How cute. She made a paperclip necklace in school today.
p.s. Is it just me, or does Tom's face look slightly bit different. I think he's had some work recently.
He did that to Nicole too. I think its a sign of ownership. He is such a little Napoleon. Damn but he's short!
LA, yeah I thought that too. When he was interviewing with Matt,he had very tired looking bags under his eyes.
He's either had work done or got some major sleep. Or maybe its those wonderful Scieno vitamins?
I'm disguasted!
i don't know what to talk about with this guy. scientology?, gay?, gay scientologists? what?! sham marriage?, pay offs?,what does oprah know? whose baby? what does rob thomas' wife know? what about that pilot in chicago? so many questions.
LA, I thought the exact same thing!! He looks uhmmm different.
he just looks like he's gained weight. his face looks fuller. age might be catching up with him too.
Katie is so skanky her teeth are all over the place and she has this big mole onher ass! She is an Alien!
Tom definitely looks different. He's always gonna be fugly though. Katie's titties scream 5 months pregnant. What a fuckin slut! If you look at pics of her in the white dress at Oprah's Legends Ball you can see the start of a baby bump too and that was in May i think? i bet she's even further than 5 months!
He's holding the alien inside so it won't gnaw it's way out.
LA - Paper clip necklace?! LOL, I totally just noticed that!
so weird...
she is starting to look like tom cruise
Ouuu, TC does look different !
He's looking much like our loverly Liberace !
I have no comment on this Katie with the messed up grill or the alien fetus supposedly growing inside her . I am just mesmerized by Tom's face !
He's trying to keep the pillow from falling out.
Think Tom overdid it a little with the blush. And, black dinner jacket with black shirt and black tie... ookayy, it's not a funeral, man, whatever.
Is that Courtney Love in the second pic?
he's possesive, thats why. same reason he always leads kate my her hand and shoulder, dragging her around like a little child.
It's trying to erupt from her stomach and sing, "Hello Dolly," but he's pushing it back in.
Is it just me or is Tom in "Prom Pose?"
is it bad that i like her and think she's cute? i wish she and brit-brit would dump their men and go back 2 being sweet girls.
GA-ROSSS!!!!
Looks like a magician's tux, sick fucks. That pic must be from the sick ass Scientology "award" ceremony. I need to go shower with Lava soap and try to feel clean.
I heard it's a scientology method where the male is supposed to generate good ohmak vibes and transfer them through the stomach lining of the mother.
Tom is wearing more makeup than Katie.
I saw them on TV last night - when they were getting their photos taken he wouldn't stop kissing her. It was so wrong. You could tell she was totally not in to it. She kept looking around when there lips were locked. It was gross.
They are so disgusting. He is totally creepy. Can you imagine how scary their private life is? I am going to be ill.
No one will be shocked when the little alien pops out in a couple of months. Then Tom and Katie can get on their spaceship and leave our planet.
He looks like a guy who just realized he hates the chick he knocked up and she loooooves him more than ever and they were asked to pose for family pictures. Could that "smile" be any more forced?
His face is screwed up.
He is totally wearing pink lipgloss! Oy, it's so close to seeing her pregnant boob...I'm scared
ohmygod. i thought this was a "caption this" contest. you guys are truly hilarious. i missed my dlisted all week. thanks for the laughs!
bekah it matches his mind. I wonder if the pod people wear space costumes and shit when they are not in public? The only good Alien is Alf, the rest can go to hell 
"He's holding the alien inside so it won't gnaw it's way out."
Pumbaa (aka Clamzilla)
Ha ha ha!
omg, his face is sooo like, "y am i here???"
"It's jerk an' baster an' I helped!"
I'm sure it wouldn't be too hard to do a T.C. version of that Paris picture (where all the pictures are lined up and then animated to show how similar they all are) I mean, he's only got 3 different facial expressions.
He looks gayer than Liberace in that suit! God help that poor child. Maybe someday Katie and Margaret Perrin can trade spouses and Margaret can save the poor thing.
I can hear his bullshit gushing now after the baby is born. Get ready for some serious stomach turning crap in a few months.
I am so ill looking at the both of them, UUUGHHHHH
But who does he look like? Its driving me nuts. This could be a "Seperated At Birth" pic but who is it?
These two make me yearn for the more innocent days of Michael J and Lisa Marie, those two crazy kids. If those two crazy cats couldn't make it, who can?
His face does look weird. I guess he will claim it's all because of the vitamins. I'm so sick of these two. I used to feel sorry for Katie being so naive, but then I got to thinking, she made her bed (plus the money and future income she's secured with this baby) let her lie in it and scream silently.
Yeee hawww.
Its getting closer. Check out my homepage for a baby pic of the little thing baking in her craw.
Tom, you starfucker you.
The alien's gonna pop up soon!!!
She's got that sourpuss lemondrops Renee Zellweger face in the last picture. Has that replaced the Paris Pose as being the "in" thing to do? Oh, my bad. I think it's the I've-been-sucking-on-Tom's-stinkswithotherguyjizz-
dick face.
he looks horrible
She's towering over him just like Nicole did, he must like tall women or that's just his luck.
Oh wow.
they are so cute,
but hes so old. hes sucking her youth and making at-home vials and injects them up his Iris
that first picture is Very Jesus.
that is a really crap dress on her
11:26(AM) You have a bad mouth. Do you like anybody other than Jen A.? That bitch is just about history.
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