We should all be so lucky
the search for Dennis Rodman's "big fat dick" is over.
Laguna Beach Season 3
KC Sunshine, that was funny!
Thanks Fakey.
Ali Lohan learns how her sister got all starring roles in movies.
Jamie Lynn and her friends cuaght making fun of K-fed.
Could Paris Hilton's dreams actually come true?
"Being Paris Hilton-101" classes gain popularity among college co-eds.
Look what we found at Party City!
caught
Who won the other "Caption This"?
See, trimming the hair does make it look bigger!
I want one for tonight !
after making their night deposit; these girls laughed all the way to the dick.
World famous groupie Cynthia Plaster Caster finally reveals the full-sized replica she made of Michael K's penis, in pink, for obvious reasons.
Trent wondered what happened to his pool float.
Starlet training.
See, FMouie = not funny.
while the dixie chicks' addition of a herm to the group rounded out their vocals nicely, poor little natalie maines continued to get stuck with most of the group's dick-sucking duties.
Penis envy!
No wonder Pam broke up with Tommy Lee.
Pink is the new dick.
It appears that Nicole Richie and Paris Hilton ended their feud to celebrate Kim Stuart's up coming nuptials at the bridal shower. Too bad Hohan got to Talan's strap-on first. Apparently Talan is still waiting for his "man" penis to arrive.
Hey anonymous, how about the "dick see" chicks.?
If Michael K cold just figure out a way to distract the women, he could get ole Moby all to himself.
No, ladies; I said hold my CALLS!
^ it appears you have done away with the names that lady busted you out on. I am from here. I always thought dlisted was the best, until I found out about you and how sick you really are hon. Please get you some help. They are laughing at you here and at Pink is the new blog.
"OH my god! Take our photo! This is soooo funny! Hey, I know! after this we'll all go to a karaeoke bar and sing Girls Just Wanna Have Fun! "Yaaaay!"
got dick?
How long do you think it will take them to notice that isn't a party sub?
Who won the other "Caption This"?
FMouie got busted.
oops double post
Dakota Fanning and her fellow Girl Scouts all grown up go to college.
I once knew 4 girls from Nantucket
Who carried their cock in a bucket
whene'er they needed
their pussies be feeded;
They'd blow up their meat and sucket.
Heloise's hint for the day:
Never bite the head that feeds you.
" Call up the NBA and cancel my court-side seats for the season. Finally a nice, big, clean, pretty, and caucasian one. No more stinky dark meat. I'm so relieved !!!! "
Anonymous...you forgot "I touch myself." They can all sing that too.
Next week on "Tommy Lee Goes Back to College," Tommy Lee schools the girls of Delta Gamma on the wonders of the glory hole.
Still considered small by MK.
The Dlisted bitches finally agree on the ideal penis size!!
This must be Tom's "Turbo Shooter" that Katie was talking about.
My, that Dakota Fanning grew up quickly.
K-Fed's future baby mamas.
LOOZER!! hahaha!!
The sorority girls of kappa dik
The Betsy:
I didn't see the results. They're usually up til the next day. I was wond'rin' myself.
I think Loozer will get it!
Monica Lewinsky threw away her beret and decided to make a little fun of herself with her gal pals.
Some interns at The View joke around with Star's dildo.
charlotte church will suck anything pink
The sequel to Shaft takes an unexpected twist.
Britney Spear's sister Jaime Lynn's sweet 16 party.
it's like a moth to a flame
It looks like they finished the Plaster Caster of Jeff C. The girls couldn't wait to try it out.
Suzie(being the only girl of the 4 who actually gives head)takes a drink and gives it her best college try!
The size of that fake penis is sooooo not impressive. - Michael K
looks like Loozer was right!!
A look into what Michael K dreams about.
I can't believe I ate the whole thing!
Britney, her cousin and best friend teach Jamie Lynn that "going down" does not mean traveling from LA to Louisiana.
Tommy Lee goes to college.
Lan!! good one! an oldie, but a goodie
Finally! A dick MK can appreciate: one that takes three people to carry.
How to make Mr. Happy, well, ummm... happy!
The girls all laughed as they raided Tara Reids closet.
Ronco now offers the inflatible penis to go with your Hollywood inflated ego.*
*one size does not fit all
FYI: Nicole Ritchie realizes too late that she indeed fucked DJ AM's brains out. - Pandemonium won the last "Caption This" Contest, for those of you asking.
MTV Celebriy Room Raiders: Anna Nicole Smith
^ again she changed her name from pixiecaf to ^ name. Man, this site is getting old with a crazy woman talking to herself again.
In season two, MTV's "Miss Seventeen" challenges take an ugly turn.
The only way the ugly fat girl is gonna get any dick - If her hotter friends shove it her way!
Associated Press: Today in Los Angeles Paris Hilton holds auditions to be on the next Simple Life.
I can't believe I ate the whole thing!
Paris dildo 'tinkercock' was far to small for her so she gave it to her mother. She replaced it immediately with one she fondly calls BigBambi.
Shoot! I'm not very original.
Sorry Ian. . .I duplicated your caption. I should have read others first I suppose!
A healthy helping of meat and potatoes...family style.
"when you bite
a hot tamale...
it gives you
a bite right back."
Here comes the bride...
So THAT is what makes special k so special.
like those traveling gnome pictures before it, Liam Neeson's stolen penis begins it's global odyssey at Cindy Jackson's house in Trenton New Jersey.
Jessica laughs hysterically knowing it is really attached to her and not a fake.
Dear Mom,
Like totally thanx sooo much for letting me go to Camp Tara Reid. Me and Becky, and umm some chick are totally rockin the classes here. She's cool, I think her name is Trina or something. Anyway, what was I saying..Oh yeah..wooooooooo!
Love,
Amber.
Trust me, Sis. If you just relax your throat a bit it'll go down easy as anything.
The light is shed on reality TV try-outs.
Nicole Richie's friends, becoming increasingly more concerned about her weight, try to make her swallow some protein... the only way she knows how.
pixiecafisdestroying dlisted t | 11.18.05 - 5:19 pm | # fuck you and your straight jacket. You need some serious help you pathetic pink blog loving pussy.
Nicole Richie took bigger bites before she lost all the weight...
rosie o'donnell finally comes out with her line of personal items just in time for christmas
LMAO @ Glen! You have my vote!
SHE'S NOT A CHRISTIANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!?!?!???!??!???!
!!!!!
Wow, a penis with teeth.
When you think the popular girls are laughing with you.
At high school, Lindsay reads her future, & starts training with her future sex-mates.
Pamela Anderson admits teaching classes on how to get ahead in Hollywood
if i suck it, will it get bigger?
a0e w5nner, .
WOOHOO!! tks MK
its pathetic.
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