I wish someone would put a fat cock in his mouth.
Please bitch! Go the fuck away! And take your coat-tail riding, excuse- for-a-father, whore-sister, with you...
MK i forgot to tell you...i was watching Dr. Phil the other day..about parents who make their kids go into showbiz and they had none other than Showbiz Dad himself Joe Simpson on to give ADVICE to the families! It was so wrong!
On EVERY level Sarah!!
This family needs to go and start a commune all by their lonesome somewhere, far, far, away...
I think he was demonstrating for the audience how Ashlee has furthered her career with his help.
what is going on with her hair???
are those like...sweatpants she's wearing with that lacy top? what the heck? do these people have stylists?
Why would Letterman have this no talent ugly skank on? She makes my skin crawl but love the shoes.
Sarah - I've seen that dad. He's so hot.
i was flipping thru channels & came across ashlee singing some new song on the view,
it was terrible,her,her singing, her new song & the view
puke
Was the show entitled "Pimping out your daughters so you can buy Gucci"?
I am shocked that Dave had her on. She really isn't talented in any way. Doesn't he consult with Paul before booking musical guests?
My brother and his wife saw Ashlee and her parents having lunch at the Sagebrush Cantina this weekend. They said Ashlee but shockingly more FUGLY than they even expected.
dave could have (and should have) said no to her fugly ass.
Pappa Joe seriously reminds me of another neurotic stage dad who inflicted irreversable psycological damage which ruined one of his kids lives.
His name was also Joe. Joe Jackson.
Now see I've seen Ashlee in person a few times, and I think she is SO much cuter in person. She does look like a skank ho in every picture though. I was shocked at how little she is--I'm 5'2 and she couldn't have been more than an inch taller than me.
can her skin get any oilier?
papa joes special facials arent helping!
She is revolting.
Didn't the Dad used to be a preacher? If he hadn't turned pimping his daughters into his career, he'd be the next Jim Baker. Maybe Jessica could have been his Tammy Faye - they share similar taste in eye makeup.
She is really starting to get on my nerves. I just want to punch her and break her beak nose.
Joe looks like Margaret Perrin in that pic,, mouth open ready to take a dick
DarkSided Slut, he DOES totally look like margaret in that pic! Spot on!
girl seriously has no rhythm or innate sexiness. when she was singing she looked like a robot scarecrow on crack. she needs to do yoga, or a black dude or something.
I think I'm the only person here who would fuck Joe Simpson. You KNOW he'd be a real freak in the bed, you can just tell.
Letterman doesn't pick the musical guests himself. Probably only vaguely aware of who bribed who to get them on...
As I said before, Joe Simpson is a turd that somehow floated to the top and idiots actually gave his ego validation.
When his boyband Barefoot flops, then finally maybe he will be stopped.
fuck this family....they all need to go away.
OMG STOP THE MADNESS!!! How, How, How, How can this happen??? It was so the boobs.
Plague - his boyband Barefoot? This is the first I've heard of THIS! Do tell more!!!
On Dr. Phil, Joe S. was giving advice to a family who was pushing their young daughter to be a country singer...he was recommending waiting to push them until they are a little older, basically...like 15 or so. OK. I was surpised Phil had him on, but then...even though I generally think that Dr. Phil is trying to do some good...he did get his start on Oprah! They are all media "whores", I guess.
Joe = Margaret Perrin
Ashley = Kelly Osbourne (at least as far as the outfit goes)
RaBBit-
Be prepared: http://www.barefoot-band.com/
I'm gonna go all Sally Jesse Raphael on your asses for a minute here and ask, "WHERE ON EARTH IS THE MOTHER IN ALL OF THIS?"
Someone should totally take these people to a talk show entitled "HELP! MY FATHER IS MAKING ME DRESS LIKE COURTNEY LOVE WHEN ALL I WANT TO DO IS GET DRUNK AND CRAWL ALL OVER COUNTERTOPS OF MY LOCAL MCDONALD'S!"
gia, you slay me!
"Papa Joe's special facials"!!! Too funny!
Ooh, what if they made a face cream for Chestica's beauty product line and called it that? Ewwww...
Plague I heart you. The horror is loading now...
Joe Simpson would totally sell his daughters for beer money.
2:03- no way is he good in bed. Since he gets himself worked up all day looking at Jessica he probably busts a nut pretty quick.
WTF! I had no idea papa simpson looked like a screaming baboon with an earring, ha ha ha! (you dont hear much about any of the simpsons in the UK)
No wonder his daughters are so messed up. I'd be a little nuts too if I had to see that, er, face every morning at breakfast.
He makes Asslee give him oral before he'll let her lip sync machine be turned on.
he definitely has a boner and shot a load in his dockers
The dude looks like a fatter, crazier Greg Kinnear.
It's kind of creepy how he's always hovering around.
yeah, jessica is only about 5"3 and Ashlee is 5"2. they're both quite short, despite how they're photographed.
Ew. Someone just feed that family to a monster or something.
Ever notice that her and Chestica both stand kinda funny...its like this weird bow-legged stick ur butt out kinda thing...
I always read that jess is 5 ft 2, but that Ashlee was like 5 ft 6.....i don't know...in fact, don't really care either. sorry
Has anyone seen "Georgia" starring Jennifer Jason Leigh?Totally reminds me of that.
she sounded terrible. she was singing with a really obvious backing vocal track throughout the whole song, and she was totally off. and what's with that one dance move she does all the time? she's so useless.
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