shes going to die ala karen carpenter .
MK I totally thought this book was about her life but it's not! She's actually trying to put out a "novel". Dumb bitch! She should stick to what she's good at, not eating and concealing undereye bags.
Its like Pam Anderson's "novel". Just a thinly veiled story of Nicole's life but changed enough so no one can sue. You just know she's got a Paris Hilton charcter in there who will be the mother of all skanks.
Hell no, I won't be buying this. But MK, you go ahead and then report back for us ok?
AAhhh yes, the "somewhat loosely but really totally based on a true life story" novel. there BETTER be a blond whore with manhands and feet somewhere in it goofy!
Totally ghost-written. Duh.
I know Sarah! I totally thought it was about her life but then I read she was trying to be the next Jackie Collins.
LA - It's beyond ghost-written.
MK, get it from the library, if it ever makes it in there. Don't pay for that shit.
dont bother reading it...let me tell you what happens...
here goes..."hi my name is nicole "rat face" richie. i used to be a junkie and now i'm just crackhead thin. um...you know...once an addict always an addict. i have no talent except of my totally awesome ability to be thin and funny, i'm the funny and skinny one...i'm a triple threat...
then...i get married and die during my honeymoon...because my husband saw me naked and that confirmed it...
I AM A DEAD DOG!!!
the end
What the hell are those pictures? She looks like some bug-eyed alien. She shoulda called it "The Truth about Area-51." What does that title meam anyways? Maybe it's a book about geology. Yeah, that's it.
And now I know why people "write" these kinds of books: because people like you, MK, buy them. Nooo, stop the insanity!
12:50 - Good point. If you *must* read this, get it secondhand or from the library or something. It will probably go to paperback in about 7 minutes.
I think that this shit sucks. There are tons of people out there trying to break into legitimate writing, and she gets a book deal because she is Lionel's daughter. BOO!
she looks like she's trying to cover up a zit on her left cheek
Would you slow down to look at a car crash? Yes!
But no, I work at B&N and you can't believe all the teenyboppers in there buying the book.
She should of released this book in about 2 years.. then she can talk bout her anorexia aswell. id buy that shit. I wana kno wat the FUK she is thinking she actually looks disgusting
The ballerina pic looks like a seven year old.
The Question is "who isnt going to read this?" c'mon u know its totally about her life. She could tell the public till shes blue in the face thats its totally not about her, but it soo is!!! A girl named chloe who is a rock star's daughter who is batteling with addiction and is just out of rehab who has a fake hotel heiress attention whore freind, who steals all of chloes light. Sounds like a little hotel heiress that weve all come to know and love. Hits a little too close to home, i think!!!
She has odd, alien fingers.
Book Description
In her electrifying first novel, Nicole Richie tells the sensational story of Chloe Parker, a rock royalty princess and a card-carrying member of Hollywood's inner circle. At the age of seven, Chloe was adopted by a music superstar and his wife, transforming her life from rags to riches. What followed was a wild childhood distinguished by parties with movie stars and rock idols, run-ins with the press and the police, and a subsequent stint in rehab.
Suddenly Chloe shoots to instant fame as a spokesmodel for a national ad campaign. When her long-lost birth father appears out of nowhere and her best friend betrays her, she must struggle to keep it all together -- her sobriety, her friendships, and her integrity despite the betrayals of those around her. Ultimately, Chloe comes spectacularly into her own, achieving stardom in her own right and finding true love.
Through the eyes of the captivating Chloe and the talented voice of Nicole Richie, we are given a no-holds-barred look at Hollywood's new elite, behind the velvet ropes, inside star-studded premieres and parties. Whether they're doing the "circuit" (begin with shopping at Barneys New York, Marni, and Fred Segal, then end with the grilled vegetable salad at the Ivy), or ending up on the front page of your favorite weekly magazine, Chloe Parker and her fellow A-listers never fail to dazzle, their larger-than-life dramas more riveting than any reality show.
I totally want to read this. It's going to be so crappy. I can't wait
The picture with the pink ballet outfit cracks me up!
wait a minute. does her fan base even read? does she even have a fan base? whaaaa...
well that book description WOULD sound half decent were it not written by Nicole Richie. You know her character is gonna come out looking good, not crack addicted or anorexic whatsoever.
Hell yes! I am going buy and read this shit!
I love books like this but I'm researching romance novels and have a pile of crap that's waist high to read aready! I still own my Amy Fisher autobiography I got at the dollar store years ago!
Is it wrong that I got moderately excited to think it was about her life?
If not merely for the point of reading it so that I could mock her. Does anyone notice that her hair in the picture on the cover totally looks like a Paris hairdo but with more eye makeup...
i wont read it,
i saw her on tv she looks terrible so sick,she needs help
Why is she touching her face in all those photos? To make sure she's still there?
The back covers of her book look TERRIBLE, TOTALLY TERRIBLE.
& this is definitely ghost-written, although i think she might had just contributed ideas for the ghost writer to write in the book.
I would buy it just for the pretty, glam pictures.
Is that ballerina shot on the back cover? Why would she put that there? It looks so silly.
"tuna-fish that she yacked up"
I had a dream once where I was Paris Hilton and I threw up tuna fish.
i read it... in a day.. it was better than expected!
Ballerina girl the joy you bring me
Every day and night
Holding you tight
How I’ve waited for your love
Sometimes I’ve wondered
If you’d ever come my way
Now that I’ve finally found you
This is where my heart will stay
-Lionel's song for her
Im reading it, and its pretty awesome. At least she writes the way she talks - its such a trip trying to figure out which celebrities are who since shes changed all the names, but she gives out lil' hints . Loves it.
I'll buy it for the gossip and the total slam on PH which she deserve. But for all the chicken haters...NR went to a very expensive school and she does have a brain, same as PH. They're working and making more money then all of us by developing a whole new avenue in show business. The reality celeb that all they do is pose, shop and sell the Good life.
i got the book and its not too bad. simone westlake is modeled after paris and its pretty funny, it talks about how she "accidentally" left her cell phone with topless pictures and simone's "night vision skin flicks"
omg i can't decide what picture is scarier. i heard that simone=paris thing too.
Are you kidding me? I'm SO totally reading this book. I think the pic of her on the back cover all cracked out with the champagne bottles and teary-mascara face is SUPER hot. But I'm sick like that.
Just bought it on Saturday...read about 40 pages...meh...we'll see!
6:07 probably cause you been eating pussy. Perez is cool. Nicole looks better than Paris.
I'm sorry, anon5:20, but I think you're wrong.
For one thing, just because you went to an expensive school doesn't make you smart. Dubya went to Yale, after all.
These people were born into a life of privilege that has allowed them opportunities that wouldn't be afforded them otherwise.
And that's all there is to it.
It took a week to write because this "novel" is about 12 pages long. The book is double-spaced and printed in hugely-sized font. I guess the publishers think this will fool the general public into thinking she wrote an actual book-length book, not a freshman year survey class term paper-length book.
Looks like storm outta the xmen
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