You totally got the true quote correct! Shit that made me laugh.
could he look any gayer in that pic? did they airbrush out the huge man in S&M gear who was standing behind him?
yeah i really don't recall anyone ever calling Renee a whore. Ugly and purse-lipped, maybe. Bulimic, certainly. Annoying, definitely. Desperate, obviously. But a whore? Don't you have to have sexual partners to be called that?
He is so gay and Renee is so anorexic
He loves the penis. No denying that! I just read on people.com that he has a 29 inch waist. WTF
Wow, could he be more wishy washy? 'Pretty firm'? You might as well say that you're a bottom and that she strapped it on to make the marriage work
Hey idiot, she just wanted some dick. At least you could've shared!!
how many tank tops does this guy have???
I live in the heart of UT Vols country, which of course is where Peyton Manning played football and Kenny attended ETSU in nearby Johnson City, TN.
Anyway, I made the comment the other day to my boss (who is such a big UT fan that if you cut him, he'd bleed orange) that rumor had it that Kenny has a little sugar in his tank. He said he could believe that. Then I told him that the word is Peyton's his main man. He said shut up and then he started talking smack about Dale Earnhardt Jr. and the fight was on.
I can't believe I still have a job. I guess I'll have to try harder next time.
I am PRETTY firm? But not totally firm. That sounds so hesitant. I don't think he's made up his mind yet. And yeah, no one called Renee a whore. Just desperate and ugly.
RJ - lol! That is really some funny shit.
He should have said "love of pussy" if he really meant it.
He'd bend over for Billy Ray Cyrus.
Michael K, I was so excited about getting a comment from you that I hollared at a co-worker (also a big Dlisted Ho) to pull up your site PDQ and read it for herself. I feel just like royalty. Well, at least around here, I can be the Queen Bitch for the day.
Kat you're right, they airbrushed Mr. Slave out of the picture.
And we hardly ever call Renee a coke whore, it is usually "squinty eyed albino", "sour puss", or "desperate enough to marry a gay guy just to get Jack White's attention". Thanks to Kenny we can now call her "whore" and "flat screen tv" as well.
Is that his Betty Boop pose?
Oh my dear.
He he he, poor little kenny. Maybe he should stop wearing pink tank tops and hunching over like he's trying to hide his dick between his legs to make it look like he's a got a pussy.
He can be firm in his sexuality -- either gay or strait -- and still love women. They are two different statements in the same sentence. He didn't confirm or deny anything!
I don't even know who Dorothy is, but I know Kenny's her best girlfriend.
Oh My God. Anyone that's seen him knows he's a rumpranger. So what?
no matter how many times i see kenny in this picture, it brings a smile to my face- damn, that was GaY..
I've never read where people called her a whore. He's trying to drag her down with him. What's with the pink shirt and baby blue lei? And even I don't stand that way. Sheesh!
he looks like he has to go tinkle in that photo...
i'd like to get one of those body language experts to give their opinion of that pic.
Excellent observation. Being a whore is totally different than being a coke whore and it's important to note that Renee Zellweger is the latter. Well done, my friend, well done.
Kenny is squeezing his buttcheeks together to hold his boyfriend's warm jizz inside(write a country song about that cowboy).
RJ 12:54- OMG, I had no idea, thanks for that one, Im gonna dig for more on it. This is amazing!
He looks like he's saying, "I'm SOOO happy that I'm about to piss all over myself because all these hot guys came to my concert. OOOOh, boy groupies!" And the blue lei? Total nonverbal signal that he wants to get "lei'd" by boys!
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