Dayum!
jdm | 11.05.05 - 12:53 pm | #

He should turn the toothbrush around and suck on the other end.
Toothy Tile | 11.05.05 - 12:54 pm | #

I wonder if brushing his teeth makes him hard
jdm | 11.05.05 - 1:00 pm | #

Those polka dot drawers are doing it for me!
Brenda Love | Homepage | 11.05.05 - 1:13 pm | #

dear god, let me connect the dots with my tongue
LA | 11.05.05 - 1:41 pm | #

OMG! Can you imagine if her was laying on the driveway butt ass naked maturbating with his vibrating toothbrush? That would be so hot. But theses pics are hot too.
Fat Girl Jessica | 11.05.05 - 1:43 pm | #

MK - Checking in on the weekend! You are amazing to post on Sat. too.

Anyway, "hit it" is not the right phrase. I would violate this man 6 ways til sunday!
Warren | 11.05.05 - 1:46 pm | #

Matt McC reads?
rambunctious | 11.05.05 - 1:55 pm | #

you just know he's a big ole bottom..god I need to get laid..
Glen | 11.05.05 - 1:56 pm | #

That man is nothing but fine and I heard a nice guy to his fans. One question though, did he ever start wearing deodorant? I read somewhere a while ago that he doesn't and Sandy Bullock tried to encourage him to.
MKFan | 11.05.05 - 2:08 pm | #

That's NOT a toothbrush, it's my vibrater.
MM says, "I love the taste of Monkey, in the morning"
Monkey | 11.05.05 - 3:05 pm | #

I got tired of his ass when I lived in Austin. He's a nice guy, but he's nas-TAY!
ChiliGurl | 11.05.05 - 3:06 pm | #

^ "nastay", how?
anon | 11.05.05 - 5:02 pm | #

eww
ANON | 11.05.05 - 5:15 pm | #

I wanna lick those abs so bad@!
Tracy | 11.05.05 - 5:31 pm | #

anon 5:02 nastay meaning smelly and kinda dirty
ChiliGurl | 11.05.05 - 6:25 pm | #

yummy...penelope is lucky to have him every night
outlaw | 11.05.05 - 6:44 pm | #

Woot! He looks very nice but if rumours are true, I'd stay downwind from him and just look.
ffleur | 11.05.05 - 6:57 pm | #

I met him when he was touring around in that Sahara RV and he was super nice and sure didn't smell nasty to me but then I needed snorkle gear to breath through the drool
Anonymous | 11.05.05 - 7:14 pm | #

I wanna give him 36 spankings
beeyach | 11.05.05 - 7:49 pm | #

Hmmm. No picture of him spitting out the toothpaste. Further proof that Mattie swallows after all.
Clamzilla | Homepage | 11.05.05 - 8:58 pm | #

love when the Crest drips on his southern fried griddle bod.
MMM MM good.
Chicken Georgette | 11.05.05 - 9:30 pm | #

thanks some candy I'd like to eat...wow he is beautiful! Even in those ridiculous shorts. mmmmmmm
bird | Homepage | 11.06.05 - 12:49 am | #

*that's* , not thanks...sorry I got very distracted by Matty
bird | Homepage | 11.06.05 - 12:53 am | #

I have not the words.

*insert heaving sigh here*
Nola | Homepage | 11.06.05 - 1:49 am | #

why were there never any naked bongo pics?
jdm | 11.06.05 - 1:51 am | #

Not bad.

But seriously, doesn't he have a toilet or something?
Fug. | 11.06.05 - 7:43 am | #

I would brush my teeth on THAT any day.
purpletwinkie | Homepage | 11.06.05 - 10:59 am | #

So gross, but I would totally make out with that toothbrush after he was done.
saram23 | Homepage | 11.06.05 - 12:06 pm | #

Did anyone see that stoner movie he was in ages ago with Milla Jovanich? He was like the guy in high school who had a secret crush on you and letting you know by making fun of you. Blech. Time has been a blessing for him...
Cyprus | 11.06.05 - 1:24 pm | #

Dazed and Confused, his name was Wooderson and he wore salmon coloured jeans. Alright, alright, alright...
saram23 | Homepage | 11.06.05 - 1:38 pm | #

"Wooderson", he he he!
Now THAT is just the perfect name for a stoner!
brent | 11.06.05 - 3:29 pm | #

anything for you, MK Matt is so hot!
Kristin | 11.06.05 - 6:45 pm | #

"smelly and kinda dirty"....hmmmmm...screw that metrosexual shit, give me a real man any day. I'd triple hit that.
The Shorts | 11.07.05 - 1:29 pm | #

^ you think, dumbass. He is a hottie.
The top | 11.07.05 - 1:56 pm | #