omg MK, a cum fart...that's so disgustingly awesome
ummm...cum fart??...ewwwww
MI5 RULE!!!
I never said there was anything pretty about a cum fart!
when he sees these pics he'll know how we feel about him.
uh, from that first pic, cum farts looks painful.
I soooo want Jesse
these pics are cute.
OMG it's Kenny Chesney in the red shirt!
speaking of cum farts,
Metcalfe's face says: "I gambled on a queef, and lost."
These photos shows why I hate the human race.
I'm sure this shirt is directed at Eva Longoria.
he's totally packin in the 2nd pic
he's lovely! is that some kind of girlfriend or just a crazy fan?
Sick!!! Cum fart!! EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
oooh wakka3 i'm glad you pointed that out...i scrolled past too fast the first time through
I am going to puke! That is the sickest thing I've ever heard!!! The female version is vile enough!!ARGGHHHHHHHH blacchhhhh
OMG cum fart! I am pissing my pants over here. Thanks for the laugh. ::::makes mental not to use term in future jokes::::
Ah! I see he got the t-shirt I sent him. Obviously didn't get the point though.
Cum fart...that is one of the grossest things of all time. You should get a Pullitzer prize MK
Who the fuck is Jesse Metcalf?
I'd fuck him with no lube...yum
btw...any truth to the story that the guy in the red shirt is Jesse's lover? He's always with Jesse in just about every situation and he does have gay spelled all over him.
Eva's Dildo - That guy does have gay spelled all over him. But he creeps me out. But he's probably totally an alpha top
Holy shit, that guy in the red is missing a coupla chromosomes.
How did Jesse know what I'm thinking about him and put it on a shirt?
That girl has a biiiiiiig mouth. And isn't that the guy from Limp Bizkit behind them?
He's getting a little soft around the middle. I see what they mean about his manboobs now.
Why does he remind me of a totally nelly mexican drag queen? I mean, we know he's not mexican, right?
Cum fart is brilliant! Love it....
And I've seen JM quite a bit at my gym in LA and he packs a really nice package! He got dressed next to me once and I couldn't help but take a peek and he will not disappoint!
He also looks much leaner in person, and I did not get the gay vibe from him. Wish I did...I'd hit it in a heartbeat, but just wasn't there...
We have all kinds of the gays in South Dakota, thank you very much! And they are significantly less groomed in the eyebrow region than Jesse Metcalfe.
He looks like he'll make a good sex-toy though.
well pixie you again. you would make a sick sex toy. you and your 50 names.
have fun talking to yourself. bye
LOL @ the guy in the red. What's that facial expression about?
It's the chaw under his lip.
Hey! That was me that gave JESSE the cum fart!!! he had a tight ass!!!
I love that baseball cap, anyone familiar with that label? Oh, and whoever said he's packin' in that second pic-- you need to get out more often, THAT's not packin'!
Nevermind, just googled and found it.
oh yeah, he's so gay when he's clearly hanging all over that chick. whoever wrote this is a fucktard.
Jesse Metcalfe is NOT gay. I can't speak for his friend in the red shirt. People need to see past Jesse's obvious good-looks and not assume that all gorgeous guys are gay. In Jesse's case, you are WAY OFF BASE with the gay label. You probably wish that he was gay, but...sorry...wrong guy on this call.
Omg! I canned myself ova here! A cum fart! Classic!
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