Well if Papa Joe needs someone who can make a sham marriage look real, he need look no farther than TomKat's new PR person. Tom seems to have faith the new dude (Phil Boch?) will serve his purpose.
her tots are real...
but the marriage, i'm not so sure.
Good for him now maybe we'll hear some real dirt on Chestica's marriage.
ooooh goodie, what's next??
I hate Joe Simpson. I'm sick of seeing him in my building. He's a rancid turd, a pope of insipidness, a contrived card with no substance...
Damn, that's really bad when your PR guy quits.
Oh well, at least he can actually have a life of his own now.
No only is it tough to sell their marriage, but it's even harder to sell her as a talented actress!!
I'm just glad no-one has advised she get pregnant for publicity - what a scary thought!
She has no talent what-so-ever and doesn't even cause any controversy other than about her fuckin' marriage. I'm over her.
love the sunkist hue, Jess!
Interesting development!
That fucking grill of hers is seriously disturbing. TOTAL overbite. Yuck.
Joe Simpson fucking sucks. How can he pretend that he was EVER a man of god (ha ha, sounds like it mattters to me) when he behaves like such a fucking dickwad?
Boy, nothing like a girl with a strong, manly chin, a Marine sergeant's jaw and teeth that could gnaw through a leg caught in an animal trap in no time.
Now there's a lady I cud use on ma huntin' trips to Saskatchewan!
OMG Brent! Wicked but dead-on!
Joe Simpson fucking sucks. How can he pretend that he was EVER a man of god (ha ha, sounds like it mattters to me) when he behaves like such a fucking dickwad?
she's so not hot. not even good looking. just dumb.
You just know some dirty details are going to leak out now!
I think Jessica is absolutely gorgeous, but she's as dumb as they come. I think her dad has her brainwashed.
I hate this witch. And her little sister too!
Her skin looks like my leather purse.
^ lady you have more names and enemies than anybody on the net. I think the REAL poster here have busted you out. Get a life outside of the net. All this crap is running you crazy pixiecaf or now brenda love. lol
How lame are you? What a shame you are to this site.
you^ are starting to get boring you know that and old too... find another hobby like jerking off
pixie you still have a stalker you hot biotch!
^ got dumped by the world old pixie. Have a great weekend. Stop changing names so much. The few posters that do come here know its you now.
Sarah don't get me started...
message for yawn. They are checking sarah out. If its not you, she is posting your name on other sistes filled with nasty cussing and lies.
you make no sense whatsoever! you mother dropped you on your head too much when you were a kid
What the hell is everyone talking about?
Aww leave Pixie alone! She's hot!
Thanks Mk. 
I'm with you MK... as far as I have seen she has never said a bad word against anyone does not deserve this
^ take a hint stop your madness. Changing names, and spamming the board makes you look bad. Your name is on the new list that pixiecaf has. Your sick lady.
who is pixiecaf?
Yes, I like Pixie too.
Ummm....I can verify that I am in fact a real person and not an alias. And I like Pixie's posts, too.
Sorry for double post before
I am a real person too, who does not like what you are doing who ever you are, we come here to rag on celebs and gossip... not hurt each other get it?
usually when there is no sex in a marriage and just constant humiliation, by the elfish baby handed virgin, steroid taking hubby nick legay, you can expect to see rebellion on the other virgin half jess act out her hostilities. yet why she won't dump the fat, miserable has-been bastard i don't have a clue. pictures and what friends say about there's no true affection or intimacy can be seen because what do two innocent virgins possibly know about intimacy if they never experienced it!!!??
I like pixiecaf too.The person that is all mad sounds like the nutjob if anyone is.
he wasnt a virgin, she was. and her tits are fake.
maybe she can retire like kelly osbourne.
This dude kept getting more and more pay to keep the faith, now he has FUCK YOU money.
Who the hell can be happy working with her dictator-father Joe Simpson?
I BET YOU CAN. ANOTHER NEW NAME. PIXICAF CAN CHANGE THOSE NAMES SO FAST. SHE IS A PRO BY NOW. 55 NAMES, AND MORE TO COME. NOW THAT IS SICK.
Lets see if I've got the patter down:
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^ 4:48 another new name fugg bugg? Boy you are sick lady. You can change names so fast. That is sick. 250 pound dyke talking to herself. And more to come. These are your 55 names so far: fugg bugg, anon, knows the truth, pixiecaf, and EVER OTHER fucking name you can think of, plus those you steal from legit DListers.
GO AWAY you OCD idiot. This is a gossip site. We talk about gossip. Create your own blog and talk to your 55 personalities there.
Leave us in peace moron!
And I'll beat you to the punch: no I'm not pixiecaf, pixiegraf or anyone else. I'm YOU! and you've been busted, they are looking at you. Better watch out.
(that IS how your paronoid rambles usually right?)
linda you say whatever you want the fat keebler elf is a virgin and he will always be a virgin. he dedicated his life to anabolic steroids, not to jessica or any girl for that matter. nick is an idealist his goal is to be mr. universe!!! bodybuilders who train with steroids and abuse steroids shrink their genitals. many that's why they're fucking angry all the time!! is'nt nick always angry speaking of anger? he always talk about shrinkage on a couple of episodes of newlyweds. you see nick is not only a virgin linda, but he also has no dick!! believe what you want linda.
^ Ok, get serious. Nick is hot. And I would be a angry all the time too if I had to live with a vapid, empty-headed talentless bimbo and she was the breadwinner on top of it all.
I think Nick should dump Jess and let her fade into obscurity, for the sake of us all. Because, as someone has already pointed out, her sham marriage is the only thing keeping the public's interest. Nick was pretty good in his role on "Charmed", so he could pursue an acting career in earnest.
now she is fussing with herself .lmao. Stop it Pixie we all know its you and your 60 new names.
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