That face! That hairdo! WTF!
first!
Mk I like the way you think. I hate J-Ho with a passion.
Holy shit! What is going on with this look? ??????? She has lost her mind and I blame Marc Anthony. He probably gave her a labotomy.
Hey J Ho, the stepford wives remake already happened
good god, she looks HEINOUS. I never thought she was good looking anyway (except back in her Selena days, when she at least looked human) but this is fucking vomitous. That granny hair - whew. Nude lips are fugly too. Somebody needs to handcuff her with her stupid earrings and throw her into a lake.
Get a new stylist! Immediately! Who did your hair & make-up? A mortitian? Seek help. Oh yeah she totally has a stinky pussy.
I think she put concealer on her eyebrows!!! Ha ha.
OMG, she looks like one of those latex masks MK posted a few weeks ago!
here's a girl with a lot of $$$ and no fashion sense whatsoever...she gives us leo girls a fuckin bad rap- she looks like my jewish grandmother
that hairdo is like barbara harris from freaky friday (the 1976 version)!
It's almost as if she's channeling Flo from Mel's Diner. Why do people think nude lipstic is hot? It makes you look like a cadaver.
She looks like Dean Wormers' wife from National Lampoon's Animal House when she comes to the frat party no shit
Dark Sided...You're right! Praise JEEEZZZZUUUUUSSS!!!
Her Face looks like its caked with foundation! Gross you should no better JLo
JHo haters unite!!!
WOW she looks bad.
c'mon Michael she douched before she went out....
with oil from her husband's hair ewwww LOL
maybe she is auditioning for the role
of Jimmy Smits' wife and foster mother of Princess Leah in the Star Wars TV series?
Bertha I hear you, as a Latina I am seriously offended by her.
I hate the way she uses people to gain popularity.
I hate her Diva behavior and the way she tries to act as if she is modest.
And I hate her no talant career, honestly can you tell me why she is even famous?
Why, why WHY is Miss Lopez channeling Joan Crawford???
She's with those dark siders Dolce and Gabbanas. They styled her for this hellacious look.
The Dark Side Rules.... Cyprus!!!
Dean Wormer's wife. Good call !
Her face... she ... she's Duff-ish!
The hair is very Strangers-With-Candy.
I'm not seeing the yellow though, MK. Maybe it's just your eyes readjusting to too-white foundation via the spray-on tans? Anything *other* than orange skin is odd now, isn't it?
::sings the Oompa Loompa song::
Honey needs some lipgloss...and some fake eyelashes, too.
Are we sure this isn't from Madame Tussant's?
*passing some much needed lip gloss to jlo* Didnt she read JLH's beauty tip? Bonnie Bell lip glose 2.97, lasts forever...apparently she missed that memo..
Dark Sided nailed it... also, where tf is her husband??
The worst thing you can possibly say to J.Lo...."damn bitch, you lookin' OLD!"
is anyone surprised? that devil she's married to has sucked the life out of her. she's over.
Jeez, her eyes look soulless. Please, someone get that bitch some lip gloss or something!!!
Pix! I'm a Latina too, I feel embarrassed by this piece of trash. I'd rather see someone with real talent in her place.
LIPSTICK, PLEASE!
she looks horrid! I think she's trying for a Sophia Loren look here... well, she failed.
Umm...how do you know about her pussy?
LOL
She looks like Angie Dickinson circa 1963.
The object is "first" and funny. Sorta like when the chocolate bar fell in the peanut butter jar.
They go together, but not everybody knows it.
She's sooooo overwith. Her days in the sun are fading and she's in a panic for sure. What a total nothing she was and still is!!! Looking like a matron in a 1940's Nightclub now.
Me no like
ugh! Lose the hair helmet Jennifer.
I'll bet it smells...Like tacos and burritos.
I think she's trying to pull off an Audrey Hepburn look. Hey JHo...Quit trying to be Wh---. You coconut wannabe.
Marc Anthony is The Grim Reaper....and yes, he does SUCK!!!!!
Damn she's turned fug.
She's wearing WAY too much foundation. She kinda looks like that old lady Cameron Diaz lived with in Something About Mary.
Why does she have a Valley of the Dolls hairdo and the makeup to match?
Anon I don't see the yellow either. My complaints are she looks like she is going to a costume party and her neck and face are different colors.
Man, I thought you were going to tell me she was deevorced again.
She is looking incredibly like a Duff Sister - and honey, that ain't a compliment
I LOVED Strangers with Candy!
Now I like this look a lot better! Thanks.
Do you think she asked her stylist, "I'm thinking.... something special..... something Angie Dickinsen-ish.... except... much HARDER. That's IT! Bigger, harsher, harder! And then fug it up a little more!"
Of COURSE her pussy smells. She has that vampire's baby juice fermenting inside it.
At least she's not "singing"
i wonder if she looked in the mirror before leaving.....she looks like shit
She's gone way ugly since she got with Mark Anthony.
SHe looks like my grandma did back in the 50's.
Whats the deal with the 60's style fake eyelashes lately? They're rarely glamorous, in fact they age your face by like 10 years.
Marc Anthony wants her to look as dead and shitty as he does!
i just tried on a pair of this bitch's shoes at a department store last night. i am still trying to recover from the pain of the cheap stitching. i was sure your caption was about her shitty shoe line.
Ummm...have you seen her husband? They should start a cosmetics company to market their signature "mask of death" foundation color. I'm sure it would be a big hit =)
WTF??? Is she trying to pull off a 60's retro look? Or is she trying to be the Latina Donna Reed? Either way, it's not working for her. This is the fugiest she's ever looked. She needs to quit letting Marc pick out her clothes and makeup. He just wants her to look awful so he doesn't look so dead standing next to her.
Her face looks like Hillary Duff.
Has J-Lo even *DONE* anything lately? Why do I care she is making appearances? Seriously, clothing line aside...what has she done for us lately?
Icheewawa! I can't confirm the odor of her pussy simply from this picture, but I can say with confidence that that hair is wrong on a myriad of levels. I think she's trumped her prior ram horns hairstyle with this one.
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