Imagine it dripped? It would probably burn through his skin!
Since when have reality shows = great image? To me, they've always been shows of people abusing their 15 minutes of fame, and confirms their loser status.
OMG, thanks for the visual MK.
Wouldn't it be pretty hard to keep coordinated while being drunk. That shit is going to be hilarious.
Tara, here's a way to remake your image: remove the frankenboobies, wear better clothes, stop being photographed drunk and get a role in a movie or a play.
A reality show gig will just reinforce her career dive. Does anyone even remember that last movie she appeared in?
hahahahahaha dancing with the herpes. i love you, mk.
Maybe if the show was called:
"Dancing Drunk On Tables With The Stars"
I'd watch that.
looks like somebody dented her face below the right eye.
is that card with the hole for dick insertion?
LOL!
Self-tanner.She needs self tanner.
and, in keeping with the room signs - someone might want to remove the "Welcome" mat from her nethers.
Talk about two left feet...dayum!!
I hated her but then I watched her show Taradise and loved that shit. She isn't too bad. Would love to party with her.
The last paragraph was funny. You just said it kinda matter-of-factly; not trying.
However, I must say, the look she's giving in that picture makes her quite irresistible at this point. Now is that wrong?
I hope she gets on the show! that would be funny.
Evey name on this article is Pixiecaf with all her names. She must be a sad girl.
"every name"?
You are eith retarded or useless, anon 5:12.
Which one is it?
I'm sure as hell not her, as any check of an IP could find out.
Just shut the fuck up.
OMG Jessica, your homepage is really something.
Fuck. I think that's the worst pic I've seen of her, ever.
Jessica, thanks for your homepage. It would be great if I weren't at work right now. Son of a bitch. Thank God my boss didn't see that.
What is up with the same person with all of the names? I don't get it. How do you even know. Maybe you should stop stressing about it so much.
OMG, I so hope they put her on!
^ again. I am convinced now that you are all those names. Why hasn't some of the names came out that was listed? Why does pixiecaf spam the article when some body list the her fake names. She must be guilty.
A dumb ho drunken slut not worthy of any postings.
I am not Pixiegaf. Sometimes I actually have to work and can't get here until the end of the day.
Poor Tara. I can't stand her really but I feel sorry for the girl - she gets ragged on so bad. I hope she does get on Dancing w/Stars. . .it's funny watching drunks dance.
LOL
I totally agree with Plauge & Hunter RE: anon 5:12. That person should not worry about others comments and shut the fuck up!
I'd have to say the answer is . . .retarded.
why are tara's boobs tyring to run away from each other?
Because they are embarrased to be associated with Tara Reid.
What took this hochie down the wrong path, Booze drugs Parisite? Who really cares we just like watching the avalanche.
Rollerslut's N: it's b/c they're Easty-Westy's...it's their nature
Her ta-ta's are repulsive. In what would be an appealing come-hither pose on any other young beachbody, Tara manages to totally grossify her macrame bikini...just look at the chasm between those two suckers! GoooO!
Yikes!!!
You know, the flat card table between the stretch marked frankennips, the hound's tooth smile, the partied too hard for 8 years eye bags, the stellar reputational skank ho coked out implosion, this chick is white hot and workin' it like no other.
Of course her camp is trying to revamp her image...it's in the shitter right now. I'm surprised she's still around. Won't be long before she can't afford her "camp".
And a repeated...LOL
anon | 11.18.05 - 6:17 pm |
I wish Paris would let her kinkajou loose on your ass and let it scratch your eyes out. Then you wouldn't be able to see all of the so called fake names you keep OCDing about. You need to get laid, get a life or go fuck yourself. But first you need a good shrink that specializes in schizophrenia. Go crawl back in the damn pink blog you crawled out of and let the dlisters alone. Who let you out of the psych ward?
What's that big gash under her eye? Where her drunk ass hit the corner of a table after she fell off of it while dancing?
She's probably packing enough yeast to make a bakery full of bread. And you know there's battery acid in there too. It would eat your dick off - total crotch rot.
eww her chest looks gross...its all boney in the middle and she has two bags of saline trying to escape from underneath her leather looking skin...reminder to self--never go to tara reids plastic surgeon
you guys are welcome!
LMAO at the last sentence!
& not to mention the coochie juice dripping out during the lift, ewww.
^ pixie stop with new names. I have been here long enough, to know all those names are you. Your really do have a problem.
Too little too late??
are her 15 minutes up yet?
DAMN IT, I still want to know how this slut as dated two of the hottest football players in the league. She is so NASTY!! It makes me freaking sick. She gives me the creeps
^ What do you mean? There is nothing a pro-athelete loves better than getting constantly slobbed down by a dumb blonde slut. That's the dream of becoming a pro-athlete.
^ dream on Pixie with your 70 new names. Man you are sick.
I hear Jennifer Aniston has herpes real bad. Thats why Vince doesn't want her.
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