that moron on the stand? Oh my! I hope the judge beats her a little with the gavel
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It's for Tom Sizemore's probation hearing!
Paris served? Like McD's? "Over 7 billion pieces of meat served."
Good grief she in the news more than President Bushy
LA, is that really you?
Just replace "party" with "sexual encounter" and you'll understand what she does for a living.
HAHA Thats actually funny
anon - yeah, it's really me. But I'm wearing violet contacts in that pic.
Wow, you're, like, icy hot.
She always has those blue conatacts in her eyes. Just curious, but if you have brown eyes and where blue contats like Paris, do you see blue? Or visa versa. I don't know becuase I just show my natural eye color unlike paris.
Anon - *blushing* Thanks. Icy hot cracks me up because it's the stuff I rub into my old joints.
Lisa - My eyes are brown, and wearing the contacts doesn't affect my vision at all. I see everything the color it truly is.
Contacts are coloured only in the iris area. The pupil section in contacts are clear and show our natural black pupils.
You're welcome.
Old? You look no more than 30.
anon - I LOVE YOU! But ya gotta add a dozen to your generous guess.
Really wasn't trying to be generous. Am impressed with how good you look, however.
what the fuck is she gonna do on the stand? cry for dramatic effect, pose, say "that's hot", repeat.
Why hasn't she fallin off the face of the earth yet? Maybe if we ignore her she'll go away?!
What about the case where she gave a little girl drugs?! I can't wait to see her ass in jail!
LA I totally thought the same thing, "over 2,000 served".
Paris gets served? Should be Paris gives service! (And she may have exceeded the 7 billion pieces of meat!)
oh, how i would have liked to have been the cop that served those papers. i'm sorry, ms. hilton, but we have a warrant for your arrest. being a skank is the least of your charges. pornography, public nudity, public drunkeness, public illegal drug use, conspiring with known drug dealers, being a slut in public, the list goes on and on and on and on.............., right this way ms. skank,, i'm sorry, ms. hilton!
She is fucking hot!
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