.....joan rivers? her face looks like death. ok....i totally have no idea. but imma stick with Joan Rivers
geeez, a year of birth would be nice...something.
joan rivers is 5'2"
Elvis
eminem? kid rock?
C'mon MK, throw us a bone!!! Gender, profession, birth year, etc.
nicholas cage
uh.....got me
Eminem?
Anthony Hopkins
I don't think Elvis exactly MISSED the death appointment
Marky Mark
Letterman came to mind, except for the height and nickname part.
50 cent? HAHA!
50 cent, darn!
I don't think 50's 5'8"...is he?
Fishstick Paltrow???? Probably taller... I don't know.
Cameron Diaz
Keith Richards - except he's got lots of kids
cam doesn't have any rugrats
Rod Stewart
marky mark
Tom the freak???
Janice Dickinson
Tom, counting one BIOlogical child hatching(still not totally convinced it's human, though).
Charlize Theron
marky mark whalberg
It is definitely Marky Mark.
It's Marky Mark and I didn't know this until now: Was scheduled to be on one of the two planes that crashed into the World Trade Center on September 11, 2001. Luckily, he changed his plans at the last minute, and drove from Boston to New York with some friends.
john mayer
definately Mark Wahlberg
Sharon Stone
Hey, I missed that signing show on VH1 this week. I need a Bai Ling fix! How was she? Morgan?
Does Tom Cruise have a nickname? I'm thinking it is someone like Mark Wahlberg.
Warren go to the archives, MK posted Bai Ling's, Morgan's, and Antonio's songs.
Nick Cage came to mind.
Kimora Lee Simmons
Why would immortality be Marky Mark's superpower of choice?
jackie chan
I'm telling you, 50 cent fits this bill as well. Shot in 2000, nine times, his real name is Curtis Jackson, nick name 50 cent, and he would choose immortality to be his superpower of choice so his ass would take bullets and would not die.
Mark Wahlberg has another kid on the way, and Nicolas Cage now has two as well. I haven't a clue who this is!
marky mark
MARKY-MARK!
terri hatcher 
what is nick cage's nickname?
HELLO PEOPLE! Some of your guesses don't even have nicknames!
hmmm...at first i thought it could be slash...but he has more than one kid and says he's about 5'10"... this has really got me wondering!
Marky Mark definitely
Not Cage people: On "The Tonight Show with Jay Leno" (1992), he told Jay that he took the name "Cage" from a comic book character named Luke Cage, the "first black superhero". When asked which of the powers he would prefer to have, he said flight was his desire.
Plus he has more than 1 kid
The Cowboy from the Village People. Or Marky Mark.
Definately Mark Wahlberg. I actually knew this one, lol, so of course I'm the 50-something commenter.
Mark Walberg
Can't be 50 Cent, btw -- he's 6' whereas Mark Wahlbergs bio says 5'8 and 1/2.
The guy from the Dyson commercials. "I just think things should work properly."
Cher
LOL, Anon 11.11.05-3:54pm.
ummmm Kurt Cobain?
Matthew Broderick...remember he killed a woman in Ireland?
Tom Cruise?? idk a wild guess
Paige Davis?
Yo, yo, yo-- Marshall Mathers, a.k.a. Eminem.
Mimi?
I don't think it's Eminem. Technically, he has one child, Hailey, but he's raising his wife's son (I think it's a son) from another father, and his neice, which he considers his own kid. And when has he escaped death?
Madonna
Oh, wait, she has more than one child, doesn't she? Never mind.
It's MIMI!
Madonna?
J Lo
Soupy Sales
Arnold "The Terminator" Schwartzenegger
The guy who had his dick in the exhaust pipe
(nickname: Stuporman; cause after going around the world, he is in a MAjor stupor)
Fishsticks
Jocelyn Wildenstein?
Alberto Martignetti Alphonso de Von Poopenscahntz III, Jr.
Christmas party
I'm sorry....I meant; Poopenschantz
Sting
Pop
Crackle
Snap
Curtis Jackson
OUCH!
Gene Shalit
mark walberg
Yes I got one right
Am i lame for getting happy over this.
God, I totally thought it was the Dyson guy.
Must suck for him that he peaked in sexiness at age 18.
I really, really have always thought he was cute...but lately he looks really skeezy. If I had a time machine, I'd got back to the Good Vibrations shoot and hit it HARD
He looks 100% gay.
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