Their shoes are HOTT!
Rest of their getups, yah just do not get it.
Is Ashley hiding Nachos under her "dress?"
They look like they're auditioning for Les Miserables.
They look so stupid... Like there in some crazy cult or something!
Sorry MK still looks like Mrs. Roper. It's the color of her hair.
Why does it look like Ash is straddling an invisible horse in the first pic? Not a flattering pose at all!
they are hot!
They look like to orphans from the broadway production of Annie:
"It's the hard knock life for us...."
I WANT THEIR SHOES!!
Mary-Kate resembles Katie Couric.
Almost brushed my hair,
Happened before a premiere.
It's gettin' kinda scraggly,
About hygiene, I'm kinda cavalier.
But I didn't, and I wonder why,
I feel like letting my split ends fly.
And I feel like a deer in some headlights.
Must be because I'm worth lotsa money,
And I'm feeling out of sorts, kinda funny.
It increases my paranoia,
Like looking in my rearview mirror and seeing paparazzi.
But I'm not giving in an inch to hair,
There's too many knots for the brush to tear.
My doe-eyed stare becomes a maniacal glare.
When I finally get myself together,
Wait, that's never going to happen, soon my skin'll be leather.
I'll go find a place inside to vomit.
Purging food like Halley's Comet.
I feel like a deer in some headlights.
Why does anyone need such a large handbag at a party? Is she stealing food?
Remember that episode of I Love Lucy when Lucy and Ethel wore burlap dresses? They're channeling Lucy and Ethel!
atleast MK's face looks halfway human. But still...what is it with these bitches? Somebody get them some gift certificates.
ash would be great if she was wearing a form-fitting dress. that tater sack is making my imagination run wild.
such an obscure song to parodize. Too bad. Coulda been funny
What happened to the Caption contest???
why is it the skinnier they are the more they wear fat girl clothing?
the one on the left looks totally bow-legged.
The eye make-up ruins both their potential good looks.
look like raccoons
LOL, I totally thought of the Lucy episode where they wore burlap sacks!!
Not an obscure song for me. I thought that parody was hysterical. It fits them perfectly. What would you prefer, Celine Dion?
they spend millions to look like piece of shit.No style, no taste,totally useless pair of midgets.
You are right on the money Pandemonium!
ash is hot as hell! check out those legs. yowza! that's what i'm talkin' bout.
nope. Don't know her music. I think that the Crosby song was too obscure for people to know the original words to. You see, THAT'S the connection. You have to know the original words to "get" the parody.
obviously, you're the author. I meant no insult. I love parodies and do them myself; have for years.
oops!! haha my new nom-de-keyboard just got blown! (wish it were me), so, that'll learn me!
FMouie, you haven't said one funny thing on these comments yet. When did you become the arbiter of humor?
So I come to someone's defense, and that makes me the author? You are silly. There are baby boomers on here as well as you disaffected X'ers. Most boomers will know CSN&Y, and not consider them obscure. Even without knowing the song, that is a damn funny stand-alone poem. (Note: Not the author, just thought it was cute)
So, you use two ID's, yet you project that on others. What a silly person.
Thanks for defending me, but it was just a weak moment of inspiration. I DO find most of today's "music" obscure. What exactly is musical about rap. anyway?
oic SKANK. You've been monitoring ALL my comments? When did YOU become the class-room monitor? I was making a comment to somebody else, not you douchebag. And, I wasn't being mean, just commenting. I'm guessing SKANK is your name for a reason. Bite me fuckface and lick my nutsuck, SKANK.
They just rolled outta bed, cut up their sheets, and went out. They like that greasy, last night make-up look.
maybe they're hiding another set of lipo scars...
I'm well past the age of "Xers" genuflection. How would I even recognize that it was obscure otherwise?
I reiterate; I was not criticizing, just making a comment that I did NOT know the words. I didn't say it was bad.
This is totally ridiculous; defending my simple comment to idiots. Fuck ya's all.
as far as multiple names go, it was an exercise in "fun". I certainly wasn't running for president with it. So fuck ya on that point as well.
Well, I picked the name myself, it was not thrust upon me. Here I thought you were a broad. You must be like half a fag, then. I wouldn't say I monitored all your comments, but I've seen enough to know you are not funny. You certainly devolved into debasing yourself rather quickly. Hurry, change into another identity to get back at me! Just don't forget to switch back. Ha ha.
These two are Cabbage Patch dolls in disguise, right? - On second thought - maybe they're Garbage Pail Kids.
Your exact quote: "Too bad. Coulda been funny." Let's see. The opposite of funny is unfunny. Unfunny = bad. So you did say it was bad. You really turn angry so quickly. Perhaps you and all your other identities should seek professional help. And what is a man in his fifties doing lurking on this site, anyway?
no they're TROLL DOLLS in disguise
http://grangran8.tripod.com/
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I think Mary Kate's pretty.
And hanging out with "idiots"?
Why do they smile like that?
FMouie is a Troll with many disguises. Ha ha.
don't trash csn&y, (okay maybe y), or you'll have to deal with me.
HAHAHA You have the unmittigated gaul and audacity to judge anybody's humor? You claim to recognize my own "debasing"? So, SKANK is not a debasing term? And, it was self imposed? Obviously, you are a really well thought out individual and, apparently, you must certainly recognize your skankiness before all others. And, I'm supposed to be insulted by your comments? hahaha
ok. Here's my joke....
SKANK!!!
Funny enough for you? I'm sure you got a chuckle when you dubbed yourself SKANK.
After reading your "scathing" comments, and so articulately expressed, "wit"; I can certainly see how funny YOU are.
Who do you write for, Pat Robertson?
I agree, CSN&Y rock, and are anyhing but obscure!
So, you can't help yourself. Please learn the English language before posting again. Skank is a rhythmic dance performed to reggae or ska music, characterized by bending forward, raising the knees, and extending the hands. The word is spelled "unmitigated". The sentence should read, "For whom do you write...." I could go on, but I fear your anger has manifested itself in cat mutilation by now.
I wasn't judging anybody's humor, I was judging "a nobody's" humor.
^ so jealous of beauty. We noticed you made up new names. If you keep causing havoc at other sites we will list all your old and new names. Hell lady its Friday you don't have a life.
Jolie can't help she is gorgeous, like you can't help your ugly as sin with 60 names here.
Wow, go bitches go. It looks like Skank is in the lead...... This is too funny. We all need to get a life, apparently. Thanks MK!
Michael K. ! I have hot exclusive pictures of butt nekkid Dutch D-Listers !
Check them out on my website and email me if you'd like to put them up (un-edited of course).
Billy
pixiecaf changed her names WTF?
oh, brother. Bring on all the phony pseudonyms you can bring your tiny brain to conjure up. Nobody here is making ME laugh, OR back down with fear. Mental midgets like you are a joke.
Genuflect (IF you even know what that means); I meant it would have been funnier if people recognized the reference you were making.
My "anger" was directed at assholes who jump in the middle with an insult without reason, such as SKANK was doing. And, I'm not convinced that there isn't subterfuge involved with the rat's nest of individuals who've jumped on this bandwagon.
And, I didn't realize that this was an age-specific site? Now, we have age to be concerned with? hahah Fucking retards. I hardly consider this "lurking". And, "lurking" is what a 50 yr old does? And all others are...what? NOT lurking? Fucking brainless morons.
What? Are classes out today? Go back to your Barbies and Kens or X-boxes or whatever else you kiddies play with when you're not here pestering adults.
MK your posters are getting restless almost time for happy hour,,, get out people go have a drink !!!!!!!!!!!!!
be happy and stop bickering this is a computer!!!!
OK, angry dude. For the last time. I did NOT do the parody. I just thought it was funny and came to the author's defense. Your anger and paranoia towards me are misguided. I only called you silly AFTER you got angry. My first post was not an attack on you at all. When you went off half-cocked, which apparently is half your problem, I defended myself. Look above, and you will see it's true. And Skank was wrong, you are funny. I'm just not certain it is in a HAHA way. (Not affiliated with any other poster)
I think this is hysterical. Of course, I am already drinking. I hope Mouie doesn't live nearby, because he is about to go postal.
I'm sorry I wrote the song parody. Is it too late to detract it?
Burlap is the new black.
But that aside, they look pretty good for once. Except, the one on the left, in white, did she arrive at the event on horseback or something? Her legs are wayyyy apart.
It's Bananas!
wow... those are some ROOTS!
Hello. AA here. Not connected to any other names. I think Angelina Jolie is beautiful too. My name is an homage to just one body part of hers that I would like to visit repeatedly. Is there a full moon?
I'm loving those Christian Louboutin shoes they're wearing. 
I totally can't make out thier shoes! It's too dark. How come everyone can see em but meeeeeeeeee
deep breath AHHHH its Friday.... happy hour is upon us,,, real people remember them...??? not computers? I am leaving work soon... you do the same..
party time.... no fights... OK?
real people.. not a screen LOL..
real voices not the ones in your head 
)) its Friday
When are they going to teach the girls to walk in high heels? Tonight, on a very special "Full House", Danny clones Michelle, ages her, then dresses her funny to ruin any potential sex life she may have. He wanted no chance at a replay of the DJ the BJ incident.
GENUFLECT...I am so done with this. However; here is your post, and my subsequent reply.
Do you notice the sarcasm in your question?
Now, do you notice any anger in my response? You're the one that attacked me after Skank and another bozo chimed in (although, I suspect that the bozo was another name adopted by some other pussy here who won't use their real name. It's funny how new names pop up and seem to know the history without having been here.
My heated response was to Skank's interjecting insult; NOT your comment. In fact, I attempted to molify your seemingly hurt feelings with my response. I meant to assuage, not incense. It was Skank's interference; and the subsequent mis-interpretation, and exageration of my comments that riled me. Believe me, I am NOT angry. I wouldn't waste that kind of energy on these people.
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YOUR COMMENT:
Not an obscure song for me. I thought that parody was hysterical. It fits them perfectly. What would you prefer, Celine Dion?
genuflection detection | 11.18.05 - 1:57 pm | #
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MY COMMENT:
nope. Don't know her music. I think that the Crosby song was too obscure for people to know the original words to. You see, THAT'S the connection. You have to know the original words to "get" the parody.
obviously, you're the author. I meant no insult. I love parodies and do them myself; have for years.
FMouie | 11.18.05 - 2:00 pm | #
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I'm outta here. Going back to having fun.
Ummmmmm, who the fuck cares you two?? Maybe you should take it outside - meaning outside of this string - as you annoy the SHIT out of the rest of us with your childish "I can use dictionary.com" bullshit. People, unless you seriously have a passion for linguistics...fuck off! Don't use that shit to belittle other people - it's sooooooooooo pretentious.
FMouie, when you masturbate while eating cheetos, you get the fron of your "wifebeater" all orange.
love the shoes. why do they never smile with their teeth? the little pursed monkey faces make them look bitchy and constipated.
Mollify - two "L's" you turd.
Bite me fuckface and lick my nutsuck, SKANK.
FMouie And you said you weren't angry. Hehe
WITH APOLOGIES TO DAVID CROSBY:.............do not take it back!! haha. It was fine! I've learned one thing; there are "skanks" all over the place trying to stir up shit. I meant no harm. I was disappointed for you that all that effort of a parody was wasted on those (including myself) that would not be able to appreciate it. I've written many parodies myself and it's disappointing when they're not fully appreciated. Don't stop because of this. Go into the world and do yo' thing!
Calling someone pretentious is soooooo pretentious. And so is using soooooooo. So what?
if your friends knew you boys were fighting over the olsen twins LOL......
wow, that was funny.
What has happened to my beloved DListed?
Now you want to start shit with me? You must not only be a skank , you must be one angry, bored skank
Those are some terrible table cloths they're wearing for dresses. Ick
i love calling people pretentious! Madonna, anyone?
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Gah! Why does Mary Kate always look better from far away and Ashley look better up close? Mary K looks like an elf if you get too close to her and from far away Ash always just looks so freakin' awkward.
Michael you obviously do not color your hair because Nice and Easy wouldn't touch those roots it's going to take something a might bit stronger
Anon 4:02 - I totally don't color my hair. What is it going to take? Acid?
Sadly that ugly sack dress Ashley's wearing is probably Prada or some shit.
They are not that pretty, but they look waaaaaaay better than The Hilton Sisters at least.
Is it wrong that I like Ashleys hair color?
Mk thoes aren't burlap sacks, there just regular t-shirts that look huge on their boney frames.
Do they have to leave the house wearing the same shoes?
Maybe that's why they are so miserable..."My twin turned up wearing the same shoes, dammit. I thought I told her I was wearing these today!!"
First project in sewing 101.
Why do these 2 always look so fucking miserable??? It's sad.
love the shoes, but aren't they getting a little old for the matching outfits thing?
Ashley is hot. I would love to pull that big white sack up over her head!!
mary kate is the prettier twin. they both look nice in their minis.
Coral lipstick even!
I want me some Christian Louboutin's.
maybe it's his daughter's (with Shar) bedroom?
They look like cult members. They need to be selling flowers at the airport.
"Mary Kate"
"What Ashley?"
"You know those linen curtains in the west wing entry way?"
"UH..Yeah Ashley"
"Let's wear those to the event so MAYBE the phothogs won't notice us"
"Ashley, sounds good"
"Hey, Mary Kate..."
"Yeah, Ashley?"
"Let's really throw em for a loop and not fix our hair"
"Luvs me my twin..great Idea!!"
later in the evening...
"Damnnnnn ittttt Ashley, why are they still shooting pics at us?"
"Mary Kate...we forgot not to accessorize so fabulously. Just grin..grin and bear it."
"SIGH"
They both still look fugly to me.
^ pixiecaf they are not fugly. You are. They don't have a pathetic life, like you do. Get a real one old girl.
sweetheart I think pixiecaf went to sleep or went out since she is hot unlike you who is NOT.. I doubt she read your bull shit... take your meds..LOL!
Thanks yawn,
Damn right I am hot and I do have a life. In all honestly I could care less what this idiot does or says about me they are the ones coming off like a psycho not me.
Those dresses are atrocious. They look like a shirt from the big girls dept. made into a dress.The shoes are delicious.
They both look a hot mess, as usual.
And what's with those facial expressions? Is that supposed to be cute?
I see the oragutanges escaped from the ZOO!!!
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