MK, this is wrong on every level imaginable. i thought marguerite was bad...
The Year is 2020, Movie of the Year, Basic Instinct II with Sharon Stone.
DON'T CLICK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!! TURN BACK NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Fake. yawn
Mt Grandmother, Parisite Hilton!
Due to the wrath of Hurricane Katrina, Marti Gras didn't quite measure up to years past
Oh, the things Nicole Ritchie will do to sell that damn book.
The Nicole Richie sex tapes surfaces!
I rock. Those pics I sent are funny as hell.
Nicely done MK I love u.
That's so not hot, Paris! I told you to stay away from the Fake N' Bake and to stop videotaping yourself!
Tara Reid in 5 years.
oh my god....
YESS! DOUGIE - AWESOME!
Damn MK. It really isn't necessary to keep trying harder and harder to shock us. That was horrific
Ashlee is still trying to prove her boobs are as great as Jessica's in 2065.
WHORIFIC!
nicole richie gone wild
Flashdance 2040
New Orleans strippers finally surface
Anon 243 - You guys send me the nastiest pics. I was going to hold off on this till next week, but I couldn't help it! Next week will be more tame! Probably not, but let's say it will be!
Where on earth do you get these pics, MK???
its cause we are all nasty perverse people ok wait maybe thats just me...
I pray that this is fake.
eeeew
Attending the funeral of Paris Hilton was one time former friend Nicole Richie. When asked to speak Richie, 81, took off her blouse and yelled to the crowd, "you want to know why we were no longer friends? She said she had better tits than me!Well who is laughing now bitch!"
Glen now that was funny!
Jen leaks her own sex tape to dlisted.com!
Mary Kate Olsen FINALLY takes off the blanket....
Sadly, Donatella Versace realizes too late what skipping a dose of Botox will do to you....
MK: you have officially nauseated me. Who the fuck is this? Why did she do this? Why is she still alive? Why doesn't she have hair?
So many questions, so little time...
Ewwww that's worse than the grandma blowjob AND the tailpipe penis put together!
talk about freeze dried
EEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!! What the heck is wrong with you?!
how do you make an old lady even do that. when you have to raise your hands down unstead of up to touch your tits there is a problem!
Looking ahead to 2010, it is clear Kirsten Dunst is Gloria Good-Hag
glen 2:49 LMAO
Yodas wife outside divorce court.
"Hello...I am here to audition for the part of Tom Cruise's girlfriend."
Demi Moore grasps for her 'youth'
The new and improved King Tut exhibit.
OMFG!
It's Robert Blake. Case Closed.
Paris in ten years.
Cameron Diaz STILL refusing surgery!
Any of you guys want to add a pearl necklace to her already lovely collection?
Sorry!! I didn't realize this was a "Caption This"...
"Anna Nicole Smith shows her dessicated vagina after many years of Trimspa usage".
Girls Gone Wild, Geriatric Style!
Nana suddenly felt 50 years younger
after seeing Jake's ass in Jarhead.
Welcome to fuckamummy.com
What? You mean granny chic is out?
just because a girl like to dress fancy does NOT mean she's hookin'. now show some repec.
What Pamela Anderson would look like without her surgeries.
Mom?
Karl Lagerfeld, man about town.
Mary Kate still does Bohemian in 2065
I know, I know, I'll say it for you MK "I'd hit it"
Paris Hilton in 10 years.
Enrique Iglesias said that the worst part about his relationship with Anna Kournikova was flying to Moscow to meet her Grandmother. "Babushka's flirting made me very uncomfortable", recalled Enrique.
No, Grandma! I said show me the REST. The REST! Can you hear me Grandma?
Fergie decided against any plastic surgery procedures but swears by her 45spf and scarf.
Blanket Jackson becomes a porno star in 2050...now the world knows why Michael was covering her up all the time
Anna Wintour, the Crypt Keeper.
She looks like the granny crone in the bathtub scene from The Shining who makes out w Jack Nicholson.
Michael Jackson underneath it all
Accessories MAKE the woman!
Growing old Gotti
TARA!!!! For God's sake, Girl's Gone Wild was over like 50 years ago!
Joan Rivers. Please, we beg you. Put your clothes back on.
Chernobyl porn.
The scary shower woman from The Shining finds her fans on the internet.
(credit: DSS)
Mary Kate shows she is too edgy enough to play Brigid Berlin.
now i wish i hadnt eaten that eggroll.
It's clear that rehab didn't work for Kate Moss.
What do you mean spring break is over? How long was I passed out, dude? Shiiiit.
OMG! MY EYES! I clicked the link (of course)! MY EYES! MY EYES!
July 4, 2025; Bahrain; "Michael Jackson came out of retirement today to proudly show off the final results of his years of surgery, and to promote his new video; "Wrinkled Criminal".
His son, Blanket Jackson; who calls himself "The Princess of Poopie", accompanied Michael.
Madonna decides to update that Sex book she did in the 90's.
Just plain sick!
(with apologies to Sarcastic Bitch)
You sick twisted fuck. MK You have completely outdone yourself. You are dark-sided. You are twisted. You officially have a cult following.!!!!
Here's proof that Jackie Onassis faked her own death.
Nicole Richie six months from now.
Vogue reports: 'Nicole Richie and MK Olsen are truly cutting edge with Concentration Camp Chic, the Boho of 2006'
The Crypt Keeper Does Dallas
Shit, just clicked the NSFW pics.
I'm psychologically scarred for life. You'll be hearing from my lawyer.
One Night in Old Paris (insert French Accent)
On her Farewell Tour, Madonna shows the world she can still get Vogue and strike a pose.
margueritte perrin AFTER the gastric bypass surgery.
MY POOKIE:!!! OMG !! I THINK I JUST PEED MYSELF !!!!! You win!!
G-R-O-S-S!!!! Gah, thats just WRONG on every Level. Another time MK shows us the dark side of the Net...
OHMYGODOHMYGODOHMYGOD!!!!And now, when I need a shot of Jameson more than anything, I'm stuck at my desk...OHMYGOD!!
MMMMMMMM...InfoBitch...don't waste it. Can I hold you over my face and pretend you're a monkey?
I am pregnant and that just made me throw up!
I especially like the grey pallor of her skin that glows like dead cigarette ashes
The inspiration for the Grateful Dead's "Touch of Grey",
40 years later, Anna Nicole Smith takes out her boobie implants.
suckle this bitches!
OMFG that image is going to be permanently burned into my eyelids...here come the nightmares.
MMMMMMMM..Erin, don't waste it. Can I hold you over my head and pretend you're a Monkey?
Paris' body catches up to her labia
Ever since the flooding, the quality of girls flashing for beads at Mardi Gras has diminished dramatically.
ARRRRRGGGGHHHHHHH!!!
BLIND IM FUCKING BLIND!!!
That's my mother in law by the way..
Reminds me of that old Blondie song...Die Young Stay Pretty
I can't even think of a capture, but this picture makes me want to go straight
The Golden Girls revisited; 2025...Rosie O'Donnell comes out of the water closet.
OOPS ..sorry Douggie...I didn't see your previous entry re: mardi gras. My bad
(DAMN!! and I thought I was being so friggin' clever)
Love the beads
In order to drum up ticket sales for the upcoming biopic, studio execs leak photos confiming that Johnny Cash was indeed a woman.
Sony Music introduces the new CD insert for Marguerite Perrins' new Top 40 hit "Everything's Ungodly"
Thelma and Louise survived the crash.
Oh. My. God!!!
Eye bleach please. Oh, and some sleeping pills to get me through the nightmares. The true "Caption it" contest would have been the look on my face when I clicked on that link! Ahhh!
DON'T WISH YOUR GIRL FRIEND WAS HOT LIKE ME...
Seriously, guys...I have no morals or anything but im warning you now, don't click the not safe for work version if u just ate.
That can't be real
Demi get out of ma way,, I am cummin to get yurr man......... I heard he likes the kind of pussy I got..
Cyprus: I loved all the tracks on that Blondie album!! "Die Young, Stay Pretty" has always been my motto...
OH MY GOD! YOU HAVE RUINED MY DAY..........JUST JOKING, MAN.......but I will definitely need about 5 margaritas tonight, to erase that image!!
What is this......is this a person?
Just when I think, "He can't go any farther!" you do.
MK, you are one sick fvck. And we love you for it!
I heard Britney was washed up, but DAMN!
Even 50 years after doing "Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas" Johnny Depp could not give up those sexy glasses and the urge to show off his ass.
Nicole Richie finally does playboy
There goes everything I ate in the last 10 years...
Year 2200, Archaeologist working in Southern Calif dig through the rubble of Los Angeles, long buried after years of earthquakes. They uncover an ancient woman and as they begin their scholarly study and photos, to their horror, she begins to pose and pertly informs them she is Anna Nicole Smith.
What Joan Rivers Would Look Like
Without Surgery
jillisullivan omg i cant stop laughing!!
55 years after the firt one Paris Hilton's latest sex tape is leaked. Thats soooo not hot!
"diet and exercise, honey."
I WOUNT MA GAWD AN I WOUNT MA FAMLE!
Hot Slut of the Month at the Sunset Hills Retirement Community.
Breaking news: Pictures of Demi Moore taken by Ashton Kutcher on their 10-year-anniversary have been linked on the web.
In the words of Patty of the Simpsons, there goes the last lingering thread of my heterosexuality.
Paris Hilton circa 2010
My god. it's my own fault though, for clicking the nsfw version. I've got to give you snaps for managing to always find the worst photos in the world, EVAR.
WOW, I just instantly turned Gay.
Michael Jackson was unexpectedly on camera during his morning stroll.
The Jerry Springer show hits a new low.
...oh, man, I just clicked the link. .... I literally gagged.
...I, for one, figuratively gagged....
A screenshot from the final boss level in Resident Evil 5: Ultimate BioWeapon.
Cheezits Cripes!! Can it be, that this woman was a horny slut back in her day; perhaps 1915??? Or was she converted, in her later days, by Jack Daniels, Mary Jane, or dementia of another source? The pessimist in me says extreme Jack; the optimist says extreme Mary; and the realist says extreme maturity. THIS...is why I never want to get old!
see?? Ambiguity is the first sign!
Ewwww!!! Michael!! lol
Here is the first picture ever of Mary Kate Olsen without her beloved Starbucks.
Er Doc to Nicole Richie: "We told you to stop giving yourself those enemas 10 times a day!!
A Starbucks Lifestyle- Ms. Richie goes public about what has helped sustain her hollywood figure.
Holy. Paris. Hilton.
I never want to have sex again.
A 98yr old Lindsay Lohan had her breast implants removed today..not that she wanted to, but she ran over the right one with her wheelchair...
(Holy Mother of Pearl this is going to give me nightmares..)
Does this make me look fat?
Uh this is what happenes in nursing homes,some felon taking care of your Grandma made her do this disgusting shit
holy fuckin shit, this is someone's grandma right here..damn, she's hardcore
They told me Serbian chicks were hot but, damn, I didn't know "hot" meant boiled, grey meat. Oh well, that's eastern-european cooking.
COL brent 652
Goldie Hawn, "This is your Life!"
I only wish that I will look like that in 70 years. That's some hot shit.
The bead necklaces add a dash of elegance and sophistication.
"Hello, I'm Nancy Reagan."
This is what JLo looks like without makeup on.
Nicole gets the last laugh when her career lasts longer than Paris's
rofl. it's like gravity took over.
I'm forwarding this to everyone on my buddy list disguised as a porn link. I will not have any friends tomorrow. It will be worth it.
This is why, in Arab nations, they make the women wear the FULL burka, not just the hajib.
oh my god. michael, you are starting to freak me out. lol.
Sharon Osbourne without makeup. The reason Ozzy took drugs in the first place
"Fifteen hundred dollars for a leather bustier? I didn't care--it lifts and separates!!!"
What I love too, is that Granny will spread em and shake it like a Polaroid picture, but yet demurely keeping her pearls on, and her head covered.
They don't make em like that anymore!!!!
Mike 7:40 you need to win for,, best comment LOL Sharon has gotten to be the biggest bitch ever.. she has gone to the dark side 
DARKSIIIIDDDEDDD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Why oh why did I have to see that? And why did I scream and tell others they had to see it too?
Rose from Titanic replicates her poses found in the safe on the ship...
wrong
Granny Esther Kabollocks (Madonna) strikes a pose for her lastest promotion for Confessions of Crack Whore.
Wow, I'm a nurse, and I've seen more poon than any man out there, and that is the NASTIEST old lady poon EVER!
my EYES and the seering pain in my brain!
screw the contest, this is hot slut of our fucking lives.
OMFG!!!!
I should have heeded the warning but no, like a trainwreak I had to look.
If ever the statement "I threw up a little bit in my mouth" rang true, it would be now.
Please don't let me get old! Please please....50 will be it for me okay?
i vote dougie
Striptease II
i can't eat. but i cant help looking at these pictures every three hours to make sure they are still there.
MK... have my babies. I want 11.
Holy Shit MK you didn't tell us there was more than just the blurry bit. I think I am going to vomit.
How Paris Hilton helps the hurricane Katrina victims...by going incognito with her scarf, ugly sunglasses and no make up on to offer up herself and give the locals a taste of milk and fish.
Why oh Why oh WHY!!!
Are you wearing some unusual kind of perfume, or something radioactive, my dear?
- That thing is virtually made out of stone!
- Help it. Treat it!
- I'm a doctor, not a bricklayer!
Johnson and Johnson unveils their new KY Jelly spokesmodel with the slogan: Taint no pussy too dry for KY!
A blonde went into a world wide message center to send a message to her mother overseas. When the man told her it would cost $300, she exclaimed:
"I don't have any money. But I'd do ANYTHING to get a message to my mother".
The man arched an eyebrow (as we would expect). "Anything?" he asked.
"Yes, yes, anything" the blonde promised.
"Well then, just follow me" said the man as he walked towards the next room. The blonde did as she was told and followed the man. "Come in and close the door" the man said. She did. He then said, "Now get on your knees". She did. "Now take down my zipper". She did. "Now go ahead ...take it out..." he said. She reached in and grabbed it with both hands... then paused. The man closed his eyes and whispered "Well ... go ahead".
The blonde slowly brought her mouth closer to it and while holding it close to her lips, tentatively said...........
"Hello. Mom, can you hear me?"
can't touch this, babababababa!
Who the hell is giving her a Brazillian wax?
OMG OMG OMG why do I still click things?
The year is 2070 and Ryan Star heard that reality TV was making a comeback.
In the middle picture on the left it looks like someone cut the trunk off a Snuffleupagus.
Thank God the technology was never created for computers to have Scratch and Sniff!
Mother Teresa was so close to being sainted....but unfortunately some old Mardi Gras photos of her surfaced.
Omg. I'm not touching the NSFW button link.
"MK Olsen in 20 years time."
your getting really out of hand with these ...
thats bad.
I think we know which cave Osama has been hiding in.
When promoting her latest sex-tape, Paris Hilton begins to regret all those years naked sunbathing.
Katie Holmes regrets listening when Tom Cruise told her that vitamins and exercise would keep her young.
Proof that reading D-Listed can suck the life out of you.
Nicole Richie before airbrushing.
Lose weight now. Ask me hoe. Herbalife.
Oops, "how". Who put the "e" so close to the "w" on my keyboard?
And taken right from today's headlines:
Paris braces for holiday unrest
This is not what anyone expected when Lauren Hutton agreed to pose nude.
Anna Nicole Smith in 30 years. "Do you like my body now?" lmao
Holy Jumping Jesus! My eyes!!! Make it go away!
It looks like the psycho-hag that floats the net, calling people names. I pictured her to look like this.
bring back the skank! i msut share the NSFW with others!
What's the url for the naked pix of granny? The url on the page has changed for the new caption contest.
M.K. bring back granny, I havn't emailed the pic to everyone On my shit list yet!!! Please...
I love how u guys want him to bring her back lmao u crack me up.
Damn! That Ricki Lake really has lost weight. Go Ricki, Go Ricki!
7:25 you are on everybodys shit list already skank.
anon12:26, *yawn*.
paula go to bed if your going to post yawn. How fucking lame.
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